The 'things that make your realise you're still a big kid' thread

[Mook]

In my new office we have a massive garage door out the back & every day when I go out for my break it's automatically rolling down & I find myself with an overwhelming desire to do a Rambo-style forward summersault under it & then come out into the street pretending I have a gun.

[tokyojoe]

In my new office we have a massive garage door out the back & every day when I go out for my break it's automatically rolling down & I find myself with an overwhelming desire to do a Rambo-style forward summersault under it & then come out into the street pretending I have a gun.

Do it, just do it!

[Mook]

Do it, just do it!

 

That's exactly what my wife said when I told her about it, although I think she might be hoping that I hurt myself.

[tokyojoe]

Imagine the headlines. Terror attack in Edinburgh thwarted as man waiving a gun that isn't really there shouting 'death to all Evertonians' is arrested by police.  Kay Burley says this was clearly inspired by ISIS as a brown man had beed spotted a mile down the road two hours earlier.

[Bjornebye]

If I am in the gents and the only other person/people in there are in the cubicles shitting then I always make a really loud noise like a screech or an animal noise. Just to fuck with their peace.

[Scott_M]

Buying a Nintendo Switch.

[deiseach]

Buying a Nintendo Switch.

 

I was going to get one 'for my son'. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I had to read this thread title several times.

[Mook]

I've fucked the thread title, I proof read the thing as well.

 

Can someone edit it to 'you realise' rather than 'your realise' please? Otherwise I won't sleep tonight.

[A Red]

I can never ignore a double entendre 

[lifetime fan]

Didn’t we already have this thread?

[Bjornebye]

Didn’t we already have this thread?

 

Bit childish isnt it mate 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Getting presents for the youngest lad. He's into that Halo Mega Blocks and Lego. I get immense pleasure helping him to put them together and reminiscing about my own childhood with him. 

 

Playing those usual games on a long car journey. Like picking a make or colour of car. 

 

Pulling off practical jokes on the family. 

 

Fucking about in snow.

 

Setting the fireworks off on New Years Eve, even though you've done it loads of times and it is basically the same every year. 

 

 

Getting out Test Cricket game or playing the various cricket games I have for PC/Consoles when the Ashes comes along. 

 

Taking part in tip competitions during certain competitions. 

[Tony Moanero]

This thread prompted me to send my ma a text.

 

"Hi, do you still have my He-Man duvet cover?"

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Turning the lights off if you're leaving the bogs and there's still somebody in the cubicles.

 

Discarding of a flavouress chewy by spitting it out and pinging it on the volley before it hits the floor.

[Bjornebye]

Still buying loose sweets especially them 10p cola bottles. And swallowing Hubba Bubba. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Still buying loose sweets especially them 10p cola bottles. And swallowing Hubba Bubba.

Hubba Bubba is a strange pet name for your fella.

[Tony Moanero]

And swallowing Hubba Bubba. 

 

 

Ha ha ha.

[lifetime fan]

Trying to find your Christmas presents early...

 

I’ve a lovely Oakley jacket/top this year.

[Tony Moanero]

Trying to find your Christmas presents early...

 

I’ve a lovely Oakley jacket this year.

 

 

Never understood the point of that.

[tokyojoe]

I want a train set.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If I ever have to break a piece of polystyrene, I still get someone to hold it and smash it with a karate chop. 

[Tony Moanero]

I set a stink bomb off in my parents' kitchen a few Christmases ago.

[Mook]

I have to press the button to cross the road even if someone else has already pressed it.

[lifetime fan]

Never understood the point of that.

 

Always want to know Christmas and birthday presents early.

 

You get to know in advance and then get them on th actual day. It’s two good things instead of one.

 

 

As a kid I was so bad my parents used to end up locking the presents in the downstairs toilet, claim it was broken and they couldn’t get a plumber till the new year.

 

One January I bunked off school, stole money from my dads coin bin and caught the bus to town so I could get a copy of the key cut and hid it in my bedroom.

 

I knew my Christmas presents for the next four years.