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You could try this.....

 

Reset your iPod. To reset an iPod, iPod nano, or iPod mini, press and hold the Menu and Select buttons until the Apple logo appears, about 6 to 10 seconds. You may need to repeat this step. To reset an iPod shuffle, disconnect iPod shuffle from the computer (if connected), and then move the switch on the back of iPod shuffle to the off position. Wait 5 seconds, and then move the switch on the back to the play in order or the shuffle position.

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Rinse it under warm water.

 

I've done that - Its now displaying a message saying

 

"Hamstrung is a knobcheese who still couldn't get himself a bird if you put him in an aviary with a big fuckoff net and chopped all the birds wings off"

 

Its knackered isn't it

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I think so. When I did to mine (which had the same problem) it said

"Hamstrung will penetrate all Joeys Pogo's women, thus rendering them dissatisfied with his feeble attempts at lovemaking"

 

Then it moved on to the next album. Go figure.

 

Man - it was believable until you described the pogomeisters love making as feeble.

 

Selfish - check

Short lived - check

Usually ends with me making high pitched noises like screech off saved by the bell - check

 

Feeble - not on your nelly furtado buddy.

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You could try this.....

 

Reset your iPod. To reset an iPod, iPod nano, or iPod mini, press and hold the Menu and Select buttons until the Apple logo appears, about 6 to 10 seconds. You may need to repeat this step. To reset an iPod shuffle, disconnect iPod shuffle from the computer (if connected), and then move the switch on the back of iPod shuffle to the off position. Wait 5 seconds, and then move the switch on the back to the play in order or the shuffle position.

 

Mate - I am currently scoffing a gigantic portion of humble pie - On the verge of throwing the thing through the window I decided to try your advice one last time and guess what it worked!

 

If I knew how to give you one of them little green dot things and if I could be arsed I would do so.

 

Instead I have arranged to have Mrs Pogo scrubbed and sent to your tent. Take as long as you like with her.

 

Seriously we are off to Italy for a few days later this week and my daughter would have had a gob on her like a wet weekend without her Ipod.

 

Good man yerself.

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Mate - I am currently scoffing a gigantic portion of humble pie - On the verge of throwing the thing through the window I decided to try your advice one last time and guess what it worked!

 

If I knew how to give you one of them little green dot things and if I could be arsed I would do so.

 

Instead I have arranged to have Mrs Pogo scrubbed and sent to your tent. Take as long as you like with her.

 

Seriously we are off to Italy for a few days later this week and my daughter would have had a gob on her like a wet weekend without her Ipod.

 

Good man yerself.

 

Glad to be of help,

 

Re the tent l dont actually own one but l will go and buy one first thing tomorrow and will be waiting for Mrs Pogo.

 

PS, tell her to bring some fresh fruit and cream and chocolate sauce and things like that.

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