My brother got tromboned at the weekend

[Markmywords]

...by a fat american bird.

 

She actually blew air into his horrible hairy arsehole, whilst wanking him off.

 

He phoned me up yesterday morning in surprised excitement to tell me .This is the funniest thing I've ever heard, I've been laughing since.

 

Anyone been tromboned before? is it nice?

 

Sounds fucking ridiculous to me

[Fowlers God]

...by a fat american bird.

 

She actually blew air into his horrible hairy arsehole, whilst wanking him off.

 

He phoned me up yesterday morning in surprised excitement to tell me .This is the funniest thing I've ever heard, I've been laughing since.

 

Anyone been tromboned before? is it nice?

 

Sounds fucking ridiculous to me

 

I believe to be well experienced and openminded to try anything, and I mean anything (apart from the men) and have done some crazy stuff in my youth, however a) have i never heard of this before and B) doesnt really appeal at all.

 

I am taking it that he liked it,

[Trumo]

Taco Bell.

[setreal]

Did she achieve a glissando?

[Markmywords]

I believe to be well experienced and openminded to try anything, and I mean anything (apart from the men) and have done some crazy stuff in my youth, however a) have i never heard of this before and B) doesnt really appeal at all.

 

I am taking it that he liked it,

 

He said he pissed himself laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it.

 

She was adamant that that was what she wanted to do so he let her get on with it.

 

Crazy American Broad

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Did she achieve a glissando?

 

:D

 

Laugh out loud funny. Rapped.

[Crazyhorse7778]

I didn't even know this was a thing.

[Unrighteous]

Ahh... The rusty trombone.

[Markmywords]

why?

 

why woud you want to blow into a man's hairy arsehole?

 

Hilarious.

[RedinSweden]

Ace. I thought it meant being punched so hard your legs turn into trombones.

[RedinSweden]

Ace. I thought it meant being punched so hard your legs turn into trombones.

[sparta7]

what did she play? Whistle Down The Wind? Blow The Wind Southerly?

Edited February 8, 2010 by sparta7

[Mel Wood]

what did she play? Whistle Down The Wind? Blow The Wind Southerly?

 

Blind Boys of Alabama - Way Down In The Hole?

[lostinspace1970]

what did she play? Whistle Down The Wind? Blow The Wind Southerly?

 

Dylan said it best....."The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind....the answer is blowing in the wind"

 

My arse is exit only....she would be liable to get a shit sandwich from me for that behaviour

[Fugitive]

I bet she as playing 'Ring of Fire'.

[JohnnyH]

It's gift.

[airbags]

Yeah, some dirty woman tried to do it to my mate on Saturday night there.

 

It must be the "in" thing of 2010.

[rubble-rouser]

Yeah, some dirty woman tried to do it to my mate on Saturday night there.

 

It must be the "in" thing of 2010.

 

Where?

 

I'll try not to go there.

[Victor Ganges]

He's blowing smoke up your arse.

[Wor Horse]

Maybe his sex was on fire and she was trying to blow it out

 

Awful.

[Tom R]

Dirty Darts at its very best.

[kingkenny78]

Dunno about tromboning.

 

I have, however played the 'double bass' with a few birds over the years : penetration from the rear whilst reaching round with both arms and simultaneously playing with the nipples and clitoris.

[Guest ShoePiss]

I'd never heard of this but the thread title alone made me laugh. repped.

[Xherdan]

Brilliant thread.

[Guest TK-421]

Did he get the horn?