Man U fans kicking themselves they didnt get Torres

[Mr Piechnik]

I know its wrong to read red cafe but sometimes it throws up gems like this. 3 pages of pure beauty.

 

The trouble with Torres - RedCafe.net

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Unlucky ballbags.

[RobbieOR]

'my face was blood red after 30 minutes with his constant diving'

 

[Red Mist]

Strange how they think Torres turned them down or Athletico rejected their approach. As far as I know, ManUre never even came close to making a bid for Torres, let alone signing him. Ferguson and his wise scouts didn't think he could cut it in the Premiership, so they never had a serious interest in him.

[manwiththestick]

I particularly like this little nugget:

 

"Torres probably wanted to go to a team where he'd be guaranteed a start every game. That would not have been the case at United"

 

Bellend.

[delboythekopite]

Only got halfway down the page,deluded manc twats!!!!!

[Lady Penelope]

When the rumours surfaced that Nando might be leaving Madrid.

 

Atletico ready to sell Torres - RedCafe.net

[tokyojoe]

Charleysurf

Talks sense

 

 

Join Date: May 2006

Posts: 5,110 He's overrated. No doubt about it.

 

Splendid comment from a manc twat, love his signature.

[trefoil]

they've won the league every season he's been with us, ungrateful bastards arent they

[tokyojoe]

they've won the league every season he's been with us, ungrateful bastards arent they

 

We should have signed the referees instead then.

[The Tott]

There are some guys chatting sense on that to be fair but theres still a mass of knobheads

[OmarVizquel]

"My only real concern with Torres is the lack of goals he seems to score."

[Funkasy]

i would say about 90% of the post there love Torres and say he is one of the best in the game atm.

[col06]

whats with all the diving shite there on about typical thick inbred mancs

[Soup]

I particularly like this little nugget:

 

"Torres probably wanted to go to a team where he'd be guaranteed a start every game. That would not have been the case at United"

 

Bellend.

 

Yeah I got down to that beauty then thought fuck it also there is far to much use of the word 'assumptions' for my liking.

[ReddOrDedd]

The vast majority of the comments on there are pretty fair, to be honest. Only a few sour-grapes lemon-suckers in there.

 

One interesting point they talk about is how much Fergie would pay for a player, and one of them points out that the original bid for Berbatov was for £20m, which was obviously pushed up to £30m by Citeh's late arrival on the scene. I think this raises an interesting point about Whiskey Nose's personality, in that he's willing/stubborn enough to pay beyond the value of a player (even when he knows he's overpaying), just to achieve the Pyrrhic victory of supposedly getting one over on his old charge Hughes. In the long run, of course, that 'victory' has simply left him with an overpriced lemon he can't get rid of.

 

It's that same spiteful, venomous rage inside him that will eventually see him keeling over on the touchline as his ticker explodes over some free kick or other minor indiscretion that wasn't given.

[Unrighteous]

The vast majority of the comments on there are pretty fair, to be honest. Only a few sour-grapes lemon-suckers in there.

 

One interesting point they talk about is how much Fergie would pay for a player, and one of them points out that the original bid for Berbatov was for £20m, which was obviously pushed up to £30m by Citeh's late arrival on the scene. I think this raises an interesting point about Whiskey Nose's personality, in that he's willing/stubborn enough to pay beyond the value of a player (even when he knows he's overpaying), just to achieve the Pyrrhic victory of supposedly getting one over on his old charge Hughes. In the long run, of course, that 'victory' has simply left him with an overpriced lemon he can't get rid of.

 

It's that same spiteful, venomous rage inside him that will eventually see him keeling over on the touchline as his ticker explodes over some free kick or other minor indiscretion that wasn't given.

 

 

Don't be a tease.

[Byrnie]

The vast majority of the comments on there are pretty fair, to be honest. Only a few sour-grapes lemon-suckers in there.

 

One interesting point they talk about is how much Fergie would pay for a player, and one of them points out that the original bid for Berbatov was for £20m, which was obviously pushed up to £30m by Citeh's late arrival on the scene. I think this raises an interesting point about Whiskey Nose's personality, in that he's willing/stubborn enough to pay beyond the value of a player (even when he knows he's overpaying), just to achieve the Pyrrhic victory of supposedly getting one over on his old charge Hughes. In the long run, of course, that 'victory' has simply left him with an overpriced lemon he can't get rid of.

 

It's that same spiteful, venomous rage inside him that will eventually see him keeling over on the touchline as his ticker explodes over some free kick or other minor indiscretion that wasn't given.

 

Imagine if Rafa spunked 85m or thereabouts on Anderson, Hargreaves ,Nani and Berbaflop.

Ronaldo's goals papered over these cracks.

[23_Carra_Gold]

To be fair alot of them are talking sense. I don't understand where the diving shit has come from though, especially when they talk about Evra's booking the weekend. He clearly caught him like.

[Unrighteous]

It's funny... Take Ronaldo out of their club and they're suddenly lambasting people for diving(regardless if it's valid or not).

[vonk]

Seriously, what's the point of this thread? Why do we care what they think? He's ours and he's the best in the world and everyone knows it. End of.

[Paul]

Imagine if Rafa spunked 85m or thereabouts on Anderson, Hargreaves ,Nani and Berbaflop.

Ronaldo's goals papered over these cracks.

 

Imagine if he also had 11 league titles and 2 CL trophies to help paper over those cracks, too.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

There are some ridiculous posts, but also some decent ones.

 

My favourite one from the idiots is:

 

''his diving got patrice his yellow''.

 

He must have been watching a different game to me.

 

and

 

"Unfortunately for some bizarre reason he had his heart set on Liverpool. But yes, I think we could've changed that if we had showed some serious interest.

 

His loss more than ours, though."

[Dirk]

There are some ridiculous posts, but also some decent ones.

 

My favourite one from the idiots is:

 

''his diving got patrice his yellow''.

 

He must have been watching a different game to me.

 

Ooh Patrice, I love it when you play dirteh.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I give you a Mancunian:

 

''he is wanker and a cheat. that Evra incidnet, when Paddy got booked, was disgraceful . Jeezas Drogba woudlnd't have done it better''

 

Quality.