James Corden football show tonight on ITV

[R Kid]

Fuck me this is grim. And then you turn on Talksport and you've got Stan Collymore trying to speak English. Awful.

 

You in the States aren't you, so how you getting ITV and TalkSport?

[Mel Wood]

I've just watched five minutes of that, what the fuck is that shite?

 

James, 1995 called. Apparently they want the format for TFI Friday back.

 

I've never intentionally watched him in anything, so I now have to channelhop to something else, on average, 15-20 times a day.

[Salou]

I love Peter Crouch but I will forever resent him for being able to bed a girl like Clancy when he looks like that!

[Antynwa]

Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop, for fucks sake make it stop.

 

[gkmacca]

James, 1995 called. Apparently they want the format for TFI Friday back.

 

Ha ha, yes, I thought they'd even used the same set. Woeful.

[Trumo]

I've never watched Gavin & Stacey, or seen anything Corden is in, apart from his Comic Relief sketch with the England team. Which was, admittedly, very funny when he was taking the piss out of them. Otherwise, he gives the impression of someone milking his 15 minutes of fame.

[Hooch]

I'm backing the beard.

[George Costanza]

Can't stand the guy but katy perry looked amazing. i'd lick her bum hole

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Can't stand the guy but katy perry looked amazing. i'd lick her bum hole

 

I'd jizz on her bum hole....Eeeeeeeeeeeh, you feltcher!

[Tepid water]

I'd jizz on her bum hole....Eeeeeeeeeeeh, you feltcher!

 

What would your mothers say?

[torahboy]

What would your mothers say?

 

Lesbian mums would say the same.

[Horus]

I'd jizz on her bum hole....Eeeeeeeeeeeh, you feltcher!

 

Without getting too involved with the semantics of such an act, I thought feltching was licking/sucking your own jizz back out of an orifice. Any external bum hole contact would be a case of rimming, no?

 

Anyways, I think I've said enough..............

[gkmacca]

This is like an episode of The Inbetweeners.

[torahboy]

Without getting too involved with the semantics of such an act, I thought feltching was licking/sucking your own jizz back out of an orifice. Any external bum hole contact would be a case of rimming, no?

 

Anyways, I think I've said enough..............

 

 

 

I thought feltching was when gaybos put glass tubes up their arse and encourage hamsters to have a trip along its length.

[Acid]

Left the tv on after the footy, realised what it was just as katy perry came on.. bloody hell. Left it on until the first break. He did try and get her to give us a twirl but she didn't hear him because she was listening to someone who she actually recognised.

[Faustus]

I think if you met him and he wasn't famous, I think he'd come across as an alright fella.

 

Personally, I don't think he's funny, but he strikes me as being somebody who got their lucky break and is trying to make their day in the sun last for as long as possible.

 

Genuinely not arsed by him. Worse people than him to get wound up by.

[R Kid]

Just watched Corden in Dr Who which I recorded from earlier, and did quite enjoy him in it.

 

It must be the rest of the self indulgent shit that pisses me off about him.

[Hooch]

Blah blah blah

[Faustus]

Some right joyless fuckers on these boards.

 

Not specifically about Corden, but there's some on here who just love a fucking moan about anything!

[DPW]

Not really bothered about James Cordon one way or another, but that show was utter utter utter gash. Cringe worthy to the extreme.

[RoboRiise]

He must wake up each morning and pinch himself, (there's a lot to pinch) the talentless fuck. He now only needs an emu or possibly an ostrich to ride on to join the long line of talentless fucks that have been smeared onto our screens over the years.

 

 

Harsh that, Rod Hull and Bernie Clifton were far more talented than this simpering wastrel.

[Joe Le Taxi]

He's alright.

[Preston Red]

He's alright.

 

For chucking bricks at.

[R Kid]

Some right joyless fuckers on these boards.

 

Not specifically about Corden, but there's some on here who just love a fucking moan about anything!

 

I actually dolike him but I am just joinging in with everyone else slagging him off cause I'm scared that if I stick up for him or say I like him I will get negged!

[DPW]

I actually dolike him but I am just joinging in with everyone else slagging him off cause I'm scared that if I stick up for him or say I like him I will get negged!

 

Man up!!