Russian Mail Order Brides..

[Redder Lurtz]

I cannot possibly be the only person on here who would love to get hold of those knockers??

 

I was gonna say - shove a bag on her head and you'd certainly be interested in thrapping one off over her funbags wouldn't you.

[Red Mist]

Anyone who really believes most of the really fit birds on there are actually seeking an, old, balding westerner must also believe WWE is real. It's a scam. Well, except for the ugly ones. They're probably genuine.

[Guest The Chimp]

How about a Mr. TLW for desperate spinsters? We can make up one (get fake pics etc) and see how much money we can make. Unfortunately one of "us" (not me obviously) will have to do the deed and marry the poor woman so as to make sure we all get our cut - hopefully we'd have enough for a big fuck off Christmas shin-dig and then some left over to give to Dave towards the site - maybe even our own Russian bride as official mascot?

[Unrighteous]

How about a Mr. TLW for desperate spinsters? We can make up one (get fake pics etc) and see how much money we can make. Unfortunately one of "us" (not me obviously) will have to do the deed and marry the poor woman so as to make sure we all get our cut - hopefully we'd have enough for a big fuck off Christmas shin-dig and then some left over to give to Dave towards the site - maybe even our own Russian bride as official mascot?

 

We can send her Malarkey!

[Guest The Chimp]

Sounds good to me. There must be some desperate, rich, American middle-aged slappers out there, looking for a bit of Malarkey-mischief, and willing to pay hansdomely to those pimping out this man-beast. We need to identify a site where we can advertise his powers of seducation. How much though gents? He's prime meat after all?

[Guest The Chimp]

Kopites dedication to the cause has been noted - another for the stable?

[rondeco]

Globaladies.com

[rondeco]

[She Knows It]

 

Get on that 'tache. And men pay for that??

[Stouffer]

Wlid horses, couldn't drag me away..

[Malarkey]

I fucking love the sound of this.

[Unrighteous]

I fucking love the sound of this.

 

Make those rich old slappers your Mach 5, Speed Racer!! :yes:

[Anubis]

You part with £10,000 hard-earned cash.

 

We'll send you a bride who will speak no English, give you one hand job on your wedding night (and that's your lot), will treat you like shit for a year, and in a years time she'll divorce you once she has citizenship. Bargain.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Filipina is the only way to go.

[Unrighteous]

You part with £10,000 hard-earned cash.

 

We'll send you a bride who will speak no English, give you one hand job on your wedding night (and that's your lot), will treat you like shit for a year, and in a years time she'll divorce you once she has citizenship. Bargain.

 

Spouses gain citizenship in one year? That's a piece of piss. Dear lords.

 

A knew a bird in canada who's husband was getting citizenship from their marriage and it was a five year process where they had people drop in unexpectedly and whatnot to make sure it was a legit marriage.

[Nunavut Patrick]

cebuenas.com

 

 

So many Flips, so little time.

 

I would move to Utah and marry a dozen tomorrow if I had the money.

[Anubis]

Spouses gain citizenship in one year? That's a piece of piss. Dear lords.

To be honest, I've no idea how long it takes, but she can divorce you after a year.

[Anubis]

You want this....

 

 

But you just know you're going to get....

 

[rondeco]

 

But you just know you're going to get....

 

 

Is that Dave U?

[madstock]

You part with £10,000 hard-earned cash.

 

We'll send you a bride who will speak no English, give you one hand job on your wedding night (and that's your lot), will treat you like shit for a year, and in a years time she'll divorce you once she has citizenship. Bargain.

 

To be fair it would be worth the 10K to know that she couldn't moan at you in English and you would be shot of her after twelve months.

 

Bargain, if you ask me.

[Mr Moustache]

To be honest, I've no idea how long it takes, but she can divorce you after a year.

 

3 years and they need to get Indefinite Leave to Remain for 12 months within that. They also have to pass a Citizenship Test. Oh and it costs £655

[Juniper]

You part with £10,000 hard-earned cash.

 

We'll send you a bride who will speak no English, give you one hand job on your wedding night (and that's your lot), will treat you like shit for a year, and in a years time she'll divorce you once she has citizenship. Bargain.

 

I'll cancel my order then.......

[Red Nick]

I am a member at Russian Euro.com

 

But for those who are interested check this site out

 

anastasia-international.com

 

I'll let you know the score when I come back

[Red Nick]

I think some of you actually miss the point in all of this

 

However we can discuss this when I get back on the 12th unless it ends up being like Hostal then this could be my last post

[Dirk]

Red Nick, bringing mentalism to the Eastern Bloc.