Malaysian Boeing 777 goes missing

[stringvest]

Apparently the Americans have sent a couple of Aviation experts to Malaysia. Mr Richard Dastardly and Officer Glen Quagmire will arrive shortly.

 

By Ship.

 

Klunk and Zilly are on the way over as well, on instruction from the Colonel.  

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Klunk and Zilly are on the way over as well, on instruction from the Colonel.  

Muttley couldn't get a Visa and wasn't too keen anyway in case he got eat.

[Bjornebye]

The malaysian government are like men with forks lost in a world of soup

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

If you can fly drones and pinpoint people out in another country using satellites how the hell cant they pick up a 777 s location using them.

[Alan Sex]

I'm surprised the Yanks don't just nuke the whole fucking continent then have a sift through the wreckage.

[Anubis]

[JohnnyH]

If you can fly drones and pinpoint people out in another country using satellites how the hell cant they pick up a 777 s location using them.

I can lose my phone and find it on my iPad within seconds...

[magicrat]

I can lose my phone and find it on my iPad within seconds...

So is there a missing Boeing 777  down the back of your couch ?

[Dougie Do'ins]

I can lose my phone and find it on my iPad within seconds...

What if it's not on your ipad ? What if it's down the back of the sofa, or you've left it in work. How long will it take then ? 

[Alan Sex]

What if it's in a sports player's bum? I heard some sports players like that.

[Josef Svejk]

But is there a large enough bum?

 

Ah, yes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Red Banjo]

Australia are looking in the South Pole for it.

 

This story goes from the ridiculous, to the downright stupid.

 

It supposedly went missing between Thailand and China... Lets check the Antarctic.

[Bjornebye]

I can lose my phone and find it on my iPad within seconds...

 

About as relevant as this

 

[General Dryness]

But is there a large enough bum?

 

Ah, yes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would slap that ass with my cock all day long. All. Day. Long.

[Alan Sex]

I would slap that ass with my cock all day long. All. Day. Long.

It works with the whole woman too. Honestly, you don't need to keep chopping them up. Someone will object sooner or later.

[stringvest]

But is there a large enough bum?

 

Ah, yes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can get the iPad in there

[Carvalho Diablo]

But is there a large enough bum?

 

Ah, yes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My owld Granda once told me, "Son, never fuck owt you can't fight."

 

I'll never forget that, I was 6 at the time.

[Alan Sex]

You can get the iPad in there

Fuck that, let's try my old iMac!

[General Dryness]

My owld Granda once told me, "Son, never fuck owt you can't fight."

 

I'll never forget that, I was 6 at the time.

 

Mere seconds before he gave you a good kicking and then bummed you.

[General Dryness]

It works with the whole woman too. Honestly, you don't need to keep chopping them up. Someone will object sooner or later.

 

Next you'll be telling me I didn't need to chop my cock off either.

[Alan Sex]

Next you'll be telling me I didn't need to chop my cock off either.

Let's not talk about marriage. It was such a nice conversation about disembowelling and dismemberment. And a plane. I remember something about a plane.

[Mike D]

found

[Guest davelfc]

 ABC News reports the search area has been drastically narrowedto an area off the west coast of Australia.

US officials familiar with the investigation tell ABC News that the hourly satellite pings from the jet had yielded far more clues than expected, enabling the focus of the search to be cut in half - from an area roughly the size of Texas to that of Arizona.

 

 

[Mike D]

 

 

 

from an area roughly the size of Texas to that of Arizona.

I hate how things are measured like this, so I have to go look up the sizes of those 2. its like when they say something is the height of 25 double decker busses, feet and inches please.

[Jim MM]

I hate how things are measured like this, so I have to go look up the sizes of those 2. its like when they say something is the height of 25 double decker busses, feet and inches please.

You'll also want to know that 1 Football Field = 120 Yards and 1 Elephant = 12000 Pounds.