Best Bond Film?

[Tony Moanero]

My Top 5 Bond Girls

 

1. Britt Ekland (The Man with the Golden Gun)

 

2. Eunice Gayson (Dr. No & From Russia with Love)

 

3. Barbara Bach (The Spy who Loved Me)

 

4. Natayla Simonova (Goldeneye)

 

5. Tanya Roberts (A View to a Kill)

[Mook]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

My Top 5 Bond Girls

 

 

Where the fuck is May Day?

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

Where the fuck is May Day?

 

 

I rammed her up your arse.

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

Where the fuck is May Day?

 

 

Can she play centre back?

[Stickman]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Denise Richards deserves a shout too...

One of the worst Bond lines ever in that film....”And I thought Christmas only comes once a year”

You just know they gave her the name Christmas Jones so they could throw a joke in that even the Carry On’s wouldn’t touch .

 

Having said that Richards was outstanding in those shorts 

[Section_31]

28 minutes ago, Stickman said:

One of the worst Bond lines ever in that film....”And I thought Christmas only comes once a year”

You just know they gave her the name Christmas Jones so they could throw a joke in that even the Carry On’s wouldn’t touch .

 

Having said that Richards was outstanding in those shorts 

"Someone's gonna have my ass."

 

"First thing's first."

 

Quality.

[Stickman]

Claudine Auger Thunderball

 

 

 

Jane Seymour 

 

 

 

Carey Lowell and Talisa Soto from Licence to Kill

 

 

 

 

 

[KMD7]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

My Top 5 Bond Girls

 

1. Britt Ekland (The Man with the Golden Gun)

 

2. Eunice Gayson (Dr. No & From Russia with Love)

 

3. Barbara Bach (The Spy who Loved Me)

 

4. Natayla Simonova (Goldeneye)

 

5. Tanya Roberts (A View to a Kill)

No Jane Seymour? For Shame Tony 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

14 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

No Jane Seymour? For Shame Tony 

 

 

I considered Jane Seymour but she wasn’t getting in ahead of the other brunettes, Bach and Gayson.

[Mark M]

40 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Claudine Auger Thunderball

 

 

 

Jane Seymour 

 

 

 

Carey Lowell and Talisa Soto from Licence to Kill

 

 

 

 

 

We have a winner 

[Leyton388]

[Leyton388]

[Harry's Lad]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I rammed her up your arse.

She'd ram herself up your arse.

[Mook]

Tentions is not going to be happy when he sees this.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

She'd ram herself up your arse.

Hahahahaha 

[Bjornebye]

Tony’s right though. Britt Eckland is number 1. The ultimate girl next door. 
 

 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Tony’s right though. Britt Eckland is number 1. The ultimate girl next door. 
 

 

If she lived next door to me, I would wank myself through the fucking wall.

[Evelyn Tentions]

I've seen all the Bond films at least once, some lots of times but can't remember the plots to any of the Daniel Craig ones and wouldn't bother watching again unless there was nothing else worth watching on telly.

All the others use glorious colors but the Craig ones all seemed to be gloomy.

Lazenby was a very underrated Bond, Brosnan was a great Bond with shitty scripts, love Roger Moore but he wasn't really Bond, Dalton I find ho-hum, no charisma but Sean was the one true Bond, every Bond and indeed most other movies of that genre are compared to him. And lose.

[Shitty Arse]

Claudine Auger. Domino in Thunderball. She is fucking lovely in that film. Bahamas location. Sharks in swimming pool. It’s got all the ingredients.

[Chairman Meow]

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Agreed on Craig but.... Skyfall is a superb film. Casino Royale is boss too, not too fussed on Quantum of Solace and Sceptre is decent I guess but not in the top half 

 

17 hours ago, Mook said:

The whole bit of them hiding out in a but'n'ben in he Highlands from the baddies was fucking awful. Like a primary school kid came up with the idea awful.

 

Skyfall is just shots of people staring at things for ages and then a shit Home Alone rip off for the conclusion.  

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

 

 

Skyfall is just shots of people staring at things for ages and then a shit Home Alone rip off for the conclusion.  

It isn’t. 

[Total Longo]

Still reeling from your Nan being number 2 on Tony's list, to be honest. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

[Tony Moanero]

Barbara Bach and Richard Kiel, The Spy Who Loved Me.

 

[Section_31]

Jaws was fucking terrifying.