Worst Lyrics in the World... Ever!

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Now Skidders old bean, can you not see the deep lyrical poetry of this wonderful, life affirming piece of musical art?

 

I have been searching for this ever since I first heard it Oh Springy one, doth tell me where to be enlightened.

[dirty_sanchez]

Atrocious lyrics. Just because he can ryhme and throw in the odd swear word for 'credibilty' doesnt make him a genius. I can ryhme too but I bet this doesnt sell many copies...

 

James Blunt

He's a cunt

He writes great lyrics

Oh no he fucking dunt

 

:D Missed this the first time round.

[hamstrung]

"If I was a sculptor

 

But then again, no"

 

--Elton John's 'Your Song'

 

"There were plants

 

And birds

 

And rocks

 

And things"

 

--America's 'Horse With No Name'

 

"Now you're amazed

 

By the VIP posse

 

Steppin' so hard

 

Like a German Nazi"

 

--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'

 

 

"My panty line shows

 

Got a run in my hose

 

My hair went flat

 

Man, I hate that"

 

--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'

 

"Your butt is mine"

 

--Michael Jackson's 'Bad'

[Chuck Fadanoid]

You have time yet to learn young one.

 

I'm not saying they were a great band, not even one of my favourites particularly, it's just a bit pathetic that everyone has to bring down any kind of mainstream band that's seen critical success.

 

At times it reminds me of the little indie kids who won't listen to song once it starts becoming popular. Pull your heads out of your arses, for fuck sake.

[hamstrung]

i don't like them because they are arse, not because they are successful.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I'm not saying they were a great band, not even one of my favourites particularly, it's just a bit pathetic that everyone has to bring down any kind of mainstream band that's seen critical success.

 

At times it reminds me of the little indie kids who won't listen to song once it starts becoming popular. Pull your heads out of your arses, for fuck sake.

 

There is a lot of wrong in what you are saying there fella. I for one do not have my head up my arse when it generally comes to music. Or at least I hope not anyway.

 

I used to like Oasis, then I realised that they only ever had one really good album in them (Definitely Maybe) a very good Album (What's The Story) and then just pure shite. I even had Blur 'Parklife' and 'The Great Escape', along with Shed Seven, The Charlatans, Happy Mondays, Inspiral Carpets, Stone Roses, Cast, The Bluetones and Space to name check a few in my Vinyl/CD collection. All pretty mainstream for a time, and all bands I loved and still do.

 

*waggles finger in old school teacher style*

 

So don't you be coming on here young whipper snapper and saying because they are mainstream I am bashing them, it's not because of that, it is because they are hit,with a big capital S and a big fuck off exclamation mark.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

There is a lot of wrong in what you are saying there fella. I for one do not have my head up my arse when it generally comes to music. Or at least I hope not anyway.

 

I used to like Oasis, then I realised that they only ever had one really good album in them (Definitely Maybe) a very good Album (What's The Story) and then just pure shite. I even had Blur 'Parklife' and 'The Great Escape', along with Shed Seven, The Charlatans, Happy Mondays, Inspiral Carpets, Stone Roses, Cast, The Bluetones and Space to name check a few in my Vinyl/CD collection. All pretty mainstream for a time, and all bands I loved and still do.

 

*waggles finger in old school teacher style*

 

So don't you be coming on here young whipper snapper and saying because they are mainstream I am bashing them, it's not because of that, it is because they are hit,with a big capital S and a big fuck off exclamation mark.

 

I was really refering to the thread in general, but fair enough. I'll have to say though that 'one really good album and a very good album' doesn't equate to them being 'hit,with a big capital S and a big fuck off exclamation mark', even if their other albums weren't up to the original standards.

 

Just as an example, if a band brings out two albums now and they're both good (say, Arcade Fire) people will wank over them but say Oasis are shit in the same breath. I don't think pre/proceeding shite should cancel out good albums.

 

The above in bold made me laugh immensely.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I was really refering to the thread in general, but fair enough. I'll have to say though that 'one really good album and a very good album' doesn't equate to them being 'hit,with a big capital S and a big fuck off exclamation mark', even if their other albums weren't up to the original standards.

