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[Arl arse]

I'm sorry Joe, you've got a bad case of miget mong disease you'll have to ride on the special bus from now on.

 

Now here's a lollipop, get the fuck out of my hotel room.

[Red Squirrel]

The doctor saying "If you be a good little boy, I'll give you a lolly...No errrr a window to lick".

[Roge C]

After the good news yesterday I thought it'd be appropriate.

 

 

DOC - Ok Joe, once I've found hope in your heart that's it your in!

[RED Tezza]

 

DOC - Mr Cole we have Good News. We have managed to locate the precise location of the Chav tumour that's been plaguing you for the last 6 years. and we're confident of removing it during your next operation,

 

COLE - (Thinking) Once this bloke leaves the room I'm having a go at that smear on the window.

[cole7]

doc - nearly done joe

 

cole - well if you got off the fucking phone it'd be even sooner Im sitting her like a twat

[danperkins]

 

 

 

Doc: Are you?

Joe Cole: No Doc, i'm not Tom Hanks from Philadelphia

[llego]

Some more:

 

 

SG- Haha I have no wheels

JC- Nope, don't get it.

 

Fat lady- Good meat on the bigger one

Edited July 20, 2010 by llego

[Anubis]

SG- Haha I have no wheels

JC- Nope, I dont get it.

 

Fat lady- Good meat on the bigger one

 

I see old habits die hard. He's still wearing his bling watch to training. You can take the cockney out of London, but you can't take.....

[a stoner]

Some more:

 

 

 

JC: "How the fuck are you riding that in the park?"

SG "Gotta learn to nick anything round here mate"

 

I'll opt for the firing squad please.

[Trumo]

Doc: Just checking as I'm told Chelsea rejects don't have any heart.

Cole: S'alright Doc. I'm just glad at least one person DOESN'T think I'm a window-licking jamook.

[RedinSweden]

Hehe, i've actually seen ur pic and your very pretty so i can't say anything, well played :P

 

Shmoooth.

[lifetime fan]

SG- Haha I have no wheels

JC- Nope, don't get it.

 

Fat lady- Good meat on the bigger one

 

Excellent.

[toneloc]

 

JC: JT's dad is supposed to be a boss peddler as well you know

[ATXRED]

I think danperkins might be on to something. We should definitely use this window licking smiley :P as short hand for Joe Cole. Should save lots of time over the course of the year.

[Strontium]

 

 

Joe (thinking): Cor blimey, this Gerrard is quick, doesn't matter how fast I go I can't catch him

[RedinSweden]

A duplicate of my post on another thread:

 

 

"So Joe, can you show us on this doll what the nasty doctor man did to your bottom".

[Trumo]

 

Olalla: Nando, are you gettin' on yer bike?

Nando: Nah baby, I'ma stayin' right here.

Olalla: Great! When will you know your injury has cleared up then?

Nando: YOU'LL find out soon enough chica!

Olalla: Ay-ay-ay!

[Trumo]

 

SG: He's got wheels and he still ain't going anywhere.

[Edward.]

JC: That stethescope looks like an antique, at Chelsea....

Doc: Money's Too Tight to Mention...

[Eljeficito]

Don't think i've ever seen stevie look as goofy as on that bike picture

[Trumo]

 

Doc: All clear Joe. You're following in the footsteps of previous legendary Liverpool No10s now. McDermott, Barnes, Owen, Garcia, er...Voronin. Never mind, just give it the big thumbs up.

Cole: Yeah. The wheels on the bus go round and round...

[danperkins]

Shmoooth.

Haha i wish, and she's a fine lookin woman thats for sure :)

[bonesman]

After the good news yesterday I thought it'd be appropriate.

 

 

Go Crazy.

 

 

Jc- I keep expecting jt to walk in

 

doc- no lad its 15grand the tour here an christian looks after that sort of thing..

[Moorsey]

DJ Fizzio wasn't too sure about his new headphones with the 'JoeCole Noize Removal' © adapter

[Fugitive]

Haha i wish, and she's a fine lookin woman thats for sure :)

 

1000 post since May... fucking hell.

 

If memory serves me well, you were a bit slow. I'm amazed you can even use a computer.

 

Well done you.