Wasps

[odris]

One stung me when i was little so i kicked shit out of the nest and killed about 20 of the bastards, we have a silent agreement i think, i don't fuck with them and they don't fuck with me.

[god knows]

One stung me when i was little so i kicked shit out of the nest and killed about 20 of the bastards, we have a silent agreement i think, i don't fuck with them and they don't fuck with me.

 

I did the same thing with the Pekinese over the road when it bit me when I was 5. I went right over and bit the little fucker back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I never felt Aki's biceps back tho.

[god knows]

Drinking wasps does not give you a buzz. My mate drank one from his coke can and nearly choked to death after it stung his throat.

[Mendoza]

Does this forum really need two wasp threads? I guess it does. Anyway, i had the pleasure of killing my first wasp of the year yesterday, it was sitting on top of the bin. I stood on the little bastards head with my foot. One less.

[deadlash]

And lets not forget the flies, they are bastards too.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Flying ants. INVASION!

[deadlash]

The list goes on...

[Mendoza]

 

Bastards!

[Joe Le Taxi]

Are we doing annoying cunting insects then? Add spiders to that.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Flying ants.

 

[Mendoza]

 

Shithouses!

[Joe Le Taxi]

What sort of fucking spider is that?

[Mendoza]

What sort of fucking spider is that?

 

It's a daddy long legs.

[TonyTNT]

What sort of fucking spider is that?

 

The MrKiplinwebspinner

[Joe Le Taxi]

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With South Park in the background.

 

LET THE BATTLE, COMMENCE

[Paul]

I fucking hate the bastards and, after being infested by a plague of the fuckers while camping last week, now take great pleasure in killing them on sight. In fact I consider myself to be something of a ninja wasp-assassin. That said, they're tricky little twats.

 

One little bugger got stuck in a bread bag for a day, got itself all wound up (not that they need any winding up) and then stung me on the hand when I got the bread out for breaky in the morning. It fucking hurt, too. I got some vinegar on the vicious wound pronto, but my whole arm hurt like fuck for 24 hours. I am now on a serious fucking revenge mission and have taken out at least twelve since.

 

My favourite method is to just punch them in mid-air and then stamp on the fuckers while they're down. Death to all wasps.

[halewood pete]

i wanted to buy two wasps so i went to my local pete shop to get them

the man there said he didnt sell wasps,

i said well ,youve got two in the window !

[Stu Monty]

Drinking wasps does not give you a buzz. My mate drank one from his coke can and nearly choked to death after it stung his throat.

 

It really is humanity's loss that he didn't. Those stupid genes are out there waiting to be passed on.

[G Richards]

Last weekend the kids were playing at a friend's house and they were attacked by a swarm of them. Our five year old daughter was stung ten times - one on the lip, another on the chin and the rest on arms and legs. The other kids she was playing with received a similar amount. Lots of tears and screams. It was like an episode of ER.

 

Even now, a week later, our daughter is blotchy and puffy from all the stings.

[MokTheAfflicted]

And what about the drinking wasps? You turn your back on your beer for five seconds and they're in there pissed with their antlers in the air doing the YMCA.

 

And do they ever show ID?

 

Antlers ...?? Are you certain these are wasps ??

[Caramac]

Me and the family went to Alton Towers yesterday and we were hassled and tormented by wasps several times throughout the day.

 

On the way out whilst l was waiting for the kids l noticed about 7 or 8 of the bastards feasting on some spilt fizzy drink near a bin. Needless to say l took my revenge.

[Walton Park]

Do Wasps have a B team?

[Guest ShoePiss]

Don't mind them really, they seem to be attracted to the carnauba wax I used on my boat so it's been entertaining flicking them into the water.

 

As a kid I used to like taking a tennis racket to them outside their nests, also very entertaining.

[Paul]

Last weekend the kids were playing at a friend's house and they were attacked by a swarm of them. Our five year old daughter was stung ten times - one on the lip, another on the chin and the rest on arms and legs. The other kids she was playing with received a similar amount. Lots of tears and screams. It was like an episode of ER.

 

Even now, a week later, our daughter is blotchy and puffy from all the stings.

 

Fucking bastards. That's some traumatic shit there, mate. I hope she's OK. I bet you were pretty shaken too. Seeing your daughter in that state can't have been good.

[Trumo]

Me and the family went to Alton Towers yesterday and we were hassled and tormented by wasps several times throughout the day.

 

On the way out whilst l was waiting for the kids l noticed about 7 or 8 of the bastards feasting on some spilt fizzy drink near a bin. Needless to say l took my revenge.

 

Reminds me of a visit to American Adventure 10-odd years ago. The whole place was a giant fucking wasps nest. These wasps also wore spurs and were rootin' an' a shootin'. It's all that fucking sugar the bins are stuffed with.