West Ham(h)-PL Match Thread

[Aventus]

Looks like Jurgens finding it easy to masturbate to this game.

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Was thinking the same earlier. No comfort zone for Gini and Henderson now. Thought Gini was really good today too.

 

Same, mate.

 

Can always took an extra touch, and until he got into his stride looked a shade slower and more cumbersome than pretty much everyone else, which in my view often had the same impact on the team.

 

Wijnaldum in that role has always just seemed more in synch with our tempo.  Nothing spectacular, but he looks a better fit.

 

Interesting to see Keita being able to cover wide left as well.  Might be a small-ish squad but plenty of versatility.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Looks like Jurgens finding it easy to masturbate to this game.

The bald fella getting his head rubbed for luck?

[Einch]

We made them look poor.

Yes we did. They were shit as well so helped out on that front.

[Section_31]

The bald fella getting his head rubbed for luck?

Joe Cole that, he's been sat there all this time waiting for a bus.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That'll do, Reds. That'll do.

[Dr Nowt]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1028647670712356866

[Thoth]

The best thing about the game is we have sorted the midfield out and have a good bench..

[Dr Nowt]

Can't stop watching it.

[lifetime fan]

Looking forward to match of the day tonight.

[SammyAftershave]

What do they give them now? Used to be a bottle of champagne but that doesn't look like it and Milly doesn't drink anyway!

 

Looks like it might be Estee Lauder bath cubes.

[KMD7]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1028647670712356866

 

Ha ha that's Hypnotic

[Bjornebye]

Not a single lad on the pitch for us played bad. Although Allison didn't get much chance to do anything. I don't know if it was just because we made them look shit but West Ham were shocking. I expected them to finish top half easy with their signings but no chance staying up playing like that. 

[Luckyhillkop]

Now that was boring. Where was the drama, the Liverpool way? 

[Luckyhillkop]

I'm off to GOT to read their pre-season opinions on how overrated Baby Keith is.

 

Bless 'em.

 

I expect some highlights please. 

 

 

Enough of this. Who are the two women sat in between the dugouts?

 

This. I want to know too. 

[TheHowieLama]

Top display from Robbo today.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Apparently Firmino isn't good enough for a top team and should be dropped for Sturridge, according to one redcafe poster. Bluemoon and RRedcafe have started the slagging after a pretty quiet off period. Wonder why?

[Bjornebye]

Atmosphere sounded boss on the telly for the first hour or so. I hope we scare the shit out of teams in every home game. 

[clangers]

All good, thought Keita looked superb, different kind of player to Phil but the way he links up with the front three we've suddenly got four very pacey, mobile and fluid forwards at times. I can see why we weren't rushing back for Fekir.

 

Proper looking squad now especially looking at he players unavailable or omitted today.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Top display from Robbo today.

It took about 10 minutes to let Antonio know who's boss.

[Grinch]

That’s how it’s done. No fuss, wee rest for the best players too.

[Guest]

That’s how it’s done. No fuss, wee rest for the best players too.

Our best players went off to have a wee? I remember the old days they would wee in their shorts.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Saturday - I shall be the perfect husband, treating my darling West Ham-supporting wife to everything she wants for her birthday.

 

Sunday - We'll obliterate them and then...

 

Well, she's taking this graciously.

 

[Lee909]

How do you post videos from twitter

 

Anyway love Klopps double penis power wank celebration

 

https://twitter.com/Scott_W88/status/1028632125493444608?s=01

[3 Stacks]

Well, she's taking this graciously.

 

 

Think you gotta do a little "Liverpool vs West Ham" role play next time you bone her, mate. Rough and unforgiving.