Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!

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Ah mate do it, do it and whack it on YouTube then post it on here.

[Stu Monty]

Don't we all. There's a hip hop karaoke night at a bar I go to in London. I keep meaning to go. I was going to do a Dizzee Rascal tune, but I may ask if they can widen the net so I can do that.

 

Fix up, look Shaaaaaaaaaarp.

 

Sweet. Like Tropicana.

[Thants]

steve silk hurley lyrics

[Fallen Angel]

There isn't anyone anywhere worse lyrically than Oasis:

 

Cigarettes And Alcohol

 

Is it my imagination

Or have I finally found something worth living for?

I was looking for some action

But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol

 

You could wait for a lifetime

To spend your days in the sunshine

You might as well do the white line

Cos when it comes on top . . .

 

You gotta make it happen!

 

Is it worth the aggravation

To find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for?

It's a crazy situation

But all I need are cigarettes and alcohol!

 

You could wait for a lifetime

To spend your days in the sunshine

You might as well do the white line

Cos when it comes on top . . .

 

You gotta make it happen!

 

 

You could close your eyes and pull from a hat any oasis song you'd have a serious contender. Lyrically they are absolute pits, banal rhyming couplets that a below-average sixth-form student could better in one take when hung-over to hell and whilst shooting his load into a Sociology teacher's cappuccino.

[the jam]

that fucking twat,oh! what the fuck is her name,fuck.the song was a fucking mess.

natasha bedingfield i think!some of the lyrics were...i love you,i love you,i love you.

shit song, shit lyrics and a shit bird.

[banger]

David Hasselhoff - Jump in my car

 

Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home,come on and jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

No thank you sir-ir

Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy

No thank you sir-ir

Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie

I know your ga-ame

 

 

How can you say that, we've only just met

 

 

 

You're all the sa-ame

Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet

I got you then

No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath

And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death

Well, I don't know-ow

Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try

And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

 

ooh, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home

jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

 

jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home

C'mon and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your ow-own

Well maybe I wi-ill

Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense

But you best keep still

Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence

No need to get smart

Well alright we'll soon be on our way

We better start

What for?

Because it's such a long way

Why, where d'you live?

I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four miles

Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile

Oh, no I'm not

Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say

And what's that?

Get out the car, get on your way

 

Get out of my car

But you just said that you'd take me home

it's just too far

But there's no way that I can get there alone

I couldn't care less

Maybe I could see you next week

But you look a mess

But look who's talkin', you've got no right to speak

 

Get out of my car

You told me that you were a really nice guy

Well I aint

yeah,Get out of my car

Get out

Get out of my car

 

I'm not Hassling the 'Hoff. But some people aren't made to be singer/songwriters.

 

Just for your enjoyment the original 1975 version by Oz rockers The Ted Mulry Gang

YsJAhUtDXRE

[Fugitive]

There can only be one winner here... SCOOTER.

 

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Transforming the tunes we need your support

if you've got the breath back.

It's the first page of the second chapter!

I want you back for the rhythm-attack coming down on the floor like a maniac.

I want you back for the rhythm-attack. Get down in full effect!

I want you back for the rhythm-attack coming down on the floor like a maniac.

I want you back so clean up the dish.

By the way, how much is the fish?!!

How much is the fish?!!

Here we go, here we go, here we go again!!

Yeeah!!

Sunshine in the air!!

 

We're breaking the rules. Ignore the machine.

You won't ever stop this.

The chase is better than the catch!

I want you back for the rhythm-attack coming down on the floor like a maniac.

I want you back for the rhythm-attack. Get down in full effect!

I want you back for the rhythm-attack coming down on the floor like a maniac.

I want you back so clean up the dish.

By the way, how much is the fish?!!

 

How much is the fish?!!

Yeeehaah!!

Sunshine in the air!!

 

C'mon!!!

Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na .. Everybody!!

Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na .. C'mon!! Together!!

Yeeaaah!!!

How much is the fish?!!

How much is the fish?!!

Yeeaaah!!!

C'mon, c'mon!! Aaaah!

Resurrection!

 

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[Pitched voice:] Always lived my life alone,

Been searching for the place called home.

I know that I've been cold as ice,

Ignored the dreams, too many lies.

Somewhere deep inside, Somewhere deep inside me,

I found ... the child I used to be

And I know that it's not too late

Never too late...

 

3 AM!

The painted cow !

Hiaaaaa!!

You ain't stoppin` us now !

Wonderful human beings

Yeah ! I am the Junglist souldier.

 

Come On! The rocket launcher stops ya.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane

It must be Dave who`s on the train:yes:

Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha

Tell them that I told ya

YEAH!

 

[Pitched voice:] Always lived my life alone,

Been searching for the place called home.

I know that I've been cold as ice,

Ignored the dreams, too many lies.

Somewhere deep inside,

Somewhere deep inside me,

I found ... the child I used to be

And I know that it's not too late

Never too late...

 

Allright

Are you ready ? It's not a game.

I chant so much, I turn you insane.

Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha

Messing up the area

YEAH!

 

Come On !

I am the freshman

Messing up the jam !

Turning up the stereo

Join the caravan

 

Skippy, the rain won`t come !

 

[Pitched voice:] Somewhere deep inside,

Somewhere deep inside me,

I found ... the child I used to be

And I know that it's not too late

Never too late...

 

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This one´s going out to everybody in the place

Sounds of the track - attacker

Go ahead!

