Devastation.....

[Mersey_Red]

Right,

 

*Apologies in advance as it mentions Football* (but i really couldn't decide where this belonged)

 

I took this girl out on Saturday night, Fine as hell, and we really hit it off, she has an identical twin sister who happens also to be a lesbian. Believing myself to be the luckiest man on earth decided to keep it cool and let her text me first today. She did and asked me out on Wednesday night to the pictures, I of course said Hell yeah being in a state of bliss....... Then it dawned on me. Liverpool V R.Madrid on Wednesday night.....:wallbutt:

 

So Gf, Advice. do i make some shithouse excuse and potentially wreck this good thing? Or do i miss the game and kick myself for the rest of my days?

[Liverpool lad]

Right,

 

*Apologies in advance as it mentions Football* (but i really couldn't decide where this belonged)

 

I took this girl out on Saturday night, Fine as hell, and we really hit it off, she has an identical twin sister who happens also to be a lesbian. Believing myself to be the luckiest man on earth decided to keep it cool and let her text me first today. She did and asked me out on Wednesday night to the pictures, I of course said Hell yeah being in a state of bliss....... Then it dawned on me. Liverpool V R.Madrid on Wednesday night.....:wallbutt:

 

So Gf, Advice. do i make some shithouse excuse and potentially wreck this good thing? Or do i miss the game and kick myself for the rest of my days?

 

Just go and tell her you will try and charm her into bed another time.

[Anny Road]

Depends how big your cock is. Seriously thats the truth. Bitches are cold.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"swerve you bint the footy's on"

[WaltonRed]

Tell her you cant make wednesday and would Tuesday or Thursday be fine

[Lucky Pierre]

WaltonRed speaketh the truth

[Liverpool lad]

Some people and their dilemmas eh.

 

What kind of pleb needs to ask advice on this?

[Mersey_Red]

Some people and their dilemmas eh.

 

What kind of pleb needs to ask advice on this?

 

Cheers Mate, You were really really helpful, This Forums suppose to be fun right? thought I'd present my little dilemma that had me laughing and see what people thought that's all

[Liverpool lad]

Cheers Mate, You were really really helpful, This Forums suppose to be fun right? thought I'd present my little dilemma that had me laughing and see what people thought that's all

 

Prehaps I should have used a smiley face to indicate I was fucking about. Sorry for the confusion

[sir roger]

I went to the game today & wish I had gone to the flicks.

 

Throw a hottie & a lesbian sister into the mix & I don't think we need a poll.

[Mersey_Red]

Prehaps I should have used a smiley face to indicate I was fucking about. Sorry for the confusion

 

:yes:

 

My Bad. Too many stella's tonight is my real problem

[Liverpool lad]

:yes:

 

My Bad. Too many stella's tonight is my real problem

 

Its love

[bobhorse]

Tell her she is a cheap slut if she thinks she can have you on an Orange 2for1 Wednesday

[Fugitive]

NO *F ON THE GF.

 

 

NEGGGGGGGED!!!

[The Special One]

You can't record a good fuck.

 

I'd tell her to reschedule though.

[Dirk]

It all depends on how much you like her and whether she might perceive your swapping of the dates as a lack of interest.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Prehaps I should have used a smiley face to indicate I was fucking about. Sorry for the confusion

 

Do you actually say prehaps or just spell it that way? Reminds me of people saying expresso and pacifically

[moxter]

This being the GF, f**tball can bog off. Real who? Get your rocks off boy.

[rondeco]

You can't record a good fuck.

 

I'd tell her to reschedule though.

 

 

Why not?

[RedinSweden]

Phone her and tell her that you are watching the f**tb*ll on wednesday. If she fucks off because of that, you saved yourself some cash trying to get in there. You can package it nicely and say that she made you forget about the match. Chicks dig stuff like that.

[Bourbon]

Get it sausaged.

[Mersey_Red]

Thanks for the advice Guys, Damn Fugitive just power negged me :eek:

[Soleilrouge]

take her out to watch the match and dont talk to her once while the game is on and make sure you jump up regularly hurling obscenities at the tv using the word cunt as much as possible- chicks really dig that kind of passion

[RedinSweden]

Thanks for the advice Guys, Damn Fugitive just power negged me :eek:

 

I just powerrepped you. My powerreps are way more potent than his "power" negs

[melons]

I don’t get the dilemma, go begging for a spare ticket and take her the game* your in the same place, she doesn’t have to be sat next to you. If you don’t have tickets, take her the pub then on to the cinema.

 

If she see's her arse, it gives you an idea of how future away games may present obstacles in your relationship. Thus a quick get away early on may be the best option.

 

Please note, I do not represent the attitude of most women.

 

*good luck on getting one of those!