little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Dave D]

50 minutes ago, Mook said:

My kitchen and living room are joined together & are about the same size as an average garden shed.

Fair point, such a set up could be fraught with biscuit opening hazards

[Harry's Lad]

People who vape inside shopping centres.

Fucking sick of going into sickly sweet clouds of fog.

If they have to suck on something fine, just don't pollute my air the selfish cunts.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

On 12/06/2022 at 16:52, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Blokes who learn to play the guitar, but only know shit songs. Can hear a fella down the road strumming away, and he's gone through The Kooks, Mumford and Sons, George Ezra and Oasis.

He's back, and he's learned She's Electric.

 

I hate him.

[Stouffer]

18 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

He's back, and he's learned She's Electric.

 

I hate him.

At least he'll get to master barre chords with the F#.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

2 hours ago, Stouffer said:

At least he'll get to master barre chords with the F#.

I'm flattered you think I'd know what that means.

 

I played recorder in primary school.

[Strontium]

On 14/07/2022 at 16:01, Captain Willard said:

Food allergies getting more common. Now I know for some people these are terrible life affecting conditions but they definitely seem to be more common these days. We went out for a team lunch today and the poor waiter had to draw a diagram of the table as to who was gluten free, lactose intolerant, vegan, vegetarian but eats fish etc et. Then it was bottled versus sparkling versus tap water debates. In my day, the city was blue steak, chips and 3 bottles of claret. Not any more. 

 

In the right thread, that. If you eat fish, you're not vegetarian. It's an animal, not a fucking carrot.

[easytoslip]

, shogi. More or less everything does my head in these days for example I walked uo to my local and there was a ghastly group of lads and they were playing pool dead loud, i never thought a shitty old pub game could generate such excitement, i meant to stay in too. M

[Pete]

46 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

In the right thread, that. If you eat fish, you're not vegetarian. It's an animal, not a fucking carrot.

You’d be a Pescatarian then. 

[Strontium]

2 minutes ago, Pete said:

You’d be a Pescatarian then. 

 

Or a dolphin.

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, Pete said:

You’d be a Pescatarian then. 

I'm sure they had a church on Belmont Road

[VladimirIlyich]

15 hours ago, Stouffer said:

At least he'll get to master barre chords with the F#.

He'll probably play it in an open position. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

The masses and masses of people, they're everywhere, how dare they.

 

Why are all cockneys and some scousers so fucking loud. Is there a need to be identified. Cockneys though Jesus christ I was listening to one guy on his phone so I turned around expecting him to be a couple of tables behind me and he was over the road in another bar.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

The masses and masses of people, they're everywhere, how dare they.

 

Why are all cockneys and some scousers so fucking loud. Is there a need to be identified. Cockneys though Jesus christ I was listening to one guy on his phone so I turned around expecting him to be a couple of tables behind me and he was over the road in another bar.

My missus shouts down the phone as though its made of two plastic cups and a connecting piece of string. She doesn't speak loudly normally though.

[Le Duan]

On decking about 30 square metres, how is it that I mange to step on a stone about 3mm in size, without shoes on? And this is a regular occurrence. Vast swathes of clear drive, decking and garden……and the smallest sharp stone is lying in wait for me - twat

[Le Duan]

The all pervasive smell of weed - fucking disgusting 

[A Red]

On 16/07/2022 at 20:54, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I played recorder in primary school.

Yeah and me, I kept getting told off for playing it sideways

[chrisbonnie]

5 hours ago, Le Duan said:

The all pervasive smell of weed - fucking disgusting 

No idea what it's like in the UK (I presume that's where you are) 

 

But is every cunt under 30 smoking it over there? 

 

It seems everyone, under 30 smokes reefer here in Dublin these days. 

 

I'm shocked at the amount of young lads smoking blow. I do see young lads walking to work with big Bob marley cones first thing in the morning. What kind of graft could those dick heads do. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

On 13/07/2022 at 23:11, Rico1304 said:

Sports day tomorrow. 2 hours of watching other peoples kids flap about. 

You need to go to the school where your own kids go.

[Creator Supreme]

9 hours ago, Le Duan said:

The all pervasive smell of weed - fucking disgusting 

 

4 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

No idea what it's like in the UK (I presume that's where you are) 

 

But is every cunt under 30 smoking it over there? 

 

It seems everyone, under 30 smokes reefer here in Dublin these days. 

 

I'm shocked at the amount of young lads smoking blow. I do see young lads walking to work with big Bob marley cones first thing in the morning. What kind of graft could those dick heads do. 

It is an absolute disgrace how many smoke that shite. I can only assume they've lost their sense of smell because it fucking stinks.

 

About 10 years back I was working in Stockport, and if I was on an early start I jad to leave the house at 5.30 am to catch the first bus to town, and every time I left the house at that time you could guarantee the same fucker walking to the same bus stop smoking that shite. Looked like he was a decorator or plasterer going off his clothes, hope he never had to climb ladders as he'd have been fucked!

[chrisbonnie]

4 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

 

It is an absolute disgrace how many smoke that shite. I can only assume they've lost their sense of smell because it fucking stinks.

 

About 10 years back I was working in Stockport, and if I was on an early start I jad to leave the house at 5.30 am to catch the first bus to town, and every time I left the house at that time you could guarantee the same fucker walking to the same bus stop smoking that shite. Looked like he was a decorator or plasterer going off his clothes, hope he never had to climb ladders as he'd have been fucked!

I'm not exactly anti reefer, it's not for me. But it's the same as alcohol. If you saw your workmate having a can of lager first thing in the morning, you'd think, that can't be good. 

 

If the lads want to smoke it, grand, that's their deal, but like a gargle, there's a time and a place for it

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

I'm not exactly anti reefer, it's not for me. But it's the same as alcohol. If you saw your workmate having a can of lager first thing in the morning, you'd think, that can't be good. 

 

If the lads want to smoke it, grand, that's their deal, but like a gargle, there's a time and a place for it

There's so many mate, and the amount who smoke it non-stop around their kids is incredible.

 

Pot always stank, but the smell is worse now. There always used to be a load of potheads on the college buses 30 years back and it stank (to me anyway) of burnt strawberries, now it stinks (again to me anyway) of burning pile of cowshit!

 

I genuinely don't know how they put up with the smell!

[Chairman Meow]

2 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

I'm not exactly anti reefer, it's not for me. But it's the same as alcohol. If you saw your workmate having a can of lager first thing in the morning, you'd think, that can't be good. 

 

If the lads want to smoke it, grand, that's their deal, but like a gargle, there's a time and a place for it

 

Pretty much where I am at with it. I think all drugs should be legal, but if you had a can on the way to work people would think you'd lost the plot, yet there are people who think smoking pot all day is fine.

 

Recreationally I have no issue with it. Other than the fact that as others have said, whatever the fuck it is they are all smoking these days smells like cat piss. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

I'm not exactly anti reefer, it's not for me. But it's the same as alcohol. If you saw your workmate having a can of lager first thing in the morning, you'd think, that can't be good. 

 

If the lads want to smoke it, grand, that's their deal, but like a gargle, there's a time and a place for it

Genuine question though 'Where is the right time and place for it?' 

[chrisbonnie]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Genuine question though 'Where is the right time and place for it?' 

In the comforts of their own home. 

[Captain Turdseye]

48 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

In the comforts of their own home. 

But then their houses would smell of weed. They don’t want that any more than you do.