CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[Bobby Hundreds]

His truther supporters have already claimed its an ideological attack and baseless. You'd have to assume there is some sort of evidence.

[Anubis]

8 hours ago, littletedwest said:

 

He's denying it. He doesn't mention @Captain Turdseye by name but he's the straw that broke the camels back

 

 

He should sue Turdseye and send his supporters around to blockade Turdsy’s house. Turdsy can respond by calling on his good friend Trump to send MAGAts to defend him.

[Pete]

11 hours ago, redheart said:

It would be nice if it was David Jason and it caught up with him whilst he was still alive but it will probably only come out when he is dead

 

 

Fuck off with that shit. 

[Trumo]

11 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Looks like it's him. Katherine Ryan tried to expose a British comic a few years ago. 

 

Sounds like he had no trouble exposing himself.

[Captain Willard]

28 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Sounds like he had no trouble exposing himself.

You’re thinking of Chris Evans, notorious for getting his dick out in company. That’s why his tv career ended. 

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

 

He should sue Turdseye and send his supporters around to blockade Turdsy’s house. Turdsy can respond by calling on his good friend Trump to send MAGAts to defend him.

Russell trying to get on the front foot by saying it was all consensual, a long time ago and it’s all a conspiracy to silence his alternative narrative. You’d think Channel 4 and the Sunday Times would have pretty good lawyers so I suspect they have anticipated that response. 

[Gnasher]

Imagine if they both came out and said it wasn't about him, don't know what he's talking about, sent it to the wrong comic, it was meant for David Walliams and others.

[Captain Turdseye]

The rumours yesterday were that it’s gonna be about loads of comedians so we can all keep playing the guessing game until the news comes out at 3pm. 
 

Jason Manford has got form. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Oh, and it said famous comics from the 80’s, 90’s and 00’s. 
 

Let’s have some names, people. Should be rep all round for anyone getting it right. 
 

This is like the Panama Papers of CELEBRITY SEX PESTS. 

[cloggypop]

Wee Jimmy Krankie

[Captain Turdseye]

They better not go after Barrymore again. The man has suffered enough. Does anyone know how he is?

[littletedwest]

David Walliams. Apparently he likes them young. Was a load of stuff on twitter a bit ago about him inviting girls of 16-17 backstage to meet him. 

 

[Bjornebye]

Ben Elton 

Jasper Carrot 

Jo Brand 

[Captain Turdseye]

Stig posted this yesterday, he’s seen it on the internet, and that’s all the proof we need. At the moment we’ve yet to see any evidence of a single comedian who doesn’t touch kids. 
 

 

[Megadrive Man]

Andrew Tate has come out in support of Russell Brand. 

[cloggypop]

3 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

Andrew Tate has come out in support of Russell Brand. 

 

 

[JohnnyH]

24 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Wee Jimmy Krankie

That’s her burgeoning movie career screwed. 

[Captain Willard]

20 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

That’s her burgeoning movie career screwed. 

I recall they were exposed as swingers a few years back but I may have dreamt that. 

[Section_31]

Musk has come out in support.

 

No, seriously.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Section_31 said:

Musk has come out in support.

 

No, seriously.

Elon Musk has an interest in the sex pesty stuff that irrelevant British comedians get up to in their own time?

[littletedwest]

Its mad how quick people come out in support of alleged rapists. Peter Sutcliffe was born thirty year early. 

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Elon Musk has an interest in the sex pesty stuff that irrelevant British comedians get up to in their own time?

 

He thinks "they" want to silence him.

[joeyk]

Anyone else thinking Fast Show, League of Gentleman, 11 O'Clock Show, Bo Selecta? 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Oh, and it said famous comics from the 80’s, 90’s and 00’s. 
 

Let’s have some names, people. Should be rep all round for anyone getting it right. 
 

This is like the Panama Papers of CELEBRITY SEX PESTS. 

 

Ooh, I love a draft. I'll go for:

 

Russell Brand - bit rapey

David Baddiel - "she looked 16"

Bobby Davro - brasses

Sue Perkins - racialist 

Alan Davies - *snort*

Rowan Atkinson - money laundering 

Katherine Ryan and Ellie Taylor - lesbian sex parties

 

Subs bench:

Lenny Henry - cheating on poor Dawn whilst wearing a Red Nose on his cock

[Section_31]

Lenny Henry calling people honky tonk man?