I don't get it.

[Unrighteous]

I never understood when you see video/clip/photo of a celebrity doing something and there are like crowds of people behind a barrier like screaming and waving and all that noise... like at a red carpet or something...

 

How sad are these people?

 

 

[Fugitive]

I've called everyone else one so I may as well carry on.

 

They are all slobbering Mongs.

[George Costanza]

Its the pathetic obsession with 'celebrities'.

 

I blame the Japanese

[The-Sir]

HOW FUCKING BIG ARE HARRY POTTERS FEET.

[Funkasy]

you should see his wand.

[Liverpool lad]

Good point Lance, I remember a girl I know telling me they went to the same club as P Diddy, so I asked her if she met him, she said 'No'. No fucking point then

 

I don't know what the fuss is with celebrities they don't give a shit about you, and I have never seen the attraction of bars promoting a PA by some 'celebrity'.

[Fugitive]

Good point Lance, I remember a girl I know telling me they went to the same club as P Diddy, so I asked her if she met him, she said 'No'. No fucking point then

 

I don't know what the fuss is with celebrities they don't give a shit about you, and I have never seen the attraction of bars promoting a PA by some 'celebrity'.

 

P Diddy!!!

 

That takes me back to Ibiza few years back. He was on his Yacht with a load of other Cunts and I was shouting abuse at him from the pier.

 

I basically abused his Music, his clothes and his Yacht. I told him if I could afford a Yacht it would be better than his and then said his Music is as shit as his Yacht.

 

Wanker.

[Unrighteous]

P Diddy!!!

 

That takes me back to Ibiza few years back. He was on his Yacht with a load of other Cunts and I was shouting abuse at him from the pier.

 

I basically abused his Music, his clothes and his Yacht. I told him if I could afford a Yacht it would be better than his and then said his Music is as shit as his Yacht.

 

Wanker.

 

You've earned yourself a rep, sir. Well done.

[Soup]

P Diddy!!!

 

That takes me back to Ibiza few years back. He was on his Yacht with a load of other Cunts and I was shouting abuse at him from the pier.

 

I basically abused his Music, his clothes and his Yacht. I told him if I could afford a Yacht it would be better than his and then said his Music is as shit as his Yacht.

 

Wanker.

 

Good point well made.

[Flying Pig]

HOW FUCKING BIG ARE HARRY POTTERS FEET.

 

He's still got those 'hollywood feet' from LOLTR on.

[Newport]

If you look beyond poverty, wars and hunger the obsession some people seem to have about celebrities is the most depressing thing about today's society.

[Rico1304]

I went somewhere today and there were 40k of the idiots doing it.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

It's this obsession with the whole culture of celebrity. It knocks me sick.

[Crazyhorse7778]

HOW FUCKING BIG ARE HARRY POTTERS FEET.

 

First thing i noticed aswell, fucking hell!

[Unrighteous]

HOW FUCKING BIG ARE HARRY POTTERS FEET.

 

Pointed shoes, Sir.

[The Special One]

I don't get it either. Does that help?

 

P Diddy!!!

 

That takes me back to Ibiza few years back. He was on his Yacht with a load of other Cunts and I was shouting abuse at him from the pier.

 

I basically abused his Music, his clothes and his Yacht. I told him if I could afford a Yacht it would be better than his and then said his Music is as shit as his Yacht.

 

Wanker.

 

Lies. I want video proof of this. Or has it disappeared like your other promised pictures from Ibiza?

 

I went somewhere today and there were 40k of the idiots doing it.

 

Were you one of them?

[Faustus]

P Diddy!!!

 

That takes me back to Ibiza few years back. He was on his Yacht with a load of other Cunts and I was shouting abuse at him from the pier.

 

I basically abused his Music, his clothes and his Yacht. I told him if I could afford a Yacht it would be better than his and then said his Music is as shit as his Yacht.

 

Wanker.

 

I reckon he was devastated for half a second until he remembered he was a millionaire.

[Unrighteous]

 

One woman brought a t-shirt. Jesus wept.

[Tommy 2 Tellies]

I never understood when you see video/clip/photo of a celebrity doing something and there are like crowds of people behind a barrier like screaming and waving and all that noise... like at a red carpet or something...

 

How sad are these people?

 

 

Very.

[Tommy 2 Tellies]

HOW FUCKING BIG ARE HARRY POTTERS FEET.

 

 

 

Harry Potter ???

 

.... I thought it was vladimir smicer

[Juniper]

I happened to play a gig at a venue in Leicester Square, on a night when there was a film premier (can't remember what film)

 

I did walk over and have a look as it was one of these big production premier things, saw Lily Allen posing on the red carpet then walked away. Was interesting to see the scale of it all and the scale of mongs in such a small space. That's about it.

 

(No screaming people were hurt, I refrained).

[Total Longo]

 

One woman brought a t-shirt. Jesus wept.

 

The Shiznit. Ace.

[Section_31]

It depends who it is, if Mr T came to town you best believe I'd queue to see him.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Don't see the harm in it, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't had girls leering over me from behind barriers, blowing me kisses and desperately trying to touch me, well when I say barriers, I mean a sweaty dance floor, oh, and when I say woman, I mean men.

[Manny]

P Diddy!!!

 

That takes me back to Ibiza few years back. He was on his Yacht with a load of other Cunts and I was shouting abuse at him from the pier.

 

I basically abused his Music, his clothes and his Yacht. I told him if I could afford a Yacht it would be better than his and then said his Music is as shit as his Yacht.

 

Wanker.

 

I have to spread the rep first, but that is a brilliant story. I hope he realises the error of his ways soon.