The all new caption thread...

[dave u]

There's no fanzine to put them in, but it seems a waste to scrap the captions altogether. I'll just stick them in this thread until I figure out the best way to use them. 

 

Here's some to keep you busy for now....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[dave u]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Trumo]

Brendan and new boy Firmino discussed the departure of Fabio Borini to Sunderland.

 

 

BR: I had to let him go. Some lions aren't meant to be caged.

[dave u]

 

 

[milky]

 

'Would you like me.... to be the cat?'

[Trumo]

 

Nil Satays Nisi Optimum.

[Trumo]

Pele's cross-marketing skills were in evidence after signing up to promote sandwich chain Subway.

 

 

"With this small blue pill, you too can turn your six-inch into a foot-long!"

[Russ Atmosphere]

RF: Gaffer the other lads they taunt me, they say committee signing, they say am fucked. What does mean?

 

BR: Listen Roberto, imagine I'm drawing a picture of a man with a crown on his head, that's you, because everyone is the king of their own destiny. Good lad, now go join the others.

 

[milky]

 

'Apparently it was this long, at the side of a motorway too. And he got off with it.'

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

No matter what I think of writing as a caption, the look on Fowler's face is always funnier. Some pictures need no words.

[Hades]

RF: Gaffer the other lads they taunt me, they say committee signing, they say am fucked. What does mean?

 

BR: Listen Roberto, imagine I'm drawing a picture of a man with a crown on his head, that's you, because everyone is the king of their own destiny. Good lad, now go join the others.

 

 

 

 

 

'Apparently it was this long, at the side of a motorway too. And he got off with it.'

 

Both brilliant. Will be back to rep. 

[Russ Atmosphere]

MM: I think my swipe card must be corrupted, keeps refusing me access to the building. Can I borrow yours Col?

 

[Section_31]

 

"At last, I may finally win a header."

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

BR: "TRES... EN-VE-LOPES"

[The Golden Eel]

"Martin, try to move it about a bit to get a signal quickly for fuck sake — we haven't got our tweet from JermainePennant this week yet"

 

[Dr Nowt]

 

 

Man with less dignity than Jose Enrique located after exhaustive search.

 

An expert said "He really is the quintessential bellend."

[Russ Atmosphere]

[magicrat]

OK i'll take the picture , lets take bets on how many of us are here this time next year.

 

 

[magicrat]

Money I'm home

 

[Section_31]

 

Once a Woo, always a Woo. 

[Trumo]

Jordon decided to do his one-man Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder karaoke skit.

 

 

JI: # Ibe-ony and Ibe-ory live together in perfect harmony...#

[Trumo]

Enrique would go to great lengths to curry favour with the boss and win his place back in the team.

 

 

JE: Boss, I'll have to ask around but I think I can get you in to feed them after closing time.

[Trumo]

Henderson regaled Milner on how he earned the captain's armband.

 

 

JH; So the lads sprayed Deep Heat in me pants while i was in the showers. Except I always rub a load of Nivea into me bollocks after a shower. So then I put me pants on and the lads are all looking at us wondering why I'm not runnin' round the changies screaming with me bollocks on fire. To this day, they all reckon I have balls of steel.

[TheHowieLama]

 

Wait! Beans?

[an tha]

http://1.1.1.1/bmi/www.liverpoolway.co.uk/captions/14.jpg

 

Every single one of them lids is from The Chilli Pot in town, lid. All top lids as well.