January Transfer Window 2015

[TheHowieLama]

[Adebisi]

Rumours are we are looking at Lacazette?

What's actually happened is someone on Ayre's FIFA save has bought him, he's scored load of goals and Ian's typed his name into wikipedia to see if he's actually real 

[razor]

Bale will join the mancs this summer or next.

 

I'm less surprised by us not buying then by not selling. Surely we've got plenty of dross spread around on loan at home to generate some cash to buy. 

 

Haha - you're kidding, aren't you?

 

They do say that if you say something enough times, it starts to become 'truth'.

 

BALE, RONALDO, MESSI....aaannnnnddddd......  man utd.

 

Yes, alright.

[El Dangerous]

I refuse to get excited until we go all out and 'inquire' about him.

Fuck that I'm getting my dick out as soon as we 'monitor' him, life's too short!

[Brownie]

Thank god we never signed that left back who is now playing for Atletico (Siqueira). Looks awful to me.

[Brownie]

Just as I say that he plays a great ball in haha!

[Anubis]

Rumours are we are looking at Lacazette?

 

 

We can look at him. We can watch him sign his contract for Real, Barca or PSG aswell, no chance were getting him now, it was last summer or never I think. We really missed the boat on him.

 

 

I refuse to get excited until we go all out and 'inquire' about him.

 

 

We're considering preparing to monitor him.

 

 

We're hiding in his garden bushes and peeping through his windows.

 

Any takers to hack his emails?

[General Dryness]

We need to eye him, then swoop for him.

 

Bit old to be a starlet or a wonderkid though.

[Megadrive Man]

Can't wait until Ayre flys out on deadline day and doesn't sign him!

[Iceman]

Ayre = Monitor Lizard. 

 

Ayre.Monitor(Lacazette)

for i in $prospect

do

Fuckall(holiday)

done

[Megadrive Man]

Odegaard to Real Madrid confirmed.

[General Dryness]

Odegaard to Real Madrid confirmed.

We were never going to swoop for that starlet.

[Evil_Ways]

Odegaard set to make around €2m per year. 16 years old. Crazy as fuck. He looks an exceptional talent, but moving to Real Madrid does not seem to be the right move at his age.

[Major Tom]

That's how Madrid operate.

 

Dangle a whole heap of incentives in front of the player and his family.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Wonder how many 'Welcome to ___________ ' youtube videos he had.

[Dr Nowt]

We were never going to swoop for that starlet.

 

Not even so much as a paving way the way.  I'm sick as a parrot.

[Chairman Meow]

We were never going to swoop for that starlet.

 

Ayre was still preparing a bid.

 

Well I say preparing a bid, checking under the seats in the Kop to see if the fans had dropped any loose change. 

[Jairzinho]

Not even so much as a paving way the way.  I'm sick as a parrot.

 

It's a game of two halves. 

 

First half, Ian flies somewhere on his own.

 

Second half, Ian flies back on his own.

[Nightcat]

You thought that  the fake scouser, penisless Ayre, the former woman and Mr Potato would sign more players? They don't give shit about Liverpool F.C. nevermind winning trophies. They have proved that in practice on many occasions.

 

People repeat lies about the money they spent since the Chelsea chairman and the Chelsea CEO brought them as bottom of the barrel owners, but people forget how much money they made from selling players. Close to £250m and if you add the wages they saved, they made close to £400m. Not to mention how much money they made under the table from ripping off the club for players like Borini, who came from their business partner's team.

 

FSG fuck off you useless cunts.

[ngogswilly]

You thought that  the fake scouser, penisless Ayre, the former woman and Mr Potato would sign more players? They don't give shit about Liverpool F.C. nevermind winning trophies. They have proved that in practice on many occasions.

 

People repeat lies about the money they spent since the Chelsea chairman and the Chelsea CEO brought them as bottom of the barrel owners, but people forget how much money they made from selling players. Close to £250m and if you add the wages they saved, they made close to £400m. Not to mention how much money they made under the table from ripping off the club for players like Borini, who came from their business partner's team.

 

FSG fuck off you useless cunts.

I just had to rep that for 

 

"penisless Ayre," 

[Major Tom]

Yes, I too believe that Nightcat needs to be encouraged to say the same thing over and over. Across multiple threads.

[The Guest]

You thought that  the fake scouser, penisless Ayre, the former woman and Mr Potato would sign more players? They don't give shit about Liverpool F.C. nevermind winning trophies. They have proved that in practice on many occasions.

 

People repeat lies about the money they spent since the Chelsea chairman and the Chelsea CEO brought them as bottom of the barrel owners, but people forget how much money they made from selling players. Close to £250m and if you add the wages they saved, they made close to £400m. Not to mention how much money they made under the table from ripping off the club for players like Borini, who came from their business partner's team.

 

FSG fuck off you useless cunts.

 

 

Under FSG and Ayre's directorship/dictatorship that's the limit.

 

People accuse me because I keep repeating that they're wasting their time waiting for us to sign a striker. It WON'T happen. It was pre-planned. What's the net spending so far £5-8m? 

Disgrace.

 

 

Eto'o or Balotelli, would be excellent.

 

But.... Ayre, FSG etc...

 

 

Super Mario Balotelli would be a Fantastic signing if it actually materialises. ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

 

Let's see if disgusting Ayre fails his medical or something.

 

If Balotelli signs I WILL HONOUR my promise to Lizie and the rest and accept that I was totally wrong. But let's wait a bit...

 

 

They are not very positive about him? Seriously I fail to see any controversy about his signing. He had a rough upbringing in Italy and he's managed to keep his sense of humour. He has not been involved in any drug or sex scandal. He'll be fine.

 

The bottom line is that IF we sign him, we'll be getting a player who is about to reach his prime, he is tall, strong, very quick, very skilful and a good finisher at a great age. Very good signing.

 

 

Balotelli's game and workrate outside the box is extremely underrated. Either would have been great.

 

 

Balotelli & Eto'o would be immense business.

 

I'd welcome both with open arms, even from far away. Any chance for a tour in Somalia next summer?

 

 

I really want this transfer to be completed. I'd like to see Balotelli working under a manager like Rodgers and a club like Liverpool, so different than his previous shithouses.

 

 

REMEMBER THE DATE AND TIME.

 

Will Buckley who signed for Sunderland from Brighton, will be PHENOMENAL. He is a top top player. He will be playing for United, City or Chelsea next summer.

 

You are a fucking buffoon.

[ElishaScottBC]

You thought that  the fake scouser, penisless Ayre, the former woman and Mr Potato would sign more players? They don't give shit about Liverpool F.C. nevermind winning trophies. They have proved that in practice on many occasions.

 

I crashed my car into Stamford Bridge, I don't Ayre, I love it.

[Gym Beglin]

That's how Madrid operate.

 

Dangle a whole heap of incentives in front of the player and his family.

Canales, Casemiro, Illaramendi, Drenthe, Garay, Huntelaar, Robinho, Cassano, Woodgate, Owen, Anelka, and Nuri Sahin all say hi Martin, enjoy the training facilities and internet access, hope you use your time wisely to select your new club in 2017.

[Dr Nowt]

Just shocked we aren't going to be buying anyone in January and grateful Nightcat's let the naive among us know.  Again.