Pop songs that you should hate but…

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

cant think of a more irritating shit voice than Ezra, and that ear aids will stand the test of time and never change that opinion.

 

12 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Ezra is the first thing that properly belongs in an amnesty thread. Dreadful noise. As I think I've previously noted, that Shotgun song is the worst thing I've ever heard, and I've heard recordings of murder victims begging for their lives.

 

This. He's an annoying bastard. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Elite said:

 

 

 

Tune. That is on my Spotify. Zero fucks given. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

And this is a fucking ace song

 

 

 

[Mudface]

This banger-

 

 

[Mook]

20 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Ezra is the first thing that properly belongs in an amnesty thread. Dreadful noise. As I think I've previously noted, that Shotgun song is the worst thing I've ever heard, and I've heard recordings of murder victims begging for their lives.

 

Can you forward the tapes on please?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I'll raise you.

 

[Mook]

Is this not just an alternative Music Amnesty thread?

 

I love loads of pop chart stuff people probably wouldn't expect me to like, Destiny's Child had a rake of great songs & when I hear it in pubs or wherever, I find myself enjoying quite a lot of 90s R&B type stuff. A good tune is a good tune however it is presented.

 

Robbie Williams should be sent back in time & drowned at birth however. The musical antichrist.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What the French call Le Pop Fromagois

 

 

 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'll raise you.

 

 

Phew, I absent mindedly clicked on that, fortunately it wasn't My Humps.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'll raise you.

 

Catchy as fuck, but Fergie in that…

 

OH MY GOD

[Captain Turdseye]

I think we’ve established that 80’s, 90’s and early 00’s were all great eras for pop music compared to the shite that’s getting pumped out now. 
 

Taylor Swift, Sheeran, BTS, etc. Shite. All of it. 
 

Sheeran’s first single gets an honourable pass though. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Can you forward the tapes on please?

 

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I think we’ve established that 80’s, 90’s and early 00’s were all great eras for pop music compared to the shite that’s getting pumped out now. 
 

Taylor Swift, Sheeran, BTS, etc. Shite. All of it. 
 

Sheeran’s first single gets an honourable pass though. 
 

 

 

Dave shut this place down. It's done. 

 

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

This is great. Come on Damo, post your Lighthouse Family stuff. 

[Captain Turdseye]

That Sheeran one was played non-stop on Radio City when I worked at one of the plants feeding JLR in Halewood. The whole factory used to belt it out when Pete Price’s Peaceful Hour came on. Boss. 

[Clem H Fandango]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

This is great. Come on Damo, post your Lighthouse Family stuff. 

Cos we are gonna beeeeee...the shitehouse famileeeee.

[Mudface]

 

 

 

 

[Elite]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

This is great. Come on Damo, post your Lighthouse Family stuff. 

 

They are better than fucking George Ezra and Ed Sheeran. Music for weirdos who pull up outside primary schools with their cock hanging out. 

 

 

Actually, I'm not surpised one bit thinking about it. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Catchy as fuck, but Fergie in that…

 

OH MY GOD

Well, yeah, if you like that sort of thing.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could both rep (Pure Shores - belter and thread winner IMO) and neg you for the hideous ellis baxter kitchen dancing you better not feel the groove bastard 

[Clem H Fandango]

changing the word love to muff makes any song ten times better.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

They are better than fucking George Ezra and Ed Sheeran. Music for weirdos who pull up outside primary schools with their cock hanging out. 

 

 

Actually, I'm not surpised one bit thinking about it. 

 

Debut singles are always the best they’ve got to offer. Catchy as fuck. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

 

 

 

 

Paper Planes is boss: samples The Clash and takes the piss out of Little England racists.

[Captain Turdseye]

Pure Shores is in my Spotify favourites. Boss film as well.