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2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I’ve been given my bosses old iPhone, put my new work SIM card in it this afternoon, but she’s not wiped it. 
 

Loads of personal photos and inspirational quotes which mean I’ll never be able to look at her with a straight face again!

"Personal photos"?

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14 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


She was fucking a bloke who painted his toenails. 

During the sex?

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23 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


He’d sent her a dick pic and he’s got his toenails painted. 

If it's a close up he must be hung like Shergar.

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Just now, lifetime fan said:

Now this is off the scale batshit crazy. 
 

she has a ‘mood board’ of quotes for the type of ‘leader’ she wants to be! 
 

 

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Dissapointed there's no photo of Hitler.

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Minding my own business  then.

 

Her:    I think we got scammed with the new car we bought.

Me;     Why ?

Her:    It has a private plate but they said it was 2016 registered.

Me:    So , I checked at the time and I'm sure it was.

Her:   Well I've just spotted the old registration on the number plate and its 2013

Me:    Are you sure ?

Her:   Yes , it says SA13 9RT

Me:    Are you sure that's not the postcode of the garage that originally sold it ?

Her:   Oh, it might be.

 

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2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Minding my own business  then.

 

Her:    I think we got scammed with the new car we bought.

Me;     Why ?

Her:    It has a private plate but they said it was 2016 registered.

Me:    So , I checked at the time and I'm sure it was.

Her:   Well I've just spotted the old registration on the number plate and its 2013

Me:    Are you sure ?

Her:   Yes , it says SA13 9RT

Me:    Are you sure that's not the postcode of the garage that originally sold it ?

Her:   Oh, it might be.

 

Hahahahaha. 

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In work this afternoon and the lads are watching YouTube music videos. One of them puts Elvis Suspicious Minds on. 
 

Chav girl walks in, looks at the telly “Ooh I love Johnny Cash”. 

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23 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

In work this afternoon and the lads are watching YouTube music videos. One of them puts Elvis Suspicious Minds on. 
 

Chav girl walks in, looks at the telly “Ooh I love Johnny Cash”. 

Name, address and because its you, date of birth please. 

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