When does your arse go?

[Kevin D]

I'm usually fairly confident, even when we're 2-0 down, until the 75th minute then my bowels start moving. 

 

My "ohhhh, not quite Redmen but attack these" slowly turns into "FFS, wake the fuck up" and by the 82nd minute I turn into full despondency of "our home record was unsustainable, we were bound to lose eventually, fair enough"

[Bjornebye]

When the ref blows the whistle for the game to kick off. I go from "yessssss come on red men lets fuck these cunts" to "i can't watch" 

[Jairzinho]

With six or seven games to go.

[Kevin D]

The 35% who get itchy when we concede compared to the 35% who wait until the 80th minute onwards goes a long way to explaining why match threads occasionally end up with people asking for each others numbers, such to meet and engage in violence.

[Kevin D]

On 1/20/2019 at 3:38 PM, Jairzinho said:

With six or seven games to go.

 

You watch the Leicester game?

 

1-0 up and 50,000 people are in full blown panic attacks.

[Jairzinho]

14 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

You watch the Leicester game?

 

1-0 up and 50,000 people are in full blown panic attacks.

I have to first believe we have something to lose. Until we're six or seven games from the end of the season, and still with a chance, I will continue to believe that we are going to finish 9th.

[suzy]

I'm nervous because no one has started the West Ham thread yet!!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

39 minutes ago, suzy said:

I'm nervous because no one has started the West Ham thread yet!!

Come on, Stig - pull your finger out (of that cat's arse).

[suzy]

12 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Come on, Stig - pull your finger out (of that cat's arse).

He said he wasn’t doing the next one!

[Kevin D]

55 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

I have to first believe we have something to lose. Until we're six or seven games from the end of the season, and still with a chance, I will continue to believe that we are going to finish 9th.

 

Definitely.

 

If we were 5 points behind, we could be chasing the European Cup, FA Cup and keeping a great Guardiola side honest with exciting attacking football and having a lot of fun.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

27 minutes ago, suzy said:

He said he wasn’t doing the next one!

Cunt.

 

He can go in the Summer. (And I don’t mean the septic tank who gave him a chewie in a tent.)

[Jairzinho]

51 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

Definitely.

 

If we were 5 points behind, we could be chasing the European Cup, FA Cup and keeping a great Guardiola side honest with exciting attacking football and having a lot of fun.

 

Exactly.

 

The last time we won the league I was three. I can't enjoy this, because for three decades it hasn't ended well.

 

What I will enjoy is the season after we win the league. We could finish 14th for all I care, but we'll have won the league and from that moment on the enormous rabies infested silverback gorilla on our back will have gone. 

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, suzy said:

He said he wasn’t doing the next one!

Cat or match thread?

[Kevin D]

5 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Exactly.

 

The last time we won the league I was three. I can't enjoy this, because for three decades it hasn't ended well.

 

What I will enjoy is the season after we win the league. We could finish 14th for all I care, but we'll have won the league and from that moment on the enormous rabies infested silverback gorilla on our back will have gone. 

 

Ditto. 

 

That 13/14 season took years off my life.

 

Although, not as many years as it did to Flanno, Skrtel, Agger and Johnson:

 

[Jairzinho]

I could name...

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Portrait of Rodgers in the background too.

[Angie81]

As soon as we concede because for a start no clean sheet and I think it might be one of them days we have 50 shots but can't score. I'm a worrier in general though so it's not exclusive to our games that I go to shit. It's a regular occurrence in my daily life.

[Hades]

I'm impressed at people that are able to go 5 seconds without thinking about Liverpool right now. The energy it's taking to mentally steel myself against another Toure West Brom or Gerrard Chelsea moment is enormous. This season could finish me.

[aRdja]

Right about now. Can’t fucking deal.

[3 Stacks]

On 2/2/2019 at 5:34 AM, Kevin D said:

 

You watch the Leicester game?

 

1-0 up and 50,000 people are in full blown panic attacks.

That was awful to watch. There are 14 games to go, ffs. That said, I can't blame people for thinking we might bottle it in the biggest moments, as that's pretty much all we've done recently. 

[Dr Nowt]

We've taken a few liberties with squad strength that have left us stretched, for me Clive. 

 

It makes me far less confident about finishing this off, because we've shown we're content to be hostages to fortune once again. 

 

The football gods adore afflicting a number of our players simultaneously at just the wrong moment for their big season finale.

 

My arse is officially going in anticipation of another potential instalment of slapstick at our expense.

[KMD7]

Went big time during the Leicester match.  Next 14 games are going to be torture.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

My bum's flapping a bit, but a decent win tomorrow would shut it quicker than Daniel-san's chopsticks on a fly.

[moof]

Chill. Klopp’s got this. 

[KMD7]

Been eating plenty of stodge this weekend to combat tomorrow night's inevitable dose of the shits.