*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Anubis]

5 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

At what point do they start to realise it's a 'you' problem, not a 'them' problem?

 

You’re saying Bruce is responsible for them being shit? I mean, I know he’s evil, but that evil?

[Anubis]

They genuinely think BMD is going to be the answer to all of their problems. They seem to think the revenue streams will be massive while not realising that they’ll be paying through the nose for it for years to come. Not to mention throwing words around like iconic.

[Anubis]

Quote

James Tarkowski: “Positives for me are, these got battered 5-1 last week, turned up and won 4-0 today, so there’s no reason why we can’t do that next week.”

 

[Denny Crane]

Next game for Everton in the league, he couldn't could he?

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

[Denny Crane]

Smart move by the agent. Lure Everton into a false sense of security - then reveal Origi to the dismay of Pickford. It's on. 

[Block305]

11 hours ago, angie said:

Shit bag deleted it, what did it say?

Same fella who wrote this shite.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/2020/01/07/conscious-uncoupling/amp/

[Ron B]

8 hours ago, Megadrive Man said:

All jokes aside, they really are pergitory FC.

They are a mess from top to bottom. Too shit to compete in the Premier League, not quite shit enough to go down.

 

Let's take Aston Villa and Newcastle for example. Both have managed to get relegated, but then promoted and have now overtaken Everton and are playing European football this season and look set to have very good seasons again this year. 

 

Going down might be the end of them, but also it might be the major reset they needed about ten years ago, either way surely its got to be better than the constant groundhog day scenario they are in now.

Not to mention that both clubs have had decent stabs at the title since the Premier League was launched, even if they fell short. One FA Cup won by the “Dogs of War” aside, it’s been 30 barren years by the Ev. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Block305 said:

Same fella who wrote this shite.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/2020/01/07/conscious-uncoupling/amp/

He's right to suggest (as some of us have been saying for years) that their obsession with us is bad for them, but then he doubles down on that obsession by parroting the usual bile-fuelled lies and bullshit about us.

[Captain Turdseye]

Oh, Everton. 

[Bjornebye]

I still can’t believe they sing that spirit of the blues song. It sounds like the theme music to a shite 90s kids programme. Woooohhhh

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

I still can’t believe they sing that spirit of the blues song. It sounds like the theme music to a shite 90s kids programme. Woooohhhh

I like it. Makes me laugh every time. Maybe because of all the little clips of them going mental with it and then they lose, but I can't hate it.

[Bjornebye]

It’s good news for the blues, And there’s no more time to lose, Cos we’re hot on the trail, And there’s no way we’re gonna fail, So get your coat on and get moving, Cos we don’t know the meaning of losing, So come on come on, Get down to Goodison Park, Wooooo.

 

 

 

Hahahahahahaha

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Barrington Womble said:

I like it. Makes me laugh every time. Maybe because of all the little clips of them going mental with it and then they lose, but I can't hate it.

Mate the videos on Twitter with it on the background are superb 

[Bjornebye]

Give me Pepper everyday 

[Barrington Womble]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Give me Pepper everyday 

She seems to have gone quiet this season. 

[Captain Turdseye]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I still can’t believe they sing that spirit of the blues song. It sounds like the theme music to a shite 90s kids programme. Woooohhhh

 

15 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I like it. Makes me laugh every time. Maybe because of all the little clips of them going mental with it and then they lose, but I can't hate it.

I love it. I was singing it in the house after the game yesterday. Not even arsed. 
 

Wooooooh. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Perfect timing when it came out as well. In the middle of a relegation battle. 
 

“You’ve never shone so brightly”

 

Superb. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I love it. I was singing it in the house after the game yesterday. Not even arsed. 
 

Wooooooh. 

its been in my head since their game yesterday. “It’s good news, for the blues” “we don’t know the meaning of losing” woooooooo

 

So shite it is actually superb 

[Captain Turdseye]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

its been in my head since their game yesterday. “It’s good news, for the blues” “we don’t know the meaning of losing” woooooooo

 

So shite it is actually superb 

Everyone reading these posts has got it stuck in their heads now as well. 
 

So come on, come on, get down to Goodison Park. 

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Everyone reading these posts has got it stuck in their heads now as well. 
 

So come on, come on, get down to Goodison Park. 

I'm singing away here too. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

I'm singing away here too. 

Woooooh!

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Everyone reading these posts has got it stuck in their heads now as well. 
 

So come on, come on, get down to Goodison Park. 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Bjornebye]