Peaches Geldof

[Mendoza]

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[Boss]

I reckon she was a coke head on the sly, and decided to do a Belushi with an eight ball she couldn't handle. Thats as far as my Columbo style investigation reaches thus far, but i'll bring you up to 'speed' on any further developments as and when i acquire them. 

[Mendoza]

[Mike D]

Ive got a joke about a dead celebrity

 

its a Peach

[Josef Svejk]

Her children's life??

 

I made a point about culture, not family.

[Beansonafryup]

Feel sorry for bob her kids and husband. Nobody knows how or why she died yet, could be natural causes so it's a bit mean making fun of her.

[Bjornebye]

She'll get over it

[Spy Bee]

Feel sorry for bob her kids and husband. Nobody knows how or why she died yet, could be natural causes so it's a bit mean making fun of her.

Listen kid, I know you are new around here, but you've been here long enough to know that that is how shit goes down in these parts!

[setreal]

Who?

[Dr Nowt]

Whichever cultural field she contributed to won't be the same without her...

 

Can't believe there won't ever be another series of 'OMG with Peaches Geldof.'

[stringvest]

Can't belive there ever won't be another series of 'OMG with Peaches Geldof.'

 

The hurt is incalculable.  

[Dr Nowt]

Feel sorry for bob her kids and husband. Nobody knows how or why she died yet, could be natural causes so it's a bit mean making fun of her.

 

Aren't you the one who just posts things to piss in other people's handbags most of the time?

[Champ]

Aren't you the one who just posts things to piss in other people's handbags most of the time?

Couldn't have put it better myself.

 

You dont seem to have quite got this place, beansy

[setreal]

Beansy is meta.

[Dr Nowt]

Beansy is meta.

 

One of Urban Dictionary's more apt definitions:

 

Meta

 

Quite possibly the best mod to hit SG with a poo-colored finger and a intense heroin addiction. His neck is broken, or fused or something, and he is a cool guy. He mods well, people just can't see that.

 

Lame n00b on &T: WAAAAA Meta deleted my thread, now I will make 5 more proclaiming my hate for him.

Me: Your thread was about Marijuana, which clearly belongs in BLTC, he even wrote so. Have fun with your 5 new locked thread and banishment, asshole.

[setreal]

Yep, that's him.

[Elmyn Noos]

Her children's life??

Paula Yates was a cunt. Peaches was a cunt. Chances are, the kids are cunts too. Fuck them. Like their ma, it gives them a ready-made excuse for their inevitable self-obsessed self-destruction later on in life. Pity on a plate, they'll be chuffed. I bet the little cunts already describe themselves as having "careers" in media, modelling and journalism.

[Alan Sex]

Can't believe there won't ever be another series of 'OMG with Peaches Geldof.'

It's being replaced with IMG with Peaches Geldof.

 

 

 

(I met God).

[dandyman]

Paula Yates was a cunt. Peaches was a cunt. Chances are, the kids are cunts too. Fuck them. Like their ma, it gives them a ready-made excuse for their inevitable self-obsessed self-destruction later on in life. Pity on a plate, they'll be chuffed. I bet the little cunts already describe themselves as having "careers" in media, modelling and journalism.

Bit harsh considering they're both under the age of 2!

[Champ]

 

Bit harsh considering they're both under the age of 2!

 

You've not met Noos, have you

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Never forget Paula '' bury me in a Y shaped coffin '' Yates drooling over Michael Hutchence on The Tube.

 

Not so much undressing him with her eyes, more, licking his sweaty Aussie ball sack with a finger up his arse.

 

Hughie Green will have been a proud man in Talent Show Heaven.

[Elmyn Noos]

Fucked up celeb parents in breeding fucked up celeb kids shocker. It's Peaches' as-yet unborn grandkids I feel sorry for, Artichoke Sundream and Ovary Wibble-Daisychain. *diarises putting one of the under 2's in the dead pool*.

[setreal]

Artichoke Sundream and Ovary Wibble-Daisychain?

 

Could you please leave FGs kids out of this, Noos? Fucksake.

[TheBitch]

I'd eat Peaches after the expiry date.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Fucked up celeb parents in breeding fucked up celeb kids shocker. It's Peaches' as-yet unborn grandkids I feel sorry for, Artichoke Sundream and Ovary Wibble-Daisychain. *diarises putting one of the under 2's in the dead pool*.

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There's having a laugh, being a bit risqué with it too. Then there's being a cunty prick. You're definitely straying into the latter bracket, there.

 

No doubt brushed off as "typical Noos", but a bit too much even for the TLW resident show off?