What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Paulie Dangerously]

On 01/02/2022 at 18:24, lifetime fan said:

Went away for a few days walking in Cornwall last week. 
 

Didn’t get a chance for a full breakfast but we did go to Inkies for a bacon roll. Bloody pricey at a fiver just for a bacon bap but they hand cure and hand slice all their own bacon. It was fucking lovely. 
 

 

Jesus H Christ. Is that a brioche nonce-bun?

[Paulie Dangerously]

On 01/02/2022 at 18:24, lifetime fan said:

I'm a brioche nonce

[lifetime fan]

45 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Jesus H Christ. Is that a brioche nonce-bun?

No. Just a seeded roll toasted on top the cooker in the bacon fat. 

[TheHowieLama]

On 01/02/2022 at 13:24, lifetime fan said:

Went away for a few days wanking in Cornwall last week. 

Brioche, mon dieu!

[Remmie]

I saw this on face aids and immediately thought of you deviants

 

[easytoslip]

11 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I saw this on face aids and immediately thought of you deviants

 

It looks like something you would find in a rock pool when the tide has gone out. 

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I saw this on face aids and immediately thought of you deviants

 

Salvador Barmy

[PestiRed]

On 01/02/2022 at 19:24, lifetime fan said:

Went away for a few days walking in Cornwall last week. 
 

Didn’t get a chance for a full breakfast but we did go to Inkies for a bacon roll. Bloody pricey at a fiver just for a bacon bap but they hand cure and hand slice all their own bacon. It was fucking lovely. 
 

 

if that’s a sweet sickly barbecue sauce ruining the amazing bacon then you are dead to me

 

almost as bad as bean sauce

[tokyojoe]

6 hours ago, Remmie said:

I saw this on face aids and immediately thought of you deviants

 

Looks like it's been put through a shredder. Did Amy have anything to do with this Rem?

[DalyanPete]

On 05/02/2022 at 21:11, Remmie said:

I made this and am expecting abuse as is standard but make it, it's "gurtlush"

 

You can't see most of it which is annoying as the best bit is underneath. It's eggy chilli crumpets, topped with a fried egg and a halloumi lattice with a tomato and avocado salad topped with sriracha. Took less than 10 minutes to knock up and is really nice. 

Ah, skinned hedgehog. Lovely.

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, PestiRed said:

if that’s a sweet sickly barbecue sauce ruining the amazing bacon then you are dead to me

 

almost as bad as bean sauce

HP

[YorkshireRed]

7 hours ago, Remmie said:

I saw this on face aids and immediately thought of you deviants

 

RIP Breakfasts. 

[Remmie]

58 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Looks like it's been put through a shredder. Did Amy have anything to do with this Rem?

Fucking hell mate, that's a bit harsh on her.

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

Looks like it's been put through a shredder. Did Amy have anything to do with this Rem?

If her Angels got served up this shit in prison, they’d be chucking tiles as part of a rooftop protest by lunchtime. 

[Bjornebye]

Birds taking me out for the afternoon in town. Ma Boyles, £7.50. Stomach liner. Mowgli later 
 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Decent starter.

 

Cunt plate.

[YorkshireRed]

40 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Birds taking me out for the afternoon in town. Ma Boyles, £7.50. Stomach liner. Mowgli later 
 

 

The plate is obviously a huge concern. 
 

I’ve got time for the egg. 

 

The rest of it I’m neutral about. It’s the Switzerland of Breakfasts. 
 

6/10

[Anubis]

On 07/02/2022 at 00:22, Remmie said:

I saw this on face aids and immediately thought of you deviants

 

 

I'm calling on Vladamir Putin to do the right thing - forget Ukraine and invade whatever hell is serving this shit up.

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

 

I'm calling on Vladamir Putin to do the right thing - forget Ukraine and invade whatever hell is serving this shit up.

No chance he dares invade Milton Keynes. Amy and her Angels will fuck him and his red army up. 

[Mike D]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Birds taking me out for the afternoon in town. Ma Boyles, £7.50. Stomach liner. Mowgli later 
 

 

My sister had that set also.

 

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Birds taking me out for the afternoon in town. Ma Boyles, £7.50. Stomach liner. Mowgli later 
 

 

Not shabby. As has been pointed out the odd shaped plate is unacceptable, vine tomatoes with the stalks left on are just lazy kitchen staff and there is something odd going on between the slices of bread. Looks like it could be a tomato but why is it lurking under the bread like a furtive flasher in a park waiting for  someone to walk by ?
 

No beans so at least there’s that. 

8/10 and happy birthday. 

 

 

[easytoslip]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

I'm calling on Vladamir Putin to do the right thing - forget Ukraine and invade whatever hell is serving this shit up.

Haha. 

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Birds taking me out for the afternoon in town. Ma Boyles, £7.50. Stomach liner. Mowgli later 
 

 

Can't believe you've got away with posting miniature toast that looks like someone has spilt milk on it. Also, are you on a diet? That's fucking tiny - perhaps it's a starter?

 

Repped for no beans and hash brown.

 

[Mook]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Birds taking me out for the afternoon in town. Ma Boyles, £7.50. Stomach liner. Mowgli later 
 

 

What a load of bollocks.

 

Weirdo egg

Infant bacon and sausage portions

Bread with mould all over it in the middle there

Fungus

Cherry tomatoes are nice, but on a fry up?

No beans

Hipster plate

 

Get fucked.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

What a load of bollocks.

 

Weirdo egg

Infant bacon and sausage portions

Bread with mould all over it in the middle there

Fungus

Cherry tomatoes are nice, but on a fry up?

No beans

Hipster plate

 

Get fucked.

Remember after the parade we went to go to a boozer nearby but it was shut so we all sat on the chairs outside and had some cans? It was in there. It was lovely to be fair. You could fit that plate up your arse sideways and it wouldn't touch the sides.