best christmas lyrics

[Soleilrouge]

post them here

 

 

i'll start......

 

 

parapapumpum

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

....hey santa Clause you &&*&...where's me fookin bike...

 

etc etc etc

[dirty_sanchez]

You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot

[Soleilrouge]

happy christmas my arse i'll thank god its our last

[Karl_b]

 

parapapumpum

 

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[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You took my dreams from me

When I first found you

I kept them with me babe

I put them with my own

Can't make it all alone

I've built my dreams around you

[Fugitive]

Howdy Ho.

the Virgin Mary was sleepin'

When Angel Gabriel appeared

He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."

and Mary thought that was weird.

Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.

I blew a guy last year."

But then Gabriel said to Mary,

"My child, have no fear."

 

cause, you can suck all the dick you want

And still be a virgin, Mary.

You can suck all the dick you want

And still not be considered flawed.

Although you went to town and sucked some semen down,

You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

 

There was no room at the inn

When Mary and Joseph did arrive.

But they were so very tired, you see,

And Mary had to offer a bribe.

Since she had no money,

How would she pay for a place to sleep?

Gabriel appeared to Mary

And told her not to weep.

 

'Cause you can suck all the dick you want

And still be a virgin, Mary.

You can suck all the dick you want

And still be the mother of Christ.

If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin

so suck a dick and get a room tonight!(laughs)

 

Then, three wise men did appear

Bearing gifts of myrrh and such

They said that they had followed a star

And missed a woman's touch

Mary thought she might pleasure them

But could not take them to bed.

But again, Gabriel appeared to her

And this is what he said:

 

"You can suck all the dick you want

And still be a virgin, Mary.

You can suck all the dick you want

Every one in the nation.

Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men

And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!

 

So, you can suck all the dick you want

And still be a virgin, Mary.

The donkey and the ox and the lambs

And even the little drummer boy

folks will remember your name quick. They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!"

'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.

 

[slowing] 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and [normal] joy.

YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

 

[RedBrian84]

"...the Christmas you get you deserve"

[Thants]

Just one of a great album.

Buy it.

My First Christmas As A Woman Lyrics

Artist(Band):The Vandals

 

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest

and follow my dreams and to face

a life of delusion and gender confusion

no longer will be the case

 

I never wanted army men of basketballs,

I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls

And dressing up in mother's clothing.

 

My whole life I've been feeling only feminine

It always seemed so useless trying to be a man

Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

 

Now it feels like the very first time,

cuz it's going to be the very first time,

that Christmas feels right to me.

 

And I know that I'm looking good

Just like a real girl should-

It's my first Christmas as a woman

 

A doctor reconstructed my genitals

And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe

for a guy who could love a girl like me.

 

I took the hormones and I got my breasts

This season's gonna be the best to me.

 

I won't have to tuck it behind me

Since I got my brand new vagina

It's my first Christmas as a woman.

 

Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!

My penis, chop it off

It's no use to me.

Cut it off!

Chop it off! Chop it off!

My penis, cut it off so I can finally be

A Woman...

 

Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal

to be a post operation transsexual.

now I'm a pretty lady

 

Now it feels like the very first time,

cuz it's going to be the very first time,

that Christmas feels right to me.

 

Cuz I know that I'm looking good

Just like a real girl should-

It's my first Christmas as a woman

 

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[Thants]

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas Time.

 

No shit, Sherlock.

[dirty_sanchez]

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We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose

And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow

But all of those stories seem kind of... gay

`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Small and brown he comes from you

Sit on the toilet here he comes

Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

 

A present from down below

Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"

He's seen the love inside of you

`Cause he's a piece of poo

 

Sometimes he's nutty

Sometimes he's corny

He can be brown or greenish brown

(Mmmmhmmm!)

But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve

He might come to your town!

 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

He loves me, I love you

Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

 

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

 

Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?

Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!

Stan: Come on dude, push!

Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!

Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!

Kyle: Here he comes!

 

[POP!]

 

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

 

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Seasons Greetings to all of you!

Let's sing songs and dance and play

Now before I melt away.

 

Here's a game I like to play

Stick me in your mouth and try to say

Howdy ho ho yum yum yum

Christmas Time has come!

 

Singers: Sometimes He's runny

Sometimes he's firm

Sometimes he practically water.

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass

And wont fall in the toilet

'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter

And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around

And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

When Christmas leaves he must leave too.

Flush him down but he's never gone

His smell and his spirit linger on.

 

Howdy Ho!

[Mel Wood]

Feigning joy and surprise

at the gifts we despise over mulled wine with you

 

"Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)"

[Soleilrouge]

YouTube - BING CROSBY DAVID BOWIE - LITTLE DRUMMER BOY

[aussielfc79]

Hey Santa Claus

 

Hey mums and dads just smell his breath,

and check his blood shot eyes.

And don't listen to him boys and girls,

caus he tells fucking lies.

He's just a pisstank and a pervert,

and he's not even very fucking bright,

caus the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike.

 

(as the music fades) I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus

[dirty_sanchez]

Feigning joy and surprise

at the gifts we despise over mulled wine with you

 

"Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)"

 

That's a brilliant song that.

[Fink]

Thank fuck its them instead of me...errr

[funkster]

Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong

'Cause it is my favorite holiday

But all this year's been a busy blur

Don't think I have the energy

 

To add to my already mad rush

Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.

The perfect gift for me would be

Completions and connections left from

 

Last year, ski shop,

Encounter, most interesting.

Had his number but never the time

Most of '81 passed along those lines.

 

So deck those halls, trim those trees

Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,

I just need to catch my breath,

Christmas by myself this year.

 

Calendar picture, frozen landscape,

Chilled this room for twenty-four days,

Evergreens, sparkling snow

Get this winter over with!

 

Flashback to springtime, saw him again,

Would've been good to go for lunch,

Couldn't agree when we were both free,

We tried, we said we'd keep in touch.

 

Didn't, of course, 'til summertime,

Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?

No, this time it was me,

Sunburn in the third degree.

 

Now the calendar's just one page

And, of course, I am excited

Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind

Not to do too much about it.

 

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

But I think I'll miss this one this year.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

But I think I'll miss this one this year.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

But I think I'll miss this one this year.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

But I think I'll miss this one this year.

 

Hardly dashing through the snow

Cause I bundled up too tight

Last minute have-to-do's

A few cards a few calls

'Cause it's r-s-v-p

No thanks, no party lights

It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax

Turned down all of my invites.

 

Last fall I had a night to myself,

Same guy called, halloween party,

Waited all night for him to show,

This time his car wouldn't go,

 

Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late,

Trudge on home to celebrate

In a quiet way, unwind

Doing Christmas right this time.

 

A&P has provided me

With the world's smallest turkey

Already in the oven, nice and hot

Oh damn! Guess what I forgot?

 

So on with the boots, back out in the snow

To the only all-night grocery,

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

 

"I'm spending this one alone," he said.

"Need a break; this year's been crazy."

I said, "Me too, but why are you?

You mean you forgot cranberries too?"

 

Then suddenly we laughed and laughed

Caught on to what was happening

That Christmas magic's brought this tale

To a very happy ending! "

 

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Couldn't miss this one this year!

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Couldn't miss this one this year!