Jimmy Savile dead

[Guest davelfc]

GS-itkO9ia8

That's no extra fucking leg.

[Mathewbet1]

Apparently used to do that stupid breathing thing whilst scuttling

[VladimirIlyich]

Viagra rise,early in the morning.

[Mathewbet1]

Two little boys with two little toys.

[Guest davelfc]

They have just unearthed footage of Rolf Harris doing two Little Boys on Top of the Pops in 1969.

[Elysian Red]

[Redder Lurtz]

Although the media were aware of Mr Harris's name in November, they chose only to report that an 82-year-old man had been questioned. His name was first reported by the Sun on its website and later editions of the newspaper on Friday.

 

What a fucking surprise...

[Redder Lurtz]

Although the media were aware of Mr Harris's name in November, they chose only to report that an 82-year-old man had been questioned. His name was first reported by the Sun on its website and later editions of the newspaper on Friday.

 

What a fucking surprise...

[stringvest]

Wilfrid De'Ath cant be a real name.

 

Hes the Grim Reaper.

 

he was a sports writer - he wrote one of Brendan Rodgers' favourite books - it's called Football by De'Ath.

 

yes I know F* on the G* and all of that. Fuck off.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He does that veterinary programme too the Liverpool University one in Chester, you can just imagine him, a Johnny Morris, a Didgeridoo and 2 goats. Or that might just be me.

Ohhhhhnimmynimmy.........

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Always suspected that tie me kangaroo down was about animal bondage.

 

There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says:

 

Watch me wallabies bleed, mate

Watch me wallabies bleed,

They're a dangerous breed, mate

So watch me wallabies bleed

Altogether now!

 

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

 

Keep me cock or two cool, Curl,

Keep me cock or two cool

Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl

Just keep me cock or two cool

Altogether now!

 

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

 

'n' take me koala from the back, Jack

Take me koala from the back

He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac

So take me koala from the back

Altogether now!

 

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

 

Let me abos go loose, Lew

Let me abos go loose

They're of no further use, Lew

So let me abos go loose

Altogether now!

 

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

 

And find me a platypus to fuck, Bill

Find me a platypus to fuck

Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill

Just find me a platypus to fuck

Altogether now!

 

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

 

Play with your didgeridoo, Blue

Play with your didgeridoo

Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue

Play with your didgeridoo

Altogether now!

 

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

 

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred

Tan me hide when I'm dead

So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde

And that's it hangin' by its balls in the shed!!

Altogether now!

 

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

Tie me kangaroo down, sport

Tie me kangaroo down

[Mathewbet1]

Is it safe to assume that every 'light entertainer' from the 70's and 80's is a kiddie fiddler unless proven otherwise??.....................i'm looking at you keith cheggwin.

[stringvest]

Vision On supremo Tony Hart fashioned a massive clay dildo out of his spare Morphs, and rodgered a young PhillyBurkhill in the ear for 20 minutes, before repeatedly beating him over the head with it. That was in 2010 I think, and may not have been related to the Saville inquiry.

[Redder Lurtz]

Is it safe to assume that every 'light entertainer' from the 70's and 80's is a kiddie fiddler unless proven otherwise??.....................i'm looking at you keith cheggwin.

 

I fingered Cheggars on this thread I think, ages ago.

 

Fnaaarrrr.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

I suspect crackerjack might of been a breeding ground for kiddie fiddlers.

Also any kids programs hosted by Christopher Biggins should be looked into.

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Quality "fashioned a giant dildo out of spare morphs"

 

Funniest line have heard in ages!

[kelster]

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[dennis tooth]

[Redder Lurtz]

 

Again, lasted under 10 seconds before I turned that unfunny cunt off.

[Guest davelfc]

Appears it was more likely a beaver than a hamster.

[lifetime fan]

Freddie Starr facing fresh claims

 

 

Entertainer Freddie Starr has been rearrested over fresh claims of sexual offences, under the strand of Operation Yewtree unrelated to Jimmy Savile.

