Liz fucking Truss then.....

[PestiRed]

Pound dropped to 1.03 before coming back up to 1.06

 

or as Kwasi would put it, sterling has increased by 3%, yahoo

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, PestiRed said:

Pound dropped to 1.03 before coming back up to 1.06

 

or as Kwasi would put it, sterling has increased by 3%, yahoo

 

Maybe the grand plan was to fill the whole of the UK with American tourists?

 

 

 

In the words of Eddie Dempsey, they're having a disco up there, bankers being paid in Dollars.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/markets/article-11248349/Dollar-delivers-bonus-boost-City-bankers-working-Wall-Street-firms.html

 

 

 

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, PestiRed said:

Pound dropped to 1.03 before coming back up to 1.06

 

or as Kwasi would put it, sterling has increased by 3%, yahoo

They would actually say that as well the cheeky pricks.

Nice to see a freeze in pay for those greedy public sector workers now those earning a million a year have had an 11k tax cut

[Section_31]

So how do you make money out of this then like rich people? Do I need a Hedge or is there a website? 

[House of Dirk]

So when can we start rioting ?

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

[TD_LFC]

On the plus side the OECD have just downgraded the UK's growth forecast, it'll now grow less than predicted and flatline in 2023*

 

*don't think this takes account of Kwartengs shit show.

[TD_LFC]

She might not make Christmas at this rate, Burley just read out a text she (Sky) had just received from a former Tory MP and Minister that said

 

"Liz is ****, she is **** at basic economics, she is taking on the markets and the bank of England. Her, Kwasi, Phil and Simon are playing A Level economics with peoples lives. They are already putting letters in and they think she will crash the economy, something has to give".

 

 

 

 

[Manny]

 

 

I know it's been said a million times, but fuck this cunt and everyone in his cunt party of cunt economic vandals.

 

[No2]

Tin hat on time. Johnson was forced to resign over an offence which won't make his top 10, the fat cunt. The money men behind him decided he needed a breather, they install Lizzy and make an absolute killing. While she destroys the economy they get richer, Labour's job gets harder by the day and after them having to make tough grown up decisions to fix the mess they are outed after 4 years for Johnson to return and start another beautiful 12 year cycle.

[Gnasher]

9 minutes ago, No2 said:

Tin hat on time. Johnson was forced to resign over an offence which won't make his top 10, the fat cunt. The money men behind him decided he needed a breather, they install Lizzy and make an absolute killing. While she destroys the economy they get richer, Labour's job gets harder by the day and after them having to make tough grown up decisions to fix the mess they are outed after 4 years for Johnson to return and start another beautiful 12 year cycle.

Imo that's not as outlandish as it reads. I wouldn't be surprised if you're not far wide of the target there. The political media such as Kuensburg etc would fuel it, 'Boris has got his mojo back' blah blah blah.

[House of Dirk]

 

 

We always have to remember that David Cameron is a pig fucker.

[PestiRed]

4 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

 

 

We always have to remember that David Cameron is a pig fucker.

To be fair to be the pig, they had to kill it and chop its head off first

[magicrat]

New economic policy seems to be goading Putin into firing off a few nukes to turn everyone’s economy to ashes Who will notice the exchange rate when the population are huddled in fall-out shelters.

Genius.

[Rico1304]

Letters already going in to get rid of Truss. General Election has to be the only answer. 

[TD_LFC]

[Captain Howdy]

1 hour ago, Manny said:

 

 

I know it's been said a million times, but fuck this cunt and everyone in his cunt party of cunt economic vandals.

 

Gets away with murder him. Said it any number of times but he’s the worst PM in my lifetime, him and Osbourne was as bad as it gets

[Gnasher]

7 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Gets away with murder him. Said it any number of times but he’s the worst PM in my lifetime, him and Osbourne was as bad as it gets

Agreed. 

[Moo]

Interest rates predicted to shoot up too.

[Gooch]

Yep, this budget means higher inflation for longer, so they have no choice but to jack up rates further to compensate, 1% being the number mentioned at least. It’s going to be a rough winter.

[Section_31]

Hearing on the grapevine Sunak and Starmer to lead government of national unity, Truss to be fired into the phantom zone (but it'll take at least six months before she notices), Scotland to declare independence and 80s Annie Lennox to rule with an iron rod with immediate effect. Ireland to undergo reunification and be renamed 'the Shire', under direct rule of Jim McDonald. Welsh capital to be moved to Rhyl. 

[Captain Howdy]

22 minutes ago, Gooch said:

Yep, this budget means higher inflation for longer, so they have no choice but to jack up rates further to compensate, 1% being the number mentioned at least. It’s going to be a rough winter.

I mean I can understand the energy bail out but I’d have left the NI as it was and as for the cut to the top rate of tax words just fail me, I honestly can’t wrap my head around that

[Gnasher]

Good this from Burley, puts the top rate tax cut into perspective,

 

 

 

 

[clangers]

 

27 minutes ago, Gooch said:

Yep, this budget means higher inflation for longer, so they have no choice but to jack up rates further to compensate, 1% being the number mentioned at least. It’s going to be a rough winter.

Higher inflation and borrowing costs for the masses to fund the handout to the 1%. 1.8 million over the next 12 months coming off their fixed low interest mortgage rates will be in for a hell of a shock.

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, clangers said:

 

Higher inflation and borrowing costs for the masses to fund the handout to the 1%. 1.8 million over the next 12 months coming off their fixed low interest mortgage rates will be in for a hell of a shock.

I was dubious about fixing back in 2019 as the 2.6% rate seemed a bit high compared to the interest rates at the time. Fuck me I'm glad I did, and until 2026 when hopefully these cunts will be a long distant memory of a nightmare.