Tory Cabinet Thread

[sir roger]

The first time Anderson has impressed me, getting through that migrant tent and showers video without putting his hand down his kecks.

[skend04]

Fits right in does 30p Lee. Imagine how truly shit the rest of them are if this ex-Labour true blue has been promoted ahead of those that have been in the party since being born. I'd hate to scrape that particular barrel.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Don’t underestimate the power of the gammon. He’s like their new pied piper. Utter scumbag of a human being. 

[littletedwest]

8 hours ago, sir roger said:

The first time Anderson has impressed me, getting through that migrant tent and showers video without putting his hand down his kecks.

Fucking weirdo you ask me

[House of Dirk]

He is an absolute headbanger

 

I would call him a cunt, but I would have to spend all morning apologising to cunts.

[johnsusername]

Local elections in West Lancs today. On the news Radio Merseyside did some local vox pops - fella says "I'll vote the way I do every time - Conservative, whenever good, bad or indifferent."

 

Why would you purposely vote for a bad party? I bet he punches himself in the bollocks every morning the soft cunt. 

[Arniepie]

10 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Local elections in West Lancs today. On the news Radio Merseyside did some local vox pops - fella says "I'll vote the way I do every time - Conservative, whenever good, bad or indifferent."

 

Why would you purposely vote for a bad party? I bet he punches himself in the bollocks every morning the soft cunt. 

because the bootlickers think tories are born to rule,no matter how disasterous they are?

[Arniepie]

Most probation services are over capacity, leaked data reveals - BBC News

 

yah for austerity

[Megadrive Man]

20 hours ago, Section_31 said:

He's made that Lee Anderson mentalist deputy chair of the Tory party.

 

 

The Tories are beyond parody now!

 

I assume it's a tactical move to try and hold some of the working class tory votes they won in 2019. 

 

Sadly there are a lot of 'Lee Anderson types' in this country who think he speaks a lot of sense!

[Poor Scouser T]

Him at that retarded prick with the beard from I think it is Stoke could not run a branch of blockbusters never mind a government dept.

[Section_31]

14 minutes ago, Megadrive Person said:

 

The Tories are beyond parody now!

 

I assume it's a tactical move to try and hold some of the working class tory votes they won in 2019. 

 

Sadly there are a lot of 'Lee Anderson types' in this country who think he speaks a lot of sense!

 

I think that's the level the Tory top brass are thinking. that he'll be their farage, but I think life is a bit more complicated than that!

 

I think he'll be a disaster.

 

Times have changed, all this shite falls by the wayside when you're losing your job and you can't pay the bills. 

[Marko121]

3 hours ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Him at that retarded prick with the beard from I think it is Stoke could not run a branch of blockbusters never mind a government dept.

That’s Gullis. He’s just as bad though 

[Gnasher]

Is it April the first?

 

 

They'll love that, be like the Royal family.

 

[Gnasher]

21 hours ago, sir roger said:

The first time Anderson has impressed me, getting through that migrant tent and showers video without putting his hand down his kecks.

His portrait for the cabinet office.

 

[House of Dirk]

Are we allowed to call this government fascist ?

[Baresi]

 

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

[Gnasher]

Lee Anderson. Second day in the job.

 

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

Lee Anderson. Second day in the job.

 

 

 

 

Bring the death penalty back and hang Lee Anderson! I could get behind that.

 

We could always abolish it again the following day!

[Gnasher]

Knew this had massive potential but fuck me talk about hitting the ground running. 

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

'Hitting the ground' as a former Prime Minister might say.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-64573457

 

This fella could end up the Tories greatest ever mid season signing. 

[sir roger]

Thinking you are always right, and having the iq of an aubergine is not a great mix.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

Thinking you are always right, and having the iq of an aubergine is not a great mix.

 

Yes. Yes that's right Rog. 

[Poor Scouser T]

Sunak surrounded by all those military fellas looked like a school cadet on a day out.