Worral-Thompson arrested for stealing cheese

[dennis tooth]

'And for this recipe you will need to steal some good quality cheese, and a really nice sauvgnon blanc. Pay for it, if you have to, but I've always found the no-cost ingredients do taste so much better."

 

Very well.

[Bellflower]

Surely there's an FA independent panel that deals with this sort of thing.

Having heard a self scanner speak, I'm sure its evidence will be given in calm perfect English ...........................

[Teflon Don]

 

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[Guest TK-421]

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Cheese beckons.

[Trumo]

His ingredients-for-a-fiver on Ready Steady Cook would fill the entire studio.

[joeyk]

I'm speechless. I camembert-lieve it.

[Anubis]

Anthony, Anthony, Anthony. Tesco cheese? Really? I'd have put you down for shoplifting from Sainsbury's at the very least, almost certainly M&S or Waitrose... ...but Tesco?

 

Who'd be a chef? Shit hours. Huge stress. A business that suffers more than most in a recession. And usually a drinking problem to top it off.

[Magic Sponge]

Shoplifting.

 

DONE.

[Acid]

They brought him in on the fifth occasion? Feta late that never.

[cochyn]

He'll have to think caerphilly before pulling that stunt again.

[Liverpool lad]

Treatment?

 

Just stop robbing you cunt

[dennis tooth]

I blame Tom R for goading him with the 'how amazing' thread.

I reckon he has a heroine habit and was off the pub to amaze the punters by pulling a block out of his sleeve before offering it upto the highest bidder.

[Lurtz]

He'll have to think caerphilly before pulling that stunt again.

 

*applauds*

[Mendoza]

 

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Lets not forget

 

[TheBitch]

He'll have to think caerphilly before pulling that stunt again.

 

I'll be back to rep this, I've done too much negging in the last 24, don't ya just hate it when that happens.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Anthony Worral Breakfast as my dad calls him. Probably nicked a pack of bacon and some eggs. Tit.

[DPW]

Smell my cheese you mother!

 

Repped for the Partridge reference.

[stringvest]

I hope he's going to repent and pray to cheeses for forgiveness.

[sh#t waffle]

He should have gone on the run. To Cheddar (cheese). Or Lancashire (cheese). Or (red) Leicester (cheese). Or (double) Gloucester (cheese). Regardless, I stilton (cheese) think he's a right cunt.

[Guest TK-421]

He wasn't krafty (cheese!) enough.

[Captain Turdseye]

Anthony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting. Police asked him to empty his bag and then tell them what he planned to make with it.

[dennis tooth]

Clarkson continues heartbreaking bid to hide true sexuality

11-04-11

 

TV bad boy Jeremy Clarkson remains filled with inner turmoil after shattering Richard Hammond's heart into a million tiny pieces, it has emerged.

 

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Clarkson still plans to fire a penis-shaped rocket at the moon

The outwardly heterosexual television personality, who is already locked in a tragic sham marriage with a woman, has reaffirmed the bitter pretence that he loves vaginas by publicly touching a female colleague.

 

A Top Gear insider said: "If you look closely at the pictures of Clarkson canoodling with a blonde, you will be able to detect a tiny, gleaming spot on his cheek. It's a single tear.

 

"I feel most sorry for Richard. He really thought their time had come. He's been trying for ages to convince Jeremy that they can live openly together without fear of lynching, citing examples from the civil rights movement and the career of Christopher Biggins.

 

"Last week, while we were on a break between shooting a piece about some new muscle cars that can force themselves on women and driving some tanks off a cliff, there was a smashing sound in Richard's trailer and Jeremy flounced out, visibly upset.

 

"I asked him what was wrong and at first he pretended he was just sad because Elizabeth Taylor had died.

 

"But later he admitted 'Marilyn' - his name for Hammond - had pulled out of plans to buy a bed and breakfast in Pevensey, which they would co-run with Jeremy doing the cooking while Richard focused on setting up the treatment rooms which would be its unique selling point."

 

The troubled, intense relationship between Clarkson and Hammond began when the pair were racing penis-shaped dragsters across the Sahara.

 

The insider said: "At night the temperature in the desert drops below zero, so you need body heat to keep warm. Let's just say that after a certain amount of tentative spooning, nature took its course in a way that was both tender and brutal.

 

"James May tried to join in but they fought him off.

 

"Richard told me that afterwards they lay in each other's arms, exhausted, looking up at the night sky and imagining a distant universe where they didn't both have wives and children.

 

"And when Richard had his accident and was lying, broken in a hospital bed, Jeremy would sing softly to him and rub his thighs.

 

"All the while fighting his demons and dreaming of Pevensey."

[Duff Man]

Stuart Hall looks like a giant tortoise.

[elBooth]

He looks like a Laughing Cow...

[Philbert]

Celebrities shoplifting cheese, fuckin' grate eh?