Russia v Ukraine

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Aye.

 

When a group of the most disorganised weirdos, freaks, creeps and perverts managed to storm the capital building, it conclusively proved how shite ISIS are at terrorism.

Shut up, you. They were patriots, all-American heroes from all around America. The bravery on display that day on behalf of their true president was awe inspiring. 

[Fugitive]

Just saw a video on twitter of one of suspects getting his ear cut off and fed to him by the Russians.

 

Fuck me.

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

Just saw a video on twitter of one of suspects getting his ear cut off and fed to him by the Russians.

 

Fuck me.

 

You’re giving PST ideas for when he catches up to you.

 

Did they at least let him use condiments?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Just saw a video on twitter of one of suspects getting his ear cut off and fed to him by the Russians.

 

Fuck me.

Bet it tasted better than any of your breakfasts 

[Section_31]

Few interesting takes I've read is that Russia is vulnerable to these types of attacks because its security apparatus is wholly focused on following journalists and taking back handers from oil magnates than actually protecting citizens, which is why Putin often resorts to the narrative of dastardly outsiders given the terrorists support.

[SasaS]

How do they explain that despite fighting against Syrian Islamist rebels, who we kept hearing were all Al Qaida, Russia wasn't really targeted in over 10 years since their involvement in Syria began?

[Fugitive]

46 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bet it tasted better than any of your breakfasts 

It looked more appetising than the fucking bacon I got delivered today. 

[Kevin D]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Shut up, you. They were patriots, all-American heroes from all around America. The bravery on display that day on behalf of their true president was awe inspiring. 

https://amp.tmz.com/2021/01/08/capitol-rioter-nancy-pelosi-desk-arrested-arkansas-failed-coup/

 

After getting into Pelosi's office ... Barnett reportedly told a New York Times reporter, "I wrote her a nasty note, put my feet up on her desk and scratched my balls."

[polymerpunkah]

The only balls he's scratching now are his cell-mate's, when he forgets to shave his chin.

 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

12 hours ago, Kevin D said:

https://amp.tmz.com/2021/01/08/capitol-rioter-nancy-pelosi-desk-arrested-arkansas-failed-coup/

 

After getting into Pelosi's office ... Barnett reportedly told a New York Times reporter, "I wrote her a nasty note, put my feet up on her desk and scratched my balls."

 

Thomas Jefferson over here.

[Section_31]

Getting captured alive by the Russians is a faux pas to be sure, odd behaviour too - they blow themselves up at the drop of a hat these cats. Now they're sat in the dock with missing ears and eyes and whatnot. 

[SasaS]

 Gen Z terrorists.

 

They probably had support animals with them in the car and would have escaped but had to stop to let the iguana out for a while because of inadequate humidity in the terrarium. 

[John102]

Yes, seeing them being walked into court by the masked Russian bruisers, you have got to wonder why they didnt take the virgins option.

[TheHowieLama]

Typical Ukranians.

[Bjornebye]

They do look like the perps in the images. This one could be legit. If Russia can tie it to Ukraine like they’re trying to then this could be perfect for Putin. 
 

Absolutely fuck getting caught by Russian troops though. I think I’d rather jump into crocodile infested waters. They’ll throw them in a prison and they’ll last about a day. 

[SasaS]

What I don't fully understand about this attack, it's one of the biggest concert halls in the country, there were about 6,000 people there, where was security, police, for this 20 minutes the attackers had a free reign?

 

And even if they were under orders to wait for FSB or the SWAT team, how come they couldn't even block the building, the streets and let the terrorists escape, all in one getaway car? And then a few hours later, they are all caught, alive, each 11 or 17 members of the entire support group.

[Section_31]

Bad day at the office that.

 

 

[Gnasher]

Just now, Section_31 said:

Bad day at the office that.

 

 

 

Can't say they haven't been treated well.

 

Looks a similar result to here in the eighties if the Coppers caught someone in the act nicking a car stereo. No need for court. 

[TheSire]

13 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Bad day at the office that.

 

 

Absolute dump of a country run by aliens.

[TheHowieLama]

Russian President Vladimir Putin for the first time on Monday acknowledged that last week’s terror attack in Moscow was carried out by Islamic militants, but once again attempted to pin the blame on his favorite scapegoat Ukraine.

“We know that the crime was carried out by radical Islamists,” Putin said in televised remarks after a videoconference meeting with regional officials, special services and law enforcement agencies. But he added the Kremlin was investigating “who ordered” the attack and implied Kyiv was responsible.

 

[Captain Willard]

On 23/03/2024 at 16:25, Fugitive said:

Just saw a video on twitter of one of suspects getting his ear cut off and fed to him by the Russians.

 

Fuck me.

I’ve eaten a pigs ear. It’s tasty but a lot of gristle. 

[tokyojoe]

16 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I’ve eaten a pigs ear. It’s tasty but a lot of gristle. 

Did the pig complain at the time?

[SasaS]

So, as expected, Belgorod operation has been a great success. Via Rob Lee.

 

 

[Gnasher]

[Anubis]

Get ready to ship out conscripts. Not me, because I’m too old. But most of you are fucked.