New HBO Series: Game of Thrones

[Thoth]

Deffo, he wasn't enjoying his BJ and now knows his own sister and lover is using him. She is after that throne and nothing will stand in her way. She's like a better looking Theresa May, she's a right fucking bitch. 

 

Fucking hell you have ruined it for me now, I wanted to ride her like a Blackpool donkey until I read that.. Twat

[General Dryness]

Would love to have Elaria Sand locked up in my dungeon.

You'll have seen her big minge in nude scenes from her earlier roles then.

[Thoth]

You'll have seen her big minge in nude scenes from her earlier roles then.

 

Pictures please... just for reference you understand

[Markmywords]

Why? So predictable and perhaps unnecessary, and it's not like the show is going to go back to porn mode with those two. Or are you just an old romantic?

 

He just wants to see her fucking most probably, and who wouldn't.

[Aventus]

I don't think the casterly rock and high garden battles were skipped over because of cost, I reckon viewers would get bored pretty quickly of spending 20 minutes an episode just on battles, especially when they're pretty insignificant ones in the grand scheme.

Plus when it gets to the actual big battle, at either Dragonstone or kings landing or wherever it would feel pretty underwhelming.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Not even close.

That's what I thought, but then I watched it again. I'll tell you hwat, it's a brilliant episode; wordy and character driven, but the interactions between Jon Snore and Dani, Elaria and Cersei, and the final scene, were masterful when put into the context of the entire story. The power shift between Jon and to Dani was really special.

[Welsh]

Can't believe how much high praise this episode had. I thought it was good but nowhere what people are praising it for.

 

Wish they'd shown us a bit of the battles ffs.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Can't believe how much high praise this episode had. I thought it was good but nowhere what people are praising it for.

 

Wish they'd shown us a bit of the battles ffs.

I think there's a lot of action to come. A lot of the fans like the show more for the politics, treachery, revenge, etc. Today had that in spades.

[Gooch]

I can understand the frustration with not showing the battles, but I think they did a decent enough job considering. The Cersei dungeon scene and the final scene with Jamie were both superb.

 

Cersei is probably my favourite character at the moment, just great at being a psycho cunt in every scene. I don't even mind the Joffrey light haircut she seems to have adopted.

[Bobby Hundreds]

It flew through events last night a bit. Huge build up to Dani getting to westeros and in a few scenes she's pretty much had her army tactically done over.

 

I hate euron.

[Brownie]

Thought the episode was brilliant myself. Dany's plan unraveling as quickly as it's been put together. I was actually wondering when the Iron Bank would show their faces. After lending Stannis so much to see him fall so readily it was always on the cards.

 

 

Euron grew on me this episode. He's a fun character. I wasn't too sure about him at first as it was a bit like "who the fuck are you?" but he's new and has shaken things up a bit. His interactions with Jamie were great.

 

Cersei showing a moment of weakness when she nearly broke in front of Ellaria Sand was very well done. I doubt we'll see Ellaria again now but just have the hanging knowledge she's living her life in torture.

 

Really liked the slow reveal as to where the Lannister army were marching on combined with the Unsullied being up shit creek. Know what people are saying about wanting the battles to have been shown more but I suspect in the grand scheme of this series these battles will not be missed.

 

Olenna Tyrell stealing the show as usual was a fitting end.

 

"What did he name it?"

"...the Widow's Wail"

"He really was a cunt wasn't he?"

 

Fantastic.

 

 

I don't see how the Unsullied are up shit creek mate? They've just been out-manouvered?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I don't see how the Unsullied are up shit creek mate? They've just been out-manouvered?

 

The Lannisters have emptied the stores of supplies so they can't hold the castle for too long. I'm not sure if they could just make it back to Dragonstone though, that much wasn't clear.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I don't see how the Unsullied are up shit creek mate? They've just been out-manouvered?

 

They're stuck there with no ships, no backup and the Greyjoy megafleet to chuck burning stuff at them, no way to get back to Dragonstone  Plus Jamie said they've left them no food or supplies so they're going to have to leave the castle at some point.  House Tyrell is no longer.  I'd say they're in trouble 

[Paul]

They're stuck there with no ships, no backup and the Greyjoy megafleet to chuck burning stuff at them, no way to get back to Dragonstone Plus Jamie said they've left them no food or supplies so they're going to have to leave the castle at some point. House Tyrell is no longer. I'd say they're in trouble

Unless three dragons fly to their rescue: "Game over man! Game over!"

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If I owned 3 dragons you could be fucking sure I'd be using them!

 

"Dragon! Destroy my enemies!"

 

"Dragon! Flame grill my steak!"

 

"Dragon! Carry me to the shitter!"

[Jenson]

If Greyworm doesn't get back to Dragonstone, Missandei will need to be comforted, multiple times I hope!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Unless three dragons fly to their rescue: "Game over man! Game over!"

 

Might have to come to that as her strong position has been eroded due to belter work from the Lannisters

[Sputnik1]

Unless three dragons fly to their rescue: "Game over man! Game over!"

 

 

 

Yep, you're never up shit creek if you've got three dragons. 

[Paul]

Yep, you're never up shit creek if you've got three dragons.

Agreed. I'm not having Qyburn's massive crossbow either. As if. When they inevitably kill off one of the three with that ridiculous unwieldy contraption, it will do my fucking head in.

[TheBitch]

Agreed. I'm not having Qyburn's massive crossbow either. As if. When they inevitably kill off one of the three with that ridiculous unwieldy contraption, it will do my fucking head in.

They should burn quite easily.

[Sweeney287]

Agreed. I'm not having Qyburn's massive crossbow either. As if. When they inevitably kill off one of the three with that ridiculous unwieldy contraption, it will do my fucking head in.

I agree. Imagine the kind of shot it would take to hit one if it was flying, so the only way they can "realistically" spear a dragon is when one is walking along the ground and that, in my head, seems ludicrous.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The crossbow / ballista would have hardly been a new invention judging by the rest of Kings Landing.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I don't want a dragon to die until they are fighting white walkers and then it comes back from the dead as an ice dragon. Anything else is unacceptable shit and I'll hire a hypnotist to wipe my memory of the entire series and call people who watch it lifeless quims.

[Moo]

Cersei is probably my favourite character at the moment, just great at being a psycho cunt in every scene. I don't even mind the Joffrey light haircut she seems to have adopted.

Agreed. I've always loved Cersei because I've always loved Lena Headey, in fact as a non-book reader (at the time) she was the reason I tuned in from day one. So yeah I've always loved Cersei but never wanted her to win the game, until last night. She is magnificent.

[REDTALISKER]

I maybe over thinking this but did anyone else see the pile of scrolls that Sam has to copy and think, I bet there is going to be something useful in that lot. Been racking my brain as to what and going to throw it out there - it will be a declaration of marriage between Rhaegar and Lyanna and possibly even mention of a child. Yes Bran has had his vision but I just get this feeling they are going to produce some solid proof.