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[TheHowieLama]

60 quid a week -- arDja burns that on a couple of brekkies!!

[Paulie Dangerously]

I moved back in with my parents briefly in my mid 20s before moving in with MrsD. I was there 4 months and coughed up £250 a month. This was about 8 years ago. 

 

You're a mug. 

[deiseach]

15 hours ago, Anubis said:

Call a family meeting. Tell them that, like Highlander, there can be only one, and that things must change. Make them draw straws. Whoever loses - kill that one. At this point, if one is a girl try to engineer it so she loses (think of the savings on any future wedding costs and what you could spend that money on). Make the other one  dismember the body and bury it in the cellar, to introduce them to the concept of household chores. The remaining child will almost certainly pay whatever you want, and will happily perform that list of household chores you draw up. Jobs a good’un.

 

While I realise this advice is invaluable, as it’s you, there’s no charge.

Anubis by name...

[Bruce Spanner]

You are the selfish cunt who brought them in to this cruel, uncaring, godless bastard of a reality though your own act. You owe them everything and they owe you fuck all.

 

Provide everything you can as you made this decision to inflict life upon them.