January 2022 Transfer Thread

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I like him, I think I mentioned him on here a while back, will cost a bomb. 

50 schmills is the word.

[Jairzinho]

Would be a really stupid sale from Real Madrid. Their best midfielder is 44.

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Would be a really stupid sale from Real Madrid. Their best midfielder is 44.

They just bought Camavinga and they are skint. Kroos is 44?

 

Is Valverde any good?

[Jairzinho]

6 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

They just bought Camavinga and they are skint. Kroos is 44?

 

Is Valverde any good?

They're going to clear about six trillion from the wage bill this summer. Anyway, Real Madrid are never skint. They'll just remortgage the Royal Palace or something. 

 

No, Kroos is 31. And, not even his mum thinks he's a better footballer than Modric. 

 

Valverde is alright. Klopp would like him, he runs around a lot. Real Madrid need him more than we do. 

[Kevin D]

2 hours ago, Boss said:

 

You need a bit of that...

 

 

 

10/10 tackle.

 

3/10 for not protesting the sending off with begging hand gestures and fake incredulity on face. Extra marks would also have been given for hands on hip while standing there in disbelief. Solid work in taking so long to get off pitch and instigating commotion.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Where has the Valverde talk come from? 

He's not coming here.

He's 23 years old, a key player for Real Madrid, and contracted to 2027.  

 

Perhaps this is borne of Pogba talk, uniting Camavinga and Pogba, with Kroos and Casemiro.  Dunno, sounds shit.  

[TheHowieLama]

Imminent.

[General Dryness]

9 hours ago, Elite said:

He'd likely accept snails but they are notoriously slow to go into your bank account.

You'd have to set up a shell company. 

[Lee909]

Some shite links with us looking at Arnaut Danjuma and Brozovic for January moves. 

 

Brozovic would potentially be a good signing as he is on a free on the summer, so if we agree a bowman move might be able to get him cheap in Jan. 

 

Don't get the Danjuma idea at all, if interested why didn't we move in July when we could have got him for 15ml instead of January and pay double. 

 

Also apparently Jorge Mendes is trying to become Carvalho(Fulham youngster) agent and trying to move him to us as his contract is up in July. Would make plenty of sense. Young homegrown player on a tribunal fee

[TheHowieLama]

6 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

You'd have to set up a shell company. 

Those always leave a trail.

[Trumo]

16 hours ago, Boss said:

 

You need a bit of that...

 

 

 

Even Simeone approved of that one. If only our midfielders had done something like that higher up the pitch and took one for the team against the likes of West Ham.

[M_B]

18 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Oh, I’d take Bellingham in a heartbeat, but I’ve got a feeling this kid is really good, potentially very very good.

 

He plays like his life depends on it, like Gerrard did when he first came through, knowing this is his chance.

He'll hopefully play for us one day given he's an LFC fan, but he's contracted to 2025. Will most likely be Steven Gerrard's marquee signing.

[cloggypop]

My Ajax supporting colleagues are pissed off with me today as they reckon we are buying Antony off them for 50 million euros. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

My Ajax supporting colleagues are pissed off with me today as they reckon we are buying Antony off them for 50 million euros. 

Do your Ajax supporting colleagues not realise that they’re Ajax supporters?

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

My Ajax supporting colleagues are pissed off with me today as they reckon we are buying Antony off them for 50 million euros. 

I’d tell them not to worry.

[Boss]

He'd be a great signing, but I'll believe it when I see him leaning at the training ground. 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Boss said:

He'd be a great signing, but I'll believe it when I see him leaning at the training ground on the treatment table. 

 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Boss said:

He'd be a great signing, but I'll believe it when I see him leaning at the training ground. 

They're all leaning at the new training ground, leaning into the fucking wind 

[Red74]

Doe we really want to be the next club to take another overpriced Bundesliga dud blowing £100m on Bellingham. Rather pay that for Declan Rice.

[Josef Svejk]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

My Ajax supporting colleagues are pissed off with me today as they reckon we are buying Antony off them for 50 million euros. 

Tell them, as long as he's as good as Suarez, we'll forgive them for taking our money.

[Tarwater]

From what I’ve seen of him, I’ve been much, much more impressed with Bellingham than I ever was with Sancho.

[KMD7]

On 10/11/2021 at 23:33, TheHowieLama said:

Those always leave a trail.

You need a spit of that

[Lee909]

6 hours ago, Red74 said:

Doe we really want to be the next club to take another overpriced Bundesliga dud blowing £100m on Bellingham. Rather pay that for Declan Rice.

Don't take a risk, buy both and sell Nabby and Ox. Wouldn't be shocked if Thiago went in the summer either

[m0e]

Keita

Werner

Havertz

Sancho

 

I reckon the German league is properly overrated.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Lee909 said:

Don't take a risk, buy both and sell Nabby and Ox. Wouldn't be shocked if Thiago went in the summer either

Thiago is being linked with a return to Barcelona even though Xavi has a transfer budget of 10 Freddos and 2 packs of Pickled Onion Space Raiders.