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It'd be a license to print money modern art if you had the rep and the nous to spin it in the right direction. If I was black I'd be all over that shit, taking my slavery displays into Liverpool schoo

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Regulars, be they of a pub, cafe, chippy or anywhere else who think they own the place. They're usually greeted by the barmaid/staff member with something along the lines of "here comes trouble!" Whic

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People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

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1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

*Checks motion detection alert*

 

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2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

My mate had the doorbell camera thing, him & his missus are a right pair of pissheads. We used to sit & watch videos of them coming home blootered & some of them when they could hardly walk were funny as fuck.

 

Having said that, I do agree with what you're saying & my mate is a  complete cunt.

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19 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

Those ring adverts are shite.

 

Smackhead lurking round the front door looking for ways to get in and then some bad meff speaks to him saying "I dont like you and now I'd like you to leave" in a less threatening manner than Jack Whitehall telling a shit joke. The smackhead just leaves scared to death. 

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19 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People with cameras all over their house and garden, smartlinked and connected to their phone, night vision, infra red, pet friendly, internal communications systems, satellite uplink. They're the type of people who show you an image of their garden on their phone while you're at a party and you don't give a fuck.

 

"Oooh movement detected, oh it's just the wind." 

 

The type of people who long to have an attempted burglary so they can post the pictures on Facebook. Holed up in the bathroom in their undies with the lights off watching it unfold on their phone and telling their Mrs to 'phone the bizzies'. 

 

Copper turns up a week later. "I've put the pics on a flash drive if you want them?"

 

"Nah you're alright mate. Keep it up though, right up."

They're always shite as well, the grainy images they put on Facebook are just of any scalls in North Face gear and no one would be able to identify them. 

 

It's not like the police are even arsed if you march them into the police station like Michael Douglas when he catches Sato in Black Rain. You could get them to sign a confession and the police still wouldn't be arsed. 

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25 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Christ have people actually argued that? Never seen it myself and not likely too either but it's about people battering other people isn't it? 

One of the side stories on the echo website.

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/most-festive-film-time-announced-19342766

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