y do birds... suddenly apppear

[Nick Leeson]

every time, i try to go to bed and uts;s 448.

 

 

jst like me

 

 

 

they long tob e close to ouuu

#

 

fudckingf birdsa

[Lupin]

Can't be right Nick - they never evolved in the first place - ask Tom :whistle:

[Victor Ganges]

 

 

 

[Mr.SB]

Haha our friends in the UK are gonna wake up in a couple of hours to the graffiti that is Drunk Leeson.

[Alan Sex]

Why do turds suddenly appear

Every time you are queer?

Unlike me, they long to be

Close to you.

 

Why do cocks fall down from the sky

Every time you walk by?

 

On the day you watched gay porn

and the wankers got together

And decided to insert a vibe in you

So they sprinkled angel dust

in your beer of gold

And then they had their way with you.

 

That is why all the gays in town

Follow you all around

 

On the day you watched gay porn

and the wankers got together

And decided to insert a vibe in you

So they sprinkled angel dust

in your beer of gold

And then they had their way with you.

 

That is why all the gays in town

Follow you all around

[melons]

What have you done then?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I am in work, this cqnt be right if si someow get away this it will be the greatertest thing of all time, arrgh i cant veen see straairt.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I cNR GRP A PEN LET ALONE SIGN FOR PRIVATE MAIL.

[Fugitive]

I am in work, this cqnt be right if si someow get away this it will be the greatertest thing of all time, arrgh i cant veen see straairt.

 

That is fucking brilliant.

 

Rep is on the way.

[Carradona]

I miss you guys.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

i ACTUALLY DFEEL PERTETTY GOOD, I AM STILL ANSOLUTELY SMAHSED WHAT THE HELWAS I EATING LAST NIGHT.

[Carradona]

Were you and Gaz out together last night?

 

Where did yous go?

 

Why did you even bother getting up for work?

 

A hangover will hit you at around 2pm, methinks.

[Scott_M]

I thought this was going to be the start of a serenade to SKI

[RedKnight]

I thought you and Gaz were going for 'a few' drinks.

[RJ Fan club]

Its not big, its not clever.

 

Anyway enough about Lesson, drunk posting ruins lives.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Im getting by ont he fact im still pissed soon as the afternoon comes im in trouble.

[Unrighteous]

Im getting by ont he fact im still pissed soon as the afternoon comes im in trouble.

 

You having another day of doing no work, at work?

[She Knows It]

Gaz, I can inform you, is in a bad way. We had an appointment at 11 with the school nurse about a referal to a paediatrician for our daughter. He rang me at 10 to 11 to say he wasn't coming because he was too pissed to drive.

[Karl_b]

Hahahaha.