Rodgers slams England over Sturridge treatment

[Tony Moanero]

Until the Mario/Fabio switch up, they seem to have a problem with recycling songs as well - I want to do the fucking Torres bounce again. So recycling his song for somebody who scores a lot (I.e. Sturridge) would be perfect.

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It's fucking stupid

[an tha]

Daniel Sturridge scores our goals

Scores our goals

Scores our goals

Daniel Sturridge scores our goals

He's better than Suarez

 

(To the tune of London Bridge is falling down)

[Mr T]

At the end of the summer - Rodgers stock was high whilst Hodgson's was almost done. But a month is a long time in football and now Hodgson's position is fairly solid whilst Rodgers has fallen away dramatically.

 

Comments by Rodgers, however fair or correct regarding Sturridge, will only be interpreted as whinging and the acts of a manager under pressure. The typical response amongst the fanbase will be about not caring what the media or rivals say. However, even the most dimwitted surely cannot have failed to notice that PR in football is almost as important as the reality. 

 

So Rodgers is going to have to grin and bear it for the time-being. He can respond in-kind to Hodgson when he has a better hand to play. 

 

[Paco]

new contract 150k a week according to toak spoat.

 

can brendan get a team working around him like he did with suarez?

[Special K]

New contract so he can be sold in the summer...................or am I being too cynical?

[Russ Atmosphere]

No. Liverpool would never sell their best player.

[Paco]

New contract so he can be sold in the summer...................or am I being too cynical?

150k seems a lot but probably not in this day and age.

 

he deserves a new contract. hes scored something like 35 in 50.

 

in the short term the club will hope it spurs him on to achieve greater things for us but im sure they re also thinking about if he has to be sold. wonder is there a buy out clause?

[Jairzinho]

What's his buyout clause?

[J-V]

new contract 150k a week according to toak spoat.

 

can brendan get a team working around him like he did with suarez?

 

The question is could Sturridge stay fit long enough to have the time working around him.

[Strontium]

What's his buyout clause?

 

A family box of Space Raiders and a Harley Davidson puncture repair kit.

[Trumo]

What's his buyout clause?

 

A foot-long chicken teriyaki sub with extra green peppers. It's a double your money deal.

[Stickman]

At the end of the summer - Rodgers stock was high whilst Hodgson's was almost done. But a month is a long time in football and now Hodgson's position is fairly solid whilst Rodgers has fallen away dramatically.

 

Comments by Rodgers, however fair or correct regarding Sturridge, will only be interpreted as whinging and the acts of a manager under pressure. The typical response amongst the fanbase will be about not caring what the media or rivals say. However, even the most dimwitted surely cannot have failed to notice that PR in football is almost as important as the reality.

 

So Rodgers izs going to have to grin and bear it for the time-being. He can respond in-kind to Hodgson when he has a better hand to play.

 

Agree with what you're saying but for me fuck the PR,lets play Sturridge if he's fit, win the game and then face the shit storm to follow from the outraged southerners Daily Mail Ingurland fans (especially after reading the shit Ferguson used to pull)..at least with a smile on our faces.

The alternative doesn't bear thinking about.....

[ratcatcher]

New contract so he can be sold in the summer...................or am I being too cynical?

 

Fuck off with that shit. Fucking hell, do we need these merchants of doom following the club? Grips me shits this fucking nonsense.

[Tyler Durden]

Agree with what you're saying but for me fuck the PR,lets play Sturridge if he's fit, win the game and then face the shit storm to follow from the outraged southerners Daily Mail Ingurland fans (especially after reading the shit Ferguson used to pull)..at least with a smile on our faces.

The alternative doesn't bear thinking about.....

Ferguson was massively successful, when you achieve that you can do pretty much what you like and the press/fans/managers will eat whatever shit you feed them.

[razor]

I've come up with courage and - at an extreme push - porridge.

 

Danny Sturridge

Show us courage

And eat your porridge

 

To the tune of Beethoven's 3rd.

 

It works if you glaze over.

Good job it was you that posted it then, wasn't it, Tom?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boom, boom!

[Gray Riley]

Can't stand the fact that Mario Ballotelli already has a song yet Sturridge is still not taken into our repertoire fully. He's the stand out striker in the team now, sees his future in a liverpool shirt. The comment about songs that he made when signing speaks volumes. Lets get behind the lad; it's not like we're blessed with goalscorers at the moment.

[Jairzinho]

Danny, Danny cool.

Dances like a crazy fool.

 

I'm tellin' ya.

[Lario]

If he's getting a new contract, he better start insisting on getting his rest while on England duty.

 

Hodgson would be after costing us £600k at this stage.

[Dr Nowt]

At this stage if he were to remove his top next time he scores, revealing a t-shirt which read "Roy Hodgson's head is made of shit", I'd pretty much consider him to have repaid this new contract in full.

[kalasoma]

Danny, Danny cool.

Dances like a crazy fool.

 

I'm tellin' ya.

 

Instead of 'dances like a crazy fool'

 

'He's scoring goals on you'. or 'He's scoring more than you". Or even "He'll get a goal or two". You know, for when he scores and stuff.

[Iceman]

to the tune of Rebel Rebel by David Bowie

 

 

 

Danny Danny, your goals are the best

Danny Danny, with red on your chest

Danny Danny, how could they know?

Hot stuff, you scored a goal !

[stringvest]

What rhymes with Sturridge?  

 

There was a goalie who played for Coventry.

[Jairzinho]

Instead of 'dances like a crazy fool'

 

'He's scoring goals on you'. or 'He's scoring more than you". Or even "He'll get a goal or two". You know, for when he scores and stuff.

 

 

Danny, Danny cool.

*A decent line referencing him being a really good footballer, possibly with the last word as rule or school, because you and two don't really rhyme with cool, and it's actually bringing me out in a slight OCD rash*

Danny, Danny cool.

Dances like a crazy fool.

[stringvest]

Can I just stop you both there and tell you that this is a shit idea.  

 

Danny, Danny cool

Danny, Danny cool 

 

might just work, but the call and response stuff for the verse is not going to happen.  

[kalasoma]

There was a goalie who played for Coventry.

 

Ivanovic. Ogrizovic, but it's a mouthful.