Sophie poll

[Joeys Pogo]

I find her satellite dish faced grid strangely appealling.

 

I'm definitely in the yes camp.

 

I've never been with a girl with a double barrelled surname apart from Rachel Heyhoe Flint

[RoboRiise]

Bextor could make a dead man horny, she's fucking gorgeous. Well, unless he was a big dead gayer, that is.

 

Weeksie, step forward son.

 

Heh.

 

Easy there, grandad. I just call it like I see it. Bextor is creepy*.

 

Now if you'd like to step over to the tv presenters thread, Col has graciously posted some pictures of what a real woman looks like: the lovely Melissa Theuriau**.

 

* Creepy? Come on, she's a pale English rose with the body of a latino prostitute and as if that wasn't enough, her mum was wanking tackle for a generation. Talk of satellite dishes and alien features is redundant in the face of such evidence. And anyway, I love cats.

 

Nadine Hurley from "Twin Peaks" is creepy. Ann Widdecombe is creepy. Amanda fucking Plummer is creepy. Bextor is rrrrrrrrrrr. Fact.

 

 

** Melissa Theuriau (cheers for that, had no clue who she was) is without doubt lovely.

 

Bear in mind though, I've heard rumours that a certain type of man will profess affection for graceful ladies such as the lovely Ms Theuriau, whilst secretly harbouring a desire for rough lavatory sex with George Michael. Or a 48 year old brickie from Dagenham called Trevor. I mean, I'm not suggesting anything, God forbid, just thought I'd mention it.

 

 

 

(Edit) You'll notice that I feel so strongly about this issue, I sacrificed my 2000th post for it.

 

With hindsight, I should probably have held the Lewis Hamilton one back...

[RJ Fan club]

She looked ropey as fook on GMTV yesterday morning, but just looked top class on DanceX (I was flicking through honest guv!)

 

I defo still would.

[Strontium]

Anyone who wouldn't is a homosexual. F - A - C - T.

[Gods back]

Anyone said no is a fuckin lier. ;)

 

:thumbup:

[King Emlyn]

spose

[kelster]

This is even a poll? If you wouldn't you are just a gayer.

[rargh]

Why do we even have these polls when most lads would fuck a hole in a tree after they've had a few?

[Karl_b]

You'd have to slip a sly one up the bonus tunnel just so she would say...

 

"If this ain't love...why does it feel so..why does it feel so..why does it feel so good"

 

Genius.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'd bang her, then get off an never call her back. Oooooooooooow what abar that!!

 

 

Is that her on your avatar?

 

Call me old fashioned, but I just think that a facial should at least have a chance of hitting the other side.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

i loved her mum as a kid:biggrin:

 

 

Got any pictures of her mum as a kid?