May calls General Election on 8 June

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Hubba hubba...

 

She looks utter filth.

[Jairzinho]

They're so big that she couldn't see over them to iron her trousers.

They were ironed, they just got that wet and crumpled at the sight of the next prime minister.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Coogan is dying to stare at them.

[Rico1304]

Stop it. Stop it you negative fuckers. All of you. Bury the negative waves. Get out and vote. Make sure everyone you know who sympathises with Labour votes, even if you have to drag them there. Anyone thinking of voting Tory - have a long chat with them. If they are still voting Tory, kill them, and we'll discuss how to get rid of the bodies later....

If you spare me I can help with the bodies.

[Creator Supreme]

Tory stooge!

Green stooge thank you!

[Hand Shandy]

Coogan is dying to stare at them.

Coogan would be up that like a rat up a drainpipe if Jezza wasn't there.

 

Jeremy Corbyn - protecting young women from old perverts.

[Anubis]

If you spare me I can help with the bodies.

If you've got a wood chipper you're spared.

[TheBitch]

If you spare me I can help with the bodies.

You're first I'm afraid, as an example to the rest of the forum.

[stringvest]

Coogan is dying to stare at them.

 

 

Haha!  look at how hard he's trying not to!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Cassetteboy knows.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

Jeremy Corbyn - protecting young women from old perverts.

And not vice versa, like Theresa May.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Calling all Wools!

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

If you spare me I can help with the bodies.

If you really are the man people round here claim you are, you will doubtless burn them and sell the heat generated back to their bereaved families at a vastly inflated price.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Nev knows!

 

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[Rico1304]

If you really are the man people round here claim you are, you will doubtless burn them and sell the heat generated back to their bereaved families at a vastly inflated price.

 

Once all viable organs have been stripped of course. Waste not want not.

[Juniper]

Just popping in again to mention Tories are cunts

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

That rags front page tomorrow.

 

Christ!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That rags front page tomorrow.

 

Christ!

What is it?  A photoshop of Corbyn kicking Princess Charlotte in the face?  

 

"Corbyn - 'I Proper Love ISIS, Me'"?

 

"Corbyn to Force All Fit Birds to Wear Burqas"?

 

"Corbyn Unmasked As Every Member of the IRA"?

 

"Maddie Found - and it's May Wot Found Her!"

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just seen it - It's worse.

[Faustus]

Can you describe it, mate?

[Jairzinho]

Jezza's Jihadi Comrades.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Can you describe it, mate?

It's trying to link Corbyn with the cunts who attacked London Bridge and Borough Market.

[Manny]

Just seen a site with all the front pages from tomorrow, the eve of the election, and I have to say I don't think I've ever seen such a one-sided, myopic, unashamedly partisan pile of shite in all my life. The Tories have got everything totally and utterly sewn up - they've ran a shambolic campaign and they're about to plunge pretty much the entire country into ruin and all bar about two newspapers might as well be written by their head office. It's an absolute joke, makes me sick to my stomach just how blatant it is and how stupid every cunt in this country who falls for it.

 

Apparently Jezza is going to drag us into some sort of communist hellhole, but given that they've got propaganda that would make Pravda think "bit much that lads" I don't know how anyone has the gall to complain.

 

Fuck it all. I'm utterly resigned to a majority by Friday and misery by Monday. Spastic country.

[Creator Supreme]

Its scandalous and its not the only one, the fail is a fucking disgrace too. Corbyn, McDonnell and Abbott should sue the cunts!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Corbyn did a speech supporting Palestine. They've described it as an "anti-Israel speech"

 

The event was an open event. "Witnesses said" (maybe the same "witnesses" who saw Liverpool fans pissing on dead bodies?) that some members of Al Muhajiroun, Anjem Choudhary's lot, were in the crowd.

 

The rag have ran with the headline "Jezza's Jihadi Comrades" and state that he was at the rally "with Islamic hate mob"

 

It's obviously unsubstantiated hearsay. And, the claim he was "with" them is simply untrue. It's pretty much the same as saying that May, re: the Saudis, accepts gifts from violent beheaders.

 

But, we all know the intellect of your average rag reader.