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AVEEZ

By AVEEZ,
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Stouffer

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What do you call a man with no hands?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shitty Arse!

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Guest Mr_Red

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A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first place.

 

It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. So, when the Godfather interrogates the bookkeeper about the missing $10 million, he brings along an attorney who knows sign language.

 

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the 10 million you embezzled from me"?

 

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hidden.

 

The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

 

The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

 

The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"

 

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

 

The bookkeeper signs back, "Okay! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

 

The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say"?

 

The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

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Where does Nazi come into that? I may be tired or dumb but I dont get it! :$

 

 

A dull fiddler sounds like Adolf Hitler

 

 

Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day

long.

 

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The

guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in

his head that said : "Bob, don't worry about it". "You aren't the

first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients

and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go..."

 

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to

reality,

 

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