*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They’re having a wear black or yellow protest at the next match. 
 

Is this a protest against Moshiri and the first team, or are they protesting against their Bee team?

[tokyojoe]

7 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

They’re having a wear black or yellow protest at the next match. 
 

Is this a protest against Moshiri and the first team, or are they protesting against their Bee team?

Why not wear yellow & green to match their beloved chums down the M62?

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

Why not wear yellow & green to match their beloved chums down the M62?

 

Prices of yellow and green scarves and casual wear went through the roof after the Spurs defeat last week. 

[Captain Turdseye]

During and after all the excitement of yesterday I’ve only just remembered that these are rock bottom with no goals and no points. 
 

The perfect antidote to “Modern Football is Shit” poisoning. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Wheres the Arteta Honey

[Lee909]

3 hours ago, Nelly-Matip said:

They’re having a wear black or yellow protest at the next match. 
 

Is this a protest against Moshiri and the first team, or are they protesting against their Bee team?

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Stick on Z-Cars, dress in black and yellow and pretend you're Watford. Good practice for life in the Championship.

[Tenfolder]

Having their weekend ruined on both Saturday and Sunday just as things were looking up, ouch.

[Anubis]

[Harry Squatter]

39 fucking Jawas lad!!!!

[suzy]

What’s the significance of black and yellow then?

[Anubis]

29 minutes ago, suzy said:

What’s the significance of black and yellow then?

Beyond being a prominent colour scheme, I’m not sure there is any.

[Toxteth O'Grady]

35 minutes ago, suzy said:

What’s the significance of black and yellow then?

It signifies the amount of Wasps let out of matchboxes by Redshites and potential toxic shock murderers just before Pickford caught the ball and they all stung him en masse before Origi scored the winner where the game should've been stopped and the Red Tories referred to Geneva Convention for war crimes.

[halewood pete]

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, suzy said:

What’s the significance of black and yellow then?

 

They can't even protest properly.

 

I'm always struck at how generally witty and smart liverpool fans are with their banners and what not.

 

Then you'll see everton banners that say stuff like "Liverpool are shit" and "up the blues".

 

Everton and Liverpool are like those conjoined twins where one of them is relatively normal and the other one has all its oxygen cut off and starts to resemble a human ballsack hanging off the normal one's face.

 

Come the end of the season it's time to finally get it cut off. Let's bring in Dr Chung from the John's Hopkins to get the operation done once and for all, sever the useless sack of shit and stick it in the Blackpool curiosities exhibit where it belongs, while we hit the town on our own for the first time, slap some pomade on our hair, sink a few Heineken in Matthew Street and get ourselves a blowjob.

[suzy]

Thanks all, I really did wonder if I was missing something!

[Strontium]

11 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Isn't his lad in a band also?

 

Yes, he's the lead singer of The 1975, and was recently knobbing Taylor Swift.

 

Not to be confused with The 1995, which is the last time Everton won anything.

[Barrington Womble]

Is it black and yellow because they've just been beaten by wolves?

[polymerpunkah]

"Wear something green in your hair."

 

Ewwww.

[JagSquared]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

They can't even protest properly.

 

I'm always struck at how generally witty and smart liverpool fans are with their banners and what not.

 

Then you'll see everton banners that say stuff like "Liverpool are shit" and "up the blues".

 

Everton and Liverpool are like those conjoined twins where one of them is relatively normal and the other one has all its oxygen cut off and starts to resemble a human ballsack hanging off the normal one's face.

 

Come the end of the season it's time to finally get it cut off. Let's bring in Dr Chung from the John's Hopkins to get the operation done once and for all, sever the useless sack of shit and stick it in the Blackpool curiosities exhibit where it belongs, while we hit the town on our own for the first time, slap some pomade on our hair, sink a few Heineken in Matthew Street and get ourselves a blowjob.

The Vincent to our Julius.

 

 

 

[JagSquared]

4 hours ago, suzy said:

What’s the significance of black and yellow then?

maybe it’s an homage to Klopps Dortmund? They should sing one of their (the German clubs) fan favourite songs about facing adversity and being there for each other too.

[halewood pete]

[halewood pete]

[skend04]

6 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Is it black and yellow because they've just been beaten by wolves?

 

Black and blue would clash with their wives's eyes on a Sunday morning, after the match.

[Bourbon]

When did they sign Harrison from Leeds?!

 

Anyway, over in Shelbyville they’re crowing about how him, McNeil coming back and this lad from Serie A for over £25m, means the goals they need to stay up. 
 

I’d gotten myself into starting to believe again but am worried this lad target man’s a dozen or so in.

 

Someone please tell me he’s absolutely cack - Beto from Udinese, €30m - god knows where they’ve got that cash from.