Yes!

Here comes the chicks´ terminator

In control! Aahhh

On the mic I´m the teacher

Spread my words like a preacher

Cut the crap, get a slap

Drum and bass still on the map

On the mic you can´t stop me

Flat on your back like 1,2,3

Yeah, here we come!

 

Chorus:

Love in a woman´s heart

I wanna have the whole and not a part.

Strange that this feeling grows more and more

´cause I never loved someone like you before.

 

Alright!

Chorus:

 

Bass drum!

Chorus:

 

Yeah!

 

Alright crew, it´s weekend!

Yes, we are not the monkeys

But we´ve got the key

I´am the fast chatter

No one better than me

Yeah

On the mic I´m the teacher

Spread my words like a preacher

Cut the crap, get a slap

Drum and bass still on the map

On the mic I´m the voodoo

The destination is zulu

Here we come! Here we go!

 

Chorus:

 

What is essential is invisible to the eye

It´s only with the heart that you can see rightly

Yeah

 

Chorus:

Yeee-haa!

Respect to the man in the ice-cream van

Over and out

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I wonder if anyone's ever attempted it at Karaoke?

 

More than once I've twatted the kroaky with this steaming pile.

 

All together now....

[YOUTUBE]IEI2zv_RhgE[/YOUTUBE]

[23_Carra_Gold]

Don't we all. There's a hip hop karaoke night at a bar I go to in London. I keep meaning to go. I was going to do a Dizzee Rascal tune, but I may ask if they can widen the net so I can do that.

 

That's brilliant because unlike other forms of music you can't take a hip hop song and make it your own. You really can't.

[JMARKH]

Although Oasis have done some great songs they are responsible for these lyrics - I can see a liar, sitting by the fire. Also from the standing on the shoulder of giants album their is some lyrics liam wrote and they are shit.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[YOUTUBE]0Uc3ZrmhDN4[/YOUTUBE]

 

Well, life is (too short),

So love the one you got

'Cause you might get run over

Or you might get shot

[Bjornebye]

Now, it's all about Versace, you copied my style

Five shots couldn't drop me, I took it and smiled

Now, I'm back to set the record straight with my AK

I'm still the thug that you love to hate, muthafucka, I'll hit 'em up

 

 

 

 

 

actually they could be the best lyrics ever. who knows.

[PestiRed]

Now, it's all about Versace, you copied my style

Five shots couldn't drop me, I took it and smiled

Now, I'm back to set the record straight with my AK

I'm still the thug that you love to hate, muthafucka, I'll hit 'em up

 

 

 

 

 

actually they could be the best lyrics ever. who knows.

 

Hit'Em Up is both the best diss song ever written and the stupidest idea ever. Great way to help fuel a bunch of gang mongs with guns to hate each other. Alhough I would be pretty pissed off if I'd been shot five times

 

Love the opening directed at Biggie "I fucked your bitch you fat mutherfucker" and the ending where he's basically screaming fuck you at every East Coast rapper he can think of.

[Trumo]

The Wanted - 'Walks Like Rihanna'.

 

"She can't sing, she can't dance

But who cares - she walks like Rihanna!"

 

I've no idea if Rihanna even has a 'walk', never mind if her walk is so unique that people are familiar with it. How does she walk? With a pronounced limp caused by her latest twattoo or twatting?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

That's brilliant because unlike other forms of music you can't take a hip hop song and make it your own. You really can't.

You can.

 

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

You can.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=draifMpM5ck&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[setreal]

Don't know about worst, but that Paradise from Coldplay is definitely up there.

[stringvest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=draifMpM5ck&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

gotta love Dick Cheese.  you'd have thought the joke would have worn thin, but he keeps determinedly knocking them out.  A bit like Coldplay in that regard.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

stringvest, on 12 Mar 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

 

gotta love Dick Cheese. you'd have thought the joke would have worn thin, but he keeps determinedly knocking them out. A bit like Coldplay in that regard.

He's become hit and miss with some songs but he's still ace

[Boss]

Livin it up by Limp Bizkit

 

(life in the fast lane)
This is dedicated to you Ben Stiller 
You are my favorite mutherfucker 
I told you, didn't I?

 

Flava Peter Andre

 

The mac's back wid da flava of the year,

here we go theres a party over here,

oh yes there is.

 

All Rise Blue

 

Yo, yo,
Your honour please,
Gotta believe what I say (say),
What I will tell (tell)
Happened just the other day (day).

I must confess (confess),
Cause I've had about enough (enough),
I need your help (help),
Gotta make this here thing stop (stop).

[Josef Svejk]

One that's stuck in my memory since I started this thread is the theme tune to Skyfall. Adele's ability to make the following rhyme is the stuff of poetic genius:

 

"Let the sky fall,

when it crumbles"

 

Crum-balls!

[setreal]

Adele concerts are over after the first song. True story.

[Josef Svejk]

Adele concerts are over after the first song. True story.

 

She gets tired, bless her.

[Chairman Meow]

That Gin and Juice cover entertained me greatly. 

 

Wasn't so impressed by the other videos of him on youtube though, his Chop Suey cover left me greatly disappointed. 

[Captain Willard]

Look of love by ABC

 

”if you judge a book by the cover, 

then  you judge a look by the lover”

 

Doesn’t make any sense. It should be “judge the lover by the look”, the substantive thing by the ephemeral thing. 

This has been driving me insane for 30 years  now.