Duncan Oldham

[Fugitive]

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[Guest PurpleNose]

He probably fucks kids. Maybe.

[Dan]

No he wasn't, there's no way oldham would turn up to something like that. He'll sneek into Anfield using his son as a human shield though.

 

ahhh i see,dis fella just looks a bit like em..

.then go to 9.00mins

[Fugitive]

Plus the fact that the fella in the film has a Scouse accent and fat arse is Newcastle/Yorkshire mutant.

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

ahhh i see,dis fella just looks a bit like em..

.then go to 9.00mins

 

Oldham's from the north east, he's a plastic Geordie Leeds supporter.

[Dan]

Plus the fact that the fella in the film has a Scouse accent and fat arse is Newcastle/Yorkshire mutant.

 

ive never even heard fat boy talk tbh.....haha

[NLW2010]

ive never even heard fat boy talk tbh.....haha

 

I just wish we were all as lucky as you, he plays with young boys and rapes the ears of adults with his bullshit .

He is simply the cuntiest of fat cunts .

[dirty_sanchez]

I just wish we were all as lucky as you, he plays with young boys and rapes the ears of adults with his bullshit .

He is simply the cuntiest of fat cunts .

 

Whoa! This throws my research into turmoil!

[William_Ulsterman]

Plus the fact that the fella in the film has a Scouse accent and fat arse is Newcastle/Yorkshire mutant.

 

one of the comments about Rooney in 10 years time is boss. (6.48 mins in)

[lifetime fan]

Some of you may remember from a few months back that I was tirelessly searching for proof that Dunk doesn't mess with kids. Still no joy. I'm starting to think that the proof of him not messing with kids just doesn't exist.

 

Do they through car keys in the fruit bowl at peado parties too?

[Bubble]

Some of you may remember from a few months back that I was tirelessly searching for proof that Dunk doesn't mess with kids. Still no joy. I'm starting to think that the proof of him not messing with kids just doesn't exist.

 

I've been doing a bit of investigation myself, and discovered that if you google fat dunc abuses kids, it returns over 8 million results. However, the phrase "Duncan Oldham most definitely does not touch children in an inappropriate manner" returns no results.

 

Make of that what you will...

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

I've been doing a bit of investigation myself, and discovered that if you google fat dunc abuses kids, it returns over 8 million results. However, the phrase "Duncan Oldham most definitely does not touch children in an inappropriate manner" returns no results.

 

Make of that what you will...

 

Having just Googled the phrase 'fat dunc abuses kids' to check your statement, the link at the top of the list was this very post. Superb work, sir.

[dirty_sanchez]

See that's why I pay Bubble to help with my research. What he's dug up there is pretty much irrefutable evidence that he does mess with kids.

[NLW2010]

Having just Googled the phrase 'fat dunc abuses kids' to check your statement, the link at the top of the list was this very post. Superb work, sir.

 

Yeah, the same happens when you google Duncan Oldham abuses kids, 35,000 results, seems there is truth to the matter after all .

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

Fuck me sideways.

 

Duncan Oldham

 

Check the 'about' page. Poor little scamp.

[Sandman]

He seems to be constantly setting up new websites. I have to say the fact that he spent most of his time in Slovakia in a pub is pretty sad. I don't know if the narrative picked up after the jump mind.

[RedinSweden]

Classy. Flies to Bratislava, east in McDonalds and spends all the time drinking cider in an Irish pub.

[William_Ulsterman]

Fuck me sideways.

 

Duncan Oldham

 

Check the 'about' page. Poor little scamp.

 

i cant believe i read that shite.

 

If nothing else (as he claims) hes certainly the most boring cunt in internetdom. Fuck me, who would land in a lovely city like Bratislava and spent your column widths raving about a fucking taxi? /YAWN

 

 

fat cunt

 

"I can’t just take holidays, I haven’t had a day off in 12 years!"

 

that one had me pissing my pants

 

I havent been sleeping much of late and now i think ive found the perfect bedtime reading, cheers!

[Brigant Moloch]

he's not Michael Palin, is he?

 

he's a sort of dumbass who would fly to Salzburg and ask some guy on the street where the fucking kangaroos are

[Penfold]

he's not Michael Palin, is he?

 

he's a sort of dumbass who would fly to Salzburg and ask some guy on the street where the fucking kangaroos are

 

Parma Wallaby - Zoo World - Zoo Salzburg

No Kangaroos but a close relative.

[Dan]

its sad that he forces us to hate him so much...

i remember the first time i ever even heard of him,was when sheilk khalifa story was around,i remember reading it and saying fuck,that would be nice if he took over.

Then nothing came from it,after fat dunk promised it would...

for me that was it,...so i posted a comment under a story about gerrard leaving just before he signed the new deal,after dunk promised he would move to madrid saying 'your a liar duncan,your full of shit..are you aware that every other forumn calls your site kraptalk'.

he replied later saying 'i know what them haters say,and i dont care what they,or you say,our info is 98 percent accurate 98percent of the time from our sources'.

what a fat,dilusional cunt......

[sh#t waffle]

60% of the time Dunk's sources are right every time.

[King Gheedorah]

Ha! 2 whole paragraphs about Taxi Fucking Bratislava! What a douche.

[King Gheedorah]

This is gold.

[Fugitive]

I was about to call him a fat Karl Pilkington but that would be awful as Karl is funny as fuck.