Top 10 most annoying famous people

[Mook]

Face like a trumpet that a bus has driven over.

 

[Total Longo]

Face like a trumpet that a bus has driven over.

 

 

Voice not dissimilar either.

[Total Longo]

Up there with Nick Knowles on my ever growing list of sleazy degenerates.

 

[Total Longo]

Jellied eel munching, talent-free, orange faced poltroon.

 

[Jairzinho]

 

If this cunt was made out of chocolate he'd cut his own arm off and stick it up his arse.

[ZonkoVille77]

Face like a trumpet that a bus has driven over.

 

Voice like a squelchy muddy boot and a head to match.

[Stu Monty]

Who's he? Looks like a photo negative of Matthew Kelly.

 

Romesh Ranganathan.

 

He's a British stand-up. He's a very funny man.

[Harry Squatter]

Voice like a squelchy muddy boot and a head to match.

I think the writers of Eastenders fucking hate her as well. Every storyline she ever has involves misery, cancer, being a lesbian who can't pull anyone nice and having a miserable ma who can't stand her.

[skend04]

Face like a trumpet that a bus has driven over.

 

She was on The Chase a weekend back. Thick as she looks.

[Trumo]

I think the writers of Eastenders fucking hate her as well. Every storyline she ever has involves misery, cancer, being a lesbian who can't pull anyone nice and having a miserable ma who can't stand her.

 

I don't she's alone in that when it comes to Eastenders.

[Harry Squatter]

I don't she's alone in that when it comes to Eastenders.

You do have a valid point there to be honest.

[stringvest]

Romesh Ranganathan.

 

He's a British stand-up. He's a very funny man.

He's not very funny really.

[General Dryness]

Voice like a squelchy muddy boot and a head to match.

I wonder what kind of noise she would make whilst getting her ringpiece smashed.

 

And I nominate Al to take that one for the team. Fuck it, who am I kidding. Yeah alright, I'll do it.

[Stu Monty]

He's not very funny really.

 

Almost as if this is subjective isn't it?

[stringvest]

Almost as if this is subjective isn't it?

 

 

you started it

[boots123]

Bono - there's not enough room on the Internet to fully explain

 

Cilla - Lorra Lorra Tory voting

 

Chris Moyles - Fat, shouty, thick, ignorant bully

 

Kelvin Mckensie - enough said

 

Eric Pickles - moans about town hall fat cats, when he was one himself and his own expenses

 

Davina McCall - Shouty knobhead

 

Jamie Oliver - or the FTC as he's known in our house the Fat Tongue Cunt

 

Any of them from Made in Chelsea, but especially the blonde foppish haired lad - probably not narrowing it down.

 

Gregg Wallace - fat mastertwat

 

Parky - did you know I'm from Yorkshire. Yorkshire. I'm from Yorkshire lad. Eee when I were young in Yorkshire, nowt like playing Yorkshire CCC, from Barnsley lad, did y' know it's in Yorkshire? From proper pit folk, me. Aye, in Yorkshire. Salt 't earth those folk, must be from Yorkshire. Did you know Yorkshire beat all rest of countries in 't world at t' Olympics lad? Aye that's right if you didn't know, I'm from YORKSHIRE

 

Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee,

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?!

Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee?

Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee?

 

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?!

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?!

 

Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane

Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane

 

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

 

Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd

Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd

 

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

 

Then we shall ha' to bury thee

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then we shall ha' to bury thee

Then we shall ha' to bury thee

 

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

 

Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop

Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop

 

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

 

Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms

Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms

 

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

 

Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks

Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks

 

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

 

Then we shall all 'ave etten thee

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then we shall all 'ave etten thee

Then we shall all 'ave etten thee

 

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

 

That's wheer we get us oahn back

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

That's wheer we get us oahn back

That's wheer we get us oahn back

 

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

 

YORKSHIRE, I'm tell thee. I'm from YORKSHIRE

 

Yorkshire twat

yep, he makes me understand why there was a war between lancs and yorks, war of the roses

[Mook]

Turned the telly on this morning & was confronted with Piers Morgan & Susanna Reid interviewing Michael Heseltine, Heseltine was cut off & the other pair were fawning over him something rotten, 'Imagine such a political great being cut off mid-rant'. Don't get me wrong, I would pay good money just to see up Reid's skirt but the three of them should be sent back in time & drowned at fucking birth.

[magicrat]

Noel Edmonds still alive ?

Close the thread.

[Curly]

Lenny Henry. Worra cunt

[Fowlers God]

Tony Maneros Ma'

[General Dryness]

Lenny Henry. Worra cunt

I always thought that, but I saw a really good show on TV years ago that he did. It was stand up, but he just talked about his life from when he was a kid, doing impressions of the people he knew growing up, and who he obviously based some of his characters on.

 

Anyway, there was this one part where he talked about his mother dying. My mum had not long died at this time, and he nailed the feeling perfectly. Can't remember the exact quote, but it was something like "when your father dies, its devastating but it doesn't change you. When your mum dies you grow up a lot because it suddenly feels like you're nobodies kid any more." Words to that effect anyway.

 

He's cheesy and mainstream, and I don't find him particularly amusing these days. But he gets a cunt pass from me.

[Tony Moanero]

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[Tony Moanero]

Alan Pardew.

[Jairzinho]

 

If this cunt was made out of chocolate he'd cut his own arm off and stick it up his arse.

 

Starting to despise this fucking cunt almost as much as I despise Jeremy Vine. 

 

Every single fucking week his insane levels of narcissism manage to ruin what could be quite interesting discussions on Big Questions.

[Section_31]

Piers Morgan - what an absolute waste of clothes this man is. Seems to be under the genuine impression he's Walter Cronkite and exudes arrogance from every pore despite the fact he's only a household name for being sacked by the Daily Mirror for not even checking the most basic facts of a story. Made his bones before that as a 'celeb' editor on the same paper, writing stories about Kerry Katona's lastest faux pas with comments from 'a close friend'. Absolute anal prolapse of a man.

 

Jamie Oliver - basically rides around Italy stealing recipes off old women. Bumbling spit in your face when he's talking simple Simon looking cunt. A Tory with an NVQ in basting and grilling - fuck him and the VW Camper van he rode in on, the effortlessly tedious twat.