Night out?

[moof]

I was interested until you said you'd "bite".

 

I wasn't interested until she said that, now I'm rather intrigued!

[Hand Shandy]

This thread has great potential.

 

A group of women trying to organise a night out is always good for a laugh...

[RedKnight]

Men trying to organise something is as bad if not worse.

[Hand Shandy]

Hmmm first of December you say..piss up you say...Girls on Tour you say...Sounds like a plan to me!

 

I need hotels and shit please?

 

You going to bring your daughter along AVEEZ?

 

By my maths, she should be safe from the forum's very own Jimmy Savile by now...

[Hand Shandy]

Men trying to organise something is as bad if not worse.

 

Now you see I don't find that to be the case.

 

Organising a night out among my group of mates tends to consist of a single text message containing a day, a time and the name of a pub/bar.

 

Easy.

[melons]

Hmmm first of December you say..piss up you say...Girls on Tour you say...Sounds like a plan to me!

 

I need hotels and shit please?

 

Aveez, Champ, (if you've got none) accommodation sorted, chateau des SKI...

[Hand Shandy]

 

Aveez' date=' Champ, (if you've got none) accommodation sorted, chateau des SKI...[/quote']

 

Pyjama party, pillow fights and naked mud wrestling is still on then?

[celeryBADboy]

I could be will see.

[Champ]

2 pages in and we've got a response from most of the recent female posters on here (hope I'm not missing anyone out) and the men?...all you can manage is scoffing from what I can see

[Champ]

:biggrin:

 

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Even made my eyes water

[Champ]

Aveez, Champ, (if you've got none) accommodation sorted, chateau des SKI...

Aw that's so kind! Hadnt even got that far...these things are complicated, arent they?

 

(Does SKI know?)

[AVEEZ]

You going to bring your daughter along AVEEZ?

 

By my maths, she should be safe from the forum's very own Jimmy Savile by now...

 

Mr Shandy - presuming as I am, that you like your testicles between your legs and not in your stomach lining, I'd keep comments like that to yourself if I were you!

 

Aveez, Champ, (if you've got none) accommodation sorted, chateau des SKI...

 

Castle Ski.... cant wait to run up and down that staircase!

[Hand Shandy]

 

Mr Shandy - presuming as I am' date=' that you like your testicles between your legs and not in your stomach lining, I'd keep comments like that to yourself if I were you![/quote']

 

Hahaha! I can't help but chuckle to myself whenever I remember that little exchange.

[Captain Turdseye]

If I hadn't have moved south I'd have probably shown my face this year.

[Champ]

If I hadn't have moved south I'd have probably shown my face this year.

Do they not have transport where you are? Where's your commitment?

 

And think on.....it may not always be so easy to get away ;)

[celeryBADboy]

If I hadn't have moved south I'd have probably shown my face this year.

 

Where about mate drop us a PM I'm moving that way next month.

[Captain Turdseye]

I'd love to Cath but it's her birthday the day before, I've got to go and do the whole family meal thing on the Saturday night.

 

Plus it's £80 return on the train, I'd be expecting Melons to at least get her tits out if I was splashing that sort of cash to be there.

[Captain Turdseye]

Where about mate drop us a PM I'm moving that way next month.

 

I sent you a message on Facebook earlier mate. The South is a big place you know!

[Champ]

 

Plus it's £80 return on the train' date=' I'd be expecting Melons to at least get her tits out if I was splashing that sort of cash to be there.[/quote']

 

Well you'll never know now, will you!

[Furmedge]

 

I sent you a message on Facebook earlier mate. The South is a big place you know!

 

I was over in Australia and some fella was asking me if I knew someone in London, so I told him that I was Liverpool and there was about 50 million people in my country so I wouldn't know them all. He then proceeded to give me a description of the fella (brown hair, average height, mates with Dave) and looked pissed off when I still didn't know who the fuck he was on about.

[Joe Le Taxi]

I might be in.

 

What are the taxi drivers like?

[Champ]

Well, this is going well :whistle:

[melons]

It is for a girly night out, just need to mention it to Mrs Dave U and Mrs JG. Jobs a good 'un!

[Kevin D]

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde.

[Champ]

It is for a girly night out' date=' just need to mention it to Mrs Dave U and Mrs JG. Jobs a good 'un![/quote']

 

Reckon most of them wouldn't be allowed out if their other halves know there'll be women there....;)