Tory Cabinet Thread

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Mad as a box of frogs.

 

 

Not all bad news then…

 

The new Axis of Evil.

[Gnasher]

They've lost the plot.

 

[Bruce Spanner]

I can't think for the life of me why we're done with them...

 

These are just the big ones, theres loads more.

 

 

I know it's only a small observation but twitter/comment sections etc are seeing far more swearing in them and I think it has moved from performative anger to a legitimate fury that these cunts are clinging on despite ruining the country.

[Section_31]

30 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I can't think for the life of me why we're done with them...

 

These are just the big ones, theres loads more.

 

 

I know it's only a small observation but twitter/comment sections etc are seeing far more swearing in them and I think it has moved from performative anger to a legitimate fury that these cunts are clinging on despite ruining the country.

 

I've noticed on question time the audiences are much more anti Tory in the last six months, you frequently hear their panel guests being openly laughed at now.

[Bruce Spanner]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

I've noticed on question time the audiences are much more anti Tory in the last six months, you frequently hear their panel guests being openly laughed at now.

And news readers have their tails up as well.

 

Burley isn’t taking any prisoners of late, Munchetty is dragging them all over the place and Today are openly hostile at times.

 

Almost like they feel a change is coming and the can take out some of the frustrations they’ve had over the past fourteen years of these cunts…

 

Only client journalist Kussenburg & Jo Coburn holding the fort on prime time, with various talking heads bulking out the loon quota.

[littletedwest]

So glad they're focusing on people with mental health issues. That's the real issue in this country people suffering anxiety and depression.

 

What a set of twats these tories are 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

So glad they're focusing on people with mental health issues. That's the real issue in this country people suffering anxiety and depression.

 

What a set of twats these tories are 

I always knew there were a few the wrong side of the law on here due to their general deviant behaviour. 
 

Who knew that the Depression thread is frequented by the criminal classes, essentially hiding in plain sight. 
 

Names should be taken and passed to the relevant authorities.

 

I’ll be handing myself in as soon as I’m well enough to do so. By well enough, obviously mean when I stop being the scourge of society. 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I always knew there were a few the wrong side of the law on here due to their general deviant behaviour. 
 

Who knew that the Depression thread is frequented by the criminal classes, essentially hiding in plain sight. 
 

Names should be taken and passed to the relevant authorities.

 

I’ll be handing myself in as soon as I’m well enough to do so. By well enough, obviously mean when I stop being the scourge of society. 

Get in the queue.

[RJ Fan club]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/20/tory-mp-from-slave-owning-family-set-to-gain-3m-from-sale-of-former-plantation
 

Making money from the sale of slavery assets in 2024, always a good look

[Arniepie]

12 hours ago, littletedwest said:

So glad they're focusing on people with mental health issues. That's the real issue in this country people suffering anxiety and depression.

 

What a set of twats these tories are 

Hopefully this will be the final nail in the coffin for them. 

Slash mental health services to the bone and then imply people are blagging it.

There is a huge mental health time bomb in thus country and I've seen v little support for it.

[an tha]

13 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

And news readers have their tails up as well.

 

Burley isn’t taking any prisoners of late, Munchetty is dragging them all over the place and Today are openly hostile at times.

 

Almost like they feel a change is coming and the can take out some of the frustrations they’ve had over the past fourteen years of these cunts…

 

Only client journalist Kussenburg & Jo Coburn holding the fort on prime time, with various talking heads bulking out the loon quota.

Kuenssberg is a fucking disgrace given the BBC and its supposed impartiality.

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Snouts in the trough latest...

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/21/tory-mps-lucrative-second-jobs-stand-down-commons

 

'But analysis by the Observer has found that 34 members of that group, the vast majority of whom are current or former ministers, listed a net total of over £2.5m of expected annual income in the register of MPs interests.

One transparency campaigner said the findings suggested departing Tory MPs were “taking their eyes off the day job” and trying to “cash in on their political connections to secure lucrative jobs”.

 

While some of the jobs were for smaller sums, 11 MPs listed roles worth over £100,000 a year. At the top of the list was former justice secretary Brandon Lewis, who has taken on five new part-time roles worth £410,000 a year alongside his commitments as an MP.

 

The most lucrative were for LetterOne Holdings, an “international investment business”, and FM Conway, an infrastructure and road-building company that frequently works for local and national government.

 

Former chancellors of the exchequer Kwasi Kwarteng and Sajid Javid registered work worth £98,600 and £321,000 a year respectively, including, in Javid’s case, a £300,000-a-year part-time advisory role to Jersey-based investment firm Centricus Partners.

 

In January, former deputy prime minister Dominic Raab registered a £118,000-a-year role working for private equity firm Appian Capital, for which he needed to work for roughly a week of every month.

Some 26 of the departing MPs have also taken all-expenses-paid trips to the likes of Qatar and Saudi Arabia, usually paid for by lobbyists or the governments of foreign states.