 

Just as an example, if a band brings out two albums now and they're both good (say, Arcade Fire) people will wank over them but say Oasis are shit in the same breath. I don't think pre/proceeding shite should cancel out good albums.

 

The above in bold made me laugh immensely.

 

I used to love Indie music to be honest.

 

I hate all things mainstream, becaue it gets played to death on the radio. It not only killed the radio star but it killed the meaning of a band hen they get their grubby hands on it, especailly that slag Jo Whiley.

 

I actually write asong about her, that could actually be a decent enttry into this thrad.

 

James Blunt is a CUNT!

 

James Blunt is a CUNT!

James Blunt is a CUNT!

James Blunt is a CUNT!

 

Jo Whiley is a slag.

 

The indie scene is not my scene any more to be honest, more of a heavy rock/metal/prog/metal/Alternative kinda guy. However there are a few good up and coming indie bands in Liverpool at the moment. I know a few bands that do the circuit.

 

My musical taste has matured with age. And with a little bit of help from hamstrung and Kurt.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

I used to love Indie music to be honest.

 

I hate all things mainstream, becaue it gets played to death on the radio. It not only killed the radio star but it killed the meaning of a band hen they get their grubby hands on it, especailly that slag Jo Whiley.

 

I actually write asong about her, that could actually be a decent enttry into this thrad.

 

James Blunt is a CUNT!

 

James Blunt is a CUNT!

James Blunt is a CUNT!

James Blunt is a CUNT!

 

Jo Whiley is a slag.

 

The indie scene is not my scene any more to be honest, more of a heavy rock/metal/prog/metal/Alternative kinda guy. However there are a few good up and coming indie bands in Liverpool at the moment. I know a few bands that do the circuit.

 

My musical taste has matured with age. And with a little bit of help from hamstrung and Kurt.

 

Got to admit that the GF has turned me onto some good music also. I downloaded some Velvet Underground tunes the other day after reading it on here and they were good shit.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Got to admit that the GF has turned me onto some good music also. I downloaded some Velvet Underground tunes the other day after reading it on here and they were good shit.

 

See you are learning. Pity they have split though. Fucking Heroin addicted front men suck balls.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"On the first day out on our journey

 

There were plants

 

And birds

 

And rocks

 

And things

 

And plants

 

And birds

 

And rocks

 

And things

 

And plants

 

And birds

 

And rocks

 

And things

 

And plants

 

And birds

 

And rocks

 

And things

 

Well I've been through the desert

 

On a horse with no legs."

 

Huge improvement!

[Remmie]

I don't hate Oasis because they are popular. Most music I like is popular as I'm too lazy to search out obscure stuff.

 

I hate them because I detest the whiny, manc voices, overplayed uninspiring music and inane shitty bollocks they have come out with from day one.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

I don't hate Oasis because they are popular. Most music I like is popular as I'm too lazy to search out obscure stuff.

 

I hate them because I detest the whiny, manc voices, overplayed uninspiring music and inane shitty bollocks they have come out with from day one.

 

Contradiction?

 

Like I've said I don't rate them too highly myself, especially Liam. Listen to Noel's acoustic version of Wonderwall though, it's fucking sublime.

[Malarkey]

David Hasselhoff - Jump in my car

 

Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home,come on and jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

No thank you sir-ir

Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy

No thank you sir-ir

Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie

I know your ga-ame

 

 

How can you say that, we've only just met

 

 

 

 

You're all the sa-ame

Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet

I got you then

No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath

And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death

Well, I don't know-ow

Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try

And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

 

ooh, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home

jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

 

jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home

C'mon and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your ow-own

Well maybe I wi-ill

Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense

But you best keep still

Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence

No need to get smart

Well alright we'll soon be on our way

We better start

What for?

Because it's such a long way

Why, where d'you live?

I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four miles

Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile

Oh, no I'm not

Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say

And what's that?

Get out the car, get on your way

 

Get out of my car

But you just said that you'd take me home

it's just too far

But there's no way that I can get there alone

I couldn't care less

Maybe I could see you next week

But you look a mess

But look who's talkin', you've got no right to speak

 

Get out of my car

You told me that you were a really nice guy

Well I aint

yeah,Get out of my car

Get out

Get out of my car

 

I'm not Hassling the 'Hoff. But some people aren't made to be singer/songwriters.