 

Mr Starr, 70, from Warwickshire, was arrested last year on suspicion of sexual offences under the "Savile and others" strand of the operation.

 

He has previously denied any wrongdoing and has been re-bailed until June.

 

Operation Yewtree was set up following the revelation of the sexual offences carried out by Jimmy Savile.

 

The late BBC Radio One DJ and television presenter abused adults and children over more than five decades, according to a Metropolitan Police report.

 

The NSPCC described him as one of the most prolific sex offenders in its 129-year history.

 

Operation Yewtree has three strands. One concerns Savile's crimes exclusively, whilst another relates to allegations against Savile and others, and Mr Starr was arrested on 1 November 2012 under this strand.

 

The third strand, under which Mr Starr was arrested on Wednesday, concentrates on accusations unconnected to the Savile investigations but which emerged as a result of the publicity surrounding Savile.

 

Mr Starr has previously denied claims that he groped a girl of 14 while in a BBC dressing room with Savile.

[Remmie]

Gutted, Rolf is the first of these celebs that I actually liked and respected, hope it's not true. He once picked up my Dad when my Dad was hitch hiking though Papa mentioned nothing of getting manhandled.

[Guest davelfc]

Maybe 'thumbing a ride with Rolf' does't quite mean what you thought.

[Lupin]

Ok...to answer some of the thoughts that have gone through this thread...

 

During the late 70's and early 80's I did some small work for the BBC off and on while mostly working in music doing session stuff. You got to hear a lot of things. Saville was prime amongst them - his thing for young girls and according to some, young boys...Glitter I knew about more or less first hand as a good friend of mine had to play in his backing band to get out of a contract with the same agency who ran him, so he could pursue a recording contract with a group he wanted to join. As he was my best mate, i joined the mini-tour of Uni's with him. The rest of the backing band were made up of seasoned old pros including one who played with Snafu, and another with the old Merseysound band, the Undertakers. Over our first post-show beer one night in a hotel in Hull (barf), they openly and baldly told us about Glitter and his proclivities - there was a young girl staying at the hotel he was creepily attentive to and we were shocked. later - a couple of years down the line I was working to supplement my studies with a friend who got me a part time job in scripts at the BBC - as a lot of people came by the office for stuff and chatted, we got to hear a lot of things - mostly Saville, but also bits about Rolf Harris and lesser known others.

 

This stuff was common knowledge in many 'showbiz' places - not just the beeb, recording studios, rehearsal rooms etc, but bars in Soho and anywhere TV, music and theatre people hung out. I told my then wife about much of this 20 odd years ago and so neither of us were surprised when the shit hit the fan, or in some cases, when the fans hit the shit.

 

So why didn't we do anything? Say anything? Well, of course - carefully - some people did - to their bosses, to journos, possibly even to the police but their was always a problem...the burden of clear, directly linkable, untrammeled proof. without that, it was all 'rumour' and conjecture. Added to this was the fact that people like Saville especially were notoriously litigious and would threaten to withdraw from his charities if anyone got too close. He befreinded Thatcher, the famous and powerful and could afford the best QC in the land to defend him with the defendant-friendly British libel laws if it ever came to court - and who would be the underage witnesses willing to be torn to shreds? Even with proof, such was the law the odds were with the defendant - Lord Archer, anyone? 'Is she not fair, is she not fragrant?'.

 

However...once a person is dead, British libel law does not apply - even the executors of an estate can't sue - and that is why it is all coming out now and people like Harris, DLT and others are getting swept up in the backwash. The failures of a regularly tipped off and libel shy Police are also under scrutiny.

 

On the subject of reputation and wrongdoing, In England it remains easier for a rich man - however malodorous - to defend himself in court than it is for an ordinary person to secure a conviction against him...and thereby hangs a tale.

[Section_31]

Gary Glitter reacts to the news.

 

 

 

"Oh Jimmy!!!!!!"