Clint Dempsey

[fowler9]

always been a player I've really liked since he moved to Fulham, very clever talented player who always finds himself in the right position to score goals and I've often thought I'd like us to sign him but then the amount of players we've had who have done the business at smaller clubs in the same league but then come here and hid makes me wary of whether he'd do well for us if we did sign him

 

what do we all reckon? he'd thrive or look devoid of confidence the moment he stepped on the Anfield turf in a red shirt?

[Captain]

I reckon he'd do a better job than Carroll. That's not saying much, though.

[Guest TK-421]

I reckon he makes the bitches flood their knickers, got that whole Alonso stubble thing going on and Clint Dempsey is obviously a cool name.

[gkmacca]

He could have a David Speedie moment. Not a long term future, obviously. But I've always quite admired him. He's brave, tough and persistent, which, in the short term, is what we could do with. But it won't happen so I'm not sure why I'm even talking about him!

[usernameunknown]

He's shit. And a massive prick.

[Jairzinho]

I think he'll get better offers.

[Special K]

He's a cunt. No thanks

[Rorschach08]

Silverlining could call him 'Cunt Dumpsey' whenever he misplaces a pass, for that reason, i'm in.

[Tyler Durden]

He is probably the level of player we'll be after now were a 'top 10' team

[xerxes]

A good player, picked up for £2m, which was good value.

[roblakio]

I reckon he'd do a better job than Carroll. That's not saying much, though.

 

shithouse:wallbutt:

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

How the.mighty have fallen.

[Kevin D]

*Waits to neg the first person who says "he could do a job"*

[gingerhulk]

Hasn't he got around 20 goals this season? dembele is also a decent player

[ronnie38]

He could do a job.

[Mathewbet1]

Hes a fucking shit shitehawk

[Hooch]

Biggest compliment I'd pay him is he seems to have a bit of bottle about him. Hypothetically he'd probably not shit himself the moment he pulled the red shirt on like so many do and have.

 

Should be looking at better but as we are about the 8th best team in the league maybe he is our level.

[Torvald Utne]

I really like dembele, just needs to learn how to shoot and he'd be a great player

[thompsonsnose]

Hasn't he got around 20 goals this season? dembele is also a decent player

 

As is Ruiz and that Russian fella, all for relative peanuts.

 

New scouts please.

[bizzle10]

better than what we got at present thats depressing

[Dicko]

Remember when we signed Zenden after an outstanding game against us and a superb season for Middlesborough.

That is exactly what signing Dempsey is.

[Strontium]

He's a horrible bug eyed cunt who knows where the goal is.

 

Which is fine because we need a cuntish streak in the team as it's currently stocked with total shithouses.

[BringbackBiscan]

He'd certainly help us cement our place among the European also rans in the Europa league.

[Mathewbet1]

He's a fiddling ben

[cuppatea]

I'd like to think we've learnt the hard way not to sign every average midtable Premiership player who hits a run of good form.