Corporate bellendary at work.

[Alan Sex]

Go near the middle and get a giant and obvious yoga boner from staring at the women.

[lifetime fan]

Yoga is ace, nothing bent about it.

Used to go a lot when I was playing the unmentionable, was brilliant for the hamstrings, especially in winter.

 

Can't say doing it in a room full of middle class soap dodgers I work with was that appealing mind.

[General Dryness]

Come on Col, there must have been a couple of moose knuckles worth perving over.

[moof]

Enjoying Yoga is on par with dabbing your willy.

 

Completely unnecessary.

For non civilised folk, perhaps.

[Oh Buoy]

For non civilised folk, perhaps.

 

If it were civilised, they'd have placed loo roll holders next to urinals. 

 

Work that one out. 

[moof]

If it were civilised, they'd have placed loo roll holders next to urinals.

 

Work that one out.

Maybe they should, who wants to walk around covered in residual piss?

[General Dryness]

Maybe they should, who wants to walk around covered in residual piss?

Dunno, depends whose piss it is.

[Oh Buoy]

Maybe they should, who wants to walk around covered in residual piss?

 

Maybe it's an educational thing? 

 

How do people learn to shake? 

[moof]

 

 

Maybe it's an educational thing?

 

How do people learn to shake?

Are you offering to teach me?

[Oh Buoy]

Are you offering to teach me?

Watch and learn.

 

Shake, shake, shake Senora...

[Rico1304]

Imagine sitting through this...

 

[Champ]

I wonder who managed to stay awake for the Special Announcement

[Lurtz]

Did you sit through that Rico?

[Rico1304]

Did you sit through that Rico?

No mate, it's a conference at the hotel I'm in.

[A Red]

I mean, what the fuck does any of it mean? I dont know, the delegates wont know and i'm pretty sure the twats that set the thing up wont know. Its just a waste of fucking time.

 

The fact that the opening remarks are by someone from Mars is a clue

[Bob]

The worst thing about all that - worse than the jargon - is The Capitalisation of Each Word That Isn't and, or, of or is.

[Rotpeter]

I mean, what the fuck does any of it mean? I dont know, the delegates wont know and i'm pretty sure the twats that set the thing up wont know. Its just a waste of fucking time.

 

The fact that the opening remarks are by someone from Mars is a clue

The fact that the remarks are by someone from Mars is the measure of the success of what has been happening in this field.

 

This all started out with some peace loving, religious mystics saying nature doesn't structure itself so that the end result of any process is waste. Its systems are circular, not linear, they self-perpetuate, why don't ours perpetuate anything other than landfills. Of course the greens loved it, but the industrial capitalists and politicians whose processes need re-tooled, just said, "Get these corduroys out of here."

 

So they went away and over decades crafted and recrafted their ideas and messaging until they could speak about asset reclassification and extending ROI BEYOND the lifetime of a product, about how a linear process cannot generate revenue beyond the point at which it terminates, about how "output" is a synonym for waste. And guess what all of a sudden those people wanted to listen. And the greens wore suits.

 

The greens broke out of their straitjacket of cords and cardies and mono-conceptions of industry as enemy to be confronted and found a way to get an industrial conglomerate like Mars inc. to sell their dream of products, business models and economies that don't have as their ultimate objective a mass of waste to be buried under other masses of waste.

 

So instead of sneering and ridiculing, step back and witness us on the verge of the single greatest achievement the green community has ever managed. And hug a circular economist.

 

The religious mystic, pacifist fellow was a scouser BTW.

[SilverSong]

The worst thing about all that - worse than the jargon - is The Capitalisation of Each Word That Isn't and, or, of or is.

Oh ffs Ive just realised that I do that. Shit Shit it Shit.

[A Red]

The fact that the remarks are by someone from Mars is the measure of the success of what has been happening in this field.

 

This all started out with some peace loving, religious mystics saying nature doesn't structure itself so that the end result of any process is waste. Its systems are circular, not linear, they self-perpetuate, why don't ours perpetuate anything other than landfills. Of course the greens loved it, but the industrial capitalists and politicians whose processes need re-tooled, just said, "Get these corduroys out of here."

 

So they went away and over decades crafted and recrafted their ideas and messaging until they could speak about asset reclassification and extending ROI BEYOND the lifetime of a product, about how a linear process cannot generate revenue beyond the point at which it terminates, about how "output" is a synonym for waste. And guess what all of a sudden those people wanted to listen. And the greens wore suits.

 

The greens broke out of their straitjacket of cords and cardies and mono-conceptions of industry as enemy to be confronted and found a way to get an industrial conglomerate like Mars inc. to sell their dream of products, business models and economies that don't have as their ultimate objective a mass of waste to be buried under other masses of waste.

 

So instead of sneering and ridiculing, step back and witness us on the verge of the single greatest achievement the green community has ever managed. And hug a circular economist.

 

The religious mystic, pacifist fellow was a scouser BTW.

This, obviously, now makes complete sense to me

[Razoray]

I work in a pharma multi-national for the past 6 years and last week i interviewed for a management role that i have been covering for the past 4 months due to someone transferring to a different dept. Anyway, did a bit of prep for it, had all the buzz words and when i used them during the interview you could see the directors and HR hottie creaming every time i coached mentored prioritised empowered and strategised. These people have worked with me for 4+ years and were more impressed with my ability to speak bullshit than my credentials.

Will find out later this week if an external candidate enunciated superior verbal diarrhoea than I.

[JagSquared]

Good luck mate.

 

It is annoying how work these days seems it is mostly a game of who "fits" in and can talk a good game, rather than whether you can actually do the job or not.

[PestiRed]

Spent a bit of time with the bigwigs recently, people on millions per year and the thing I've noticed the most is that they all talk plain English. Jargon appears to be an aspirational middle management thing

[lifetime fan]

My CEO is a former crackhead I've been mates with for 16 years.

 

Come out with any bollocks like that and it's a guaranteed way to not get a job.

[Champ]

My CEO is a former crackhead I've been mates with for 16 years.

 

Come out with any bollocks like that and it's a guaranteed way to not get a job.

His job title says no

[lifetime fan]

What?