 

Independent Beckenham MP Bob Stewart, who surrendered the Tory whip late last year before he successfully appealed against his conviction for a racially aggravated public order offence, registered eight foreign trips worth nearly £20,000.

 

Meanwhile, backbencher Lisa Cameron, who defected to the Conservatives from the SNP last year but is not to set to contest her seat in the next general election, registered six visits outside the UK, including one paid for by the government of Thailand and one by the government of Qatar.

 

Former business secretary and Cop26 president Alok Sharma listed some 11 subsidised trips worth over £95,000. That was alongside over £330,000-a-year’s worth of outside work. Sharma said: “Much of my travel outside the UK is related to voluntary and unpaid work I undertake to advance climate action. This includes travel to support greater ambition through the Cop process, including visits to the UAE which hosted Cop28 last year.”'

[Gnasher]

They were a bit quiet in 2015/16. Probably keeping themselves a bit clean before the election.

 

 

[Arniepie]

8 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Snouts in the trough latest...

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/21/tory-mps-lucrative-second-jobs-stand-down-commons

 

'But analysis by the Observer has found that 34 members of that group, the vast majority of whom are current or former ministers, listed a net total of over £2.5m of expected annual income in the register of MPs interests.

One transparency campaigner said the findings suggested departing Tory MPs were “taking their eyes off the day job” and trying to “cash in on their political connections to secure lucrative jobs”.

 

While some of the jobs were for smaller sums, 11 MPs listed roles worth over £100,000 a year. At the top of the list was former justice secretary Brandon Lewis, who has taken on five new part-time roles worth £410,000 a year alongside his commitments as an MP.

 

The most lucrative were for LetterOne Holdings, an “international investment business”, and FM Conway, an infrastructure and road-building company that frequently works for local and national government.

 

Former chancellors of the exchequer Kwasi Kwarteng and Sajid Javid registered work worth £98,600 and £321,000 a year respectively, including, in Javid’s case, a £300,000-a-year part-time advisory role to Jersey-based investment firm Centricus Partners.

 

In January, former deputy prime minister Dominic Raab registered a £118,000-a-year role working for private equity firm Appian Capital, for which he needed to work for roughly a week of every month.

Some 26 of the departing MPs have also taken all-expenses-paid trips to the likes of Qatar and Saudi Arabia, usually paid for by lobbyists or the governments of foreign states.

 

Independent Beckenham MP Bob Stewart, who surrendered the Tory whip late last year before he successfully appealed against his conviction for a racially aggravated public order offence, registered eight foreign trips worth nearly £20,000.

 

Meanwhile, backbencher Lisa Cameron, who defected to the Conservatives from the SNP last year but is not to set to contest her seat in the next general election, registered six visits outside the UK, including one paid for by the government of Thailand and one by the government of Qatar.

 

Former business secretary and Cop26 president Alok Sharma listed some 11 subsidised trips worth over £95,000. That was alongside over £330,000-a-year’s worth of outside work. Sharma said: “Much of my travel outside the UK is related to voluntary and unpaid work I undertake to advance climate action. This includes travel to support greater ambition through the Cop process, including visits to the UAE which hosted Cop28 last year.”'

We need to reward hard work

 

[Harry's Lad]

Mark Menzies has resigned from the Conservatives.

[Gnasher]

24 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Mark Menzies has resigned from the Conservatives.

 

Big loss to the gangsters controlling the Westminster Cemsex scene. Forced out by the blob. 

[Creator Supreme]

31 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Mark Menzies has resigned from the Conservatives.

Will probably join Reform in the next few days, the rest home of choice for mad right wing tories.

[redinblack]

1 hour ago, Harry's Lad said:

Mark Menzies has resigned from the Conservatives.

I still think his explanation was brilliant "I paid off some rent boy drug dealers because I was sick all over their gaff, but the locals said I didn't have to pay it back"

 

Thats some cojones right there.

 

As the rent boy might have said.

 

 

[Section_31]

This is how Tory governments always end. Remember "I had a moment of madness on Clapham Common!" and David Mellor running around naked from the waste down with his chelsea shirt on, and Major walloping Curry, shudder.

[Arniepie]

3 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Mark Menzies has resigned from the Conservatives.

The funds were apparently not misused 

[Arniepie]

1 hour ago, redinblack said:

I still think his explanation was brilliant "I paid off some rent boy drug dealers because I was sick all over their gaff, but the locals said I didn't have to pay it back"

 

Thats some cojones right there.

 

As the rent boy might have said.

 

 

Yeah but raynor 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

The funds were apparently not misused 

What a load of bollocks.

The double standards are sickening.

 

[Section_31]

Menzies said: “Due to the pressures on myself and my elderly mother, I have decided to resign from the Conservative party.

 

 

[Anubis]

The whips threatened his mother? No, Mark, the pressure on your elderly mother comes from you being a cocaine sniffing twat bringing shame on the family.

[Section_31]

Mrs Menzies, upon arrival at headquarters a rodent had to be removed from your son's rectum.

 

Yes, and?