Top 10 most annoying famous people

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Miranda Hart makes me cringe. Impossibly unfunny.

[easytoslip]

That's him a ghastly individual along with bill oddie , simon cowell plus judges , 90 per cent of TV chefs , Gary Barlow the sly eyed cunt and that road runner the clever cunt you'll cop it one day. And the latter day Stephen Fry the native bowel busting twat , but good as duke of Wellington., and the ever popular on these lists Robbie Williams.

[Bjornebye]

Eamonn Holmes's wife. Her only redeeming feature is that she probably beats him up.

Famous ?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

That Professor Brian Cox does my swede in. Teams up with that unfunny cunt Daro O'wankstain and now thinks he is some sort of funny man....fucking cunt. 

[Moctezuma]

Eamonn Holmes's wife. Her only redeeming feature is that she probably beats him up. 

 

I can't help but feel he's been hugely fortunate in managing to marry the world’s foremost translator of flatulence, as otherwise he'd be pretty stuck in being able to communicate with the common man.

 

[Section_31]

Famous ?

 

She presents This Morning with him the baggy headed ho. 

[Bjornebye]

She presents This Morning with him the baggy headed ho.

I'd rather watch countryfile than watch that fucking shite

[Hades]

Its fair to say that his brain is the Fort Knox of wank banks.

Fucking brilliant.

[Trumo]

After the f******l match on BT Sport last night, I caught the first few minutes of the following programme - supposedly an 'irreverent look' at the beautiful game. It was presented by a badger-haired twat called George Lamb. I'd never heard of him, and a quick Google search explains why. Everything he's ever been on is exactly the kind of shit I neither watch nor listen to. Big Brother's Little Brother for example.

[Section_31]

susanna Reid, sycophantic mutton dressed as lamb tory twat. 

[Hand Shandy]

I badly wanted to rattle her when she was on BBC Breakfast. Now I'd be quite happy if she starved to death, along with that other vacuous bint Garraway.

 

[Robbo29]

Piers fuckin bastard cunting twatting Morgan, saw he had Mo Farah on the other day, now i like Mo, but cant watch it cos of that festering three nippled biscuit spitting cousin fuckin gobshite

[Bjornebye]

Mo Farah does my nut in the cunt

[Section_31]

Mo Farah does my nut in the cunt

Good shout. He's got a twin who's slow too which is awesome.

[Mook]

I badly wanted to rattle her when she was on BBC Breakfast. Now I'd be quite happy if she starved to death, along with that other vacuous bint Garraway.

I still want to rattle her and am sometimes late for work because I get transfixed trying to see up her skirt in the morning.

 

She is a bad fuckwit though, no doubt.

[ZonkoVille77]

The only time Miranda Hart has ever made me laugh was when her laptop containing "precious creative projects" got robbed.

She's repulsive

[Geoff Woade]

Got a few more to throw in here. Start with Jenson Botton, Jessica Ennis and Rory Mcilroy. For being in that fucking Santander advert. Mcilroy 'with my 123 account I get 1% back on my mobile phone bill'. Oh, fucking awesome Rory, my cup runneth over. One day now I'll be as rich as you if I keep saving that 30p a month, I'm sure it makes all the difference to your life. If I was having my house repossessed by Santander for being behind on my mortgage I would agree it was a good thing because they definitely need to keep paying these millionaires even more to appear in their wanky adverts.

 

Bruce Forsyth - ghastly, although hopefully soon to be jetting off to a non extradition country never to be seen again. The way the audiences used to clap on the telly when he did one of his awful shuffles followed by his dreadful 'jokes' would have me recoiling in horror.

 

Kanye West - I prefer Fred West.

[Total Longo]

Bruce Forsyth - ghastly, although hopefully soon to be jetting off to a non extradition country never to be seen again. The way the audiences used to clap on the telly when he did one of his awful shuffles followed by his dreadful 'jokes' would have me recoiling in horror.

 

"...an example of what sociologists are already calling chin on chin violence"

 

[Trumo]

[VladimirIlyich]

It's Nick Grimshaw, Radio One DJ and a new judge on X Factor, Vlad. I'm surprised at you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm really not

I was going to do a puzzled???..

 

until I read the footnote.

[Mook]

This Macklemore cunt, I'd never tire of jumping up & down on his head.

 

[Robbo29]

whi is he? apart from a cunt

[cloggypop]

His head would be much improved after a good Mooking.

[Mook]

whi is he? apart from a cunt

He's a shit rapper and gay rights activist.

[SammyAftershave]

He's a shit rapper and gay rights activist.

 

Never heard of the cunt.