[Remmie]

Contradiction?

 

Like I've said I don't rate them too highly myself, especially Liam. Listen to Noel's acoustic version of Wonderwall though, it's fucking sublime.

No. Not a contradiction.

 

Like I say I hated them from day one when shaker maker came out when I happened to see them on the Chart show and no one seemed to like them for quite a while. The fact that they became popular only added to my irritation as they became massively overplayed.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

No. Not a contradiction.

 

Like I say I hated them from day one when shaker maker came out when I happened to see them on the Chart show and no one seemed to like them for quite a while. The fact that they became popular only added to my irritation as they became massively overplayed.

 

Fair enough. Shakermaker is lyrically the worst song on Definately Maybe, Noel's even admitted that I think.

[Remmie]

Fair enough. Shakermaker is lyrically the worst song on Definately Maybe, Noel's even admitted that I think.

I can see why you'd be irritated by the moaning though. There are certain bands that are really fashionable to hate and so when people criticise Stereophonics I get a bit annoyed and start to assume reasons why they don't like them (their worst song by a mile - have a nice day - being overplayed being one of them).

[Chuck Fadanoid]

I can see why you'd be irritated by the moaning though. There are certain bands that are really fashionable to hate and so when people criticise Stereophonics I get a bit annoyed and start to assume reasons why they don't like them (their worst song by a mile - have a nice day - being overplayed being one of them).

 

Yeah, especially when there's so much other shit out there and people, alot of the time, just wanna look 'cool' by not liking certain bands. I quite like Stereophonics myself, I think I've got Just Enough Education To Perform knocking about somewhere.

[Remmie]

Yeah, especially when there's so much other shit out there and people, alot of the time, just wanna look 'cool' by not liking certain bands. I quite like Stereophonics myself, I think I've got Just Enough Education To Perform knocking about somewhere.

Get Word gets around. Easily their best album.

[RedKnight]

I've done this Stereophonics thing before so I'll just say that I agree with Remmie, again.

[Remmie]

I've done this Stereophonics thing before so I'll just say that I agree with Remmie, again.

I remember it well sir.

[Section_31]

Wtf, anyone remember that 'Shy Guy' tune from Bad Boys? I just thought she had a funny accent, but alas no.

 

I don't want no fly guy

I just want a shy guy

 

Oh lord have mercy mercy mercy

Di man dem in a di party party party

Di ole a dem look sexy sexy sexy

Watch dem just a

Follow me follow me follow me

 

Everyweh me go di man dem a rush me

Yes a whole eep a pretty boy wah fi love me

A me dem love yes a me dem love

 

True them know me sweet and me sexy

Everywhere me go me say me ever ready

A me dem love yes a me dem love

 

But I don't want somebody

Who's loving everybody

I need a shy guy

He's the kinda guy who'll only be mine

 

Chorus:

 

Oh lord have mercy mercy mercy

Di man dem in a di party party party

Di ole a dem look sexy sexy sexy

Watch dem just a

Follow me follow me follow me

Have mercy mercy mercy

But none a dem no move me move me move me

Shy guy a weh me wanty wanty wanty

Only him can make me irie irie irie

 

Roughneck man me no want none a dem

Beat up me body lick off me head top

Me no want none a dat

Me no want none a dat

Big things a gwaan fi all di shy man dem

Wat to be my love and wat to be my friend

Till the very end till the very end

 

But I don't want somebody

Who's loving everybody

I need a shy guy he's the kinda guy

Who'll only be mine

 

(Repeat Chorus)

 

Have mercy mercy mercy

mercy mercy come on

 

But I don't want somebody

Who's loving everybody

I need a shy guy

He's the kinda guy who'll only be mine

 

 

I mean what the fuck?

[dirty_sanchez]

It's like a whole other language.

[Section_31]

It's like a whole other language.

 

I wonder if anyone's ever attempted it at Karaoke?

[sh#t waffle]

Shy guy a weh me wanty wanty wanty

 

Don't we all. There's a hip hop karaoke night at a bar I go to in London. I keep meaning to go. I was going to do a Dizzee Rascal tune, but I may ask if they can widen the net so I can do that.