The world of a woman.

[Champ]

10 hours ago, sir roger said:

Only really works if they are on similar salaries

 

My mate is on about £80k while his Mrs is working part time 3 days a week and looking after their 3 kids and they do this, so she is scrimping and saving while he is betting £100 a time on horses.

Not if you pool whatever you earn and an agreed sum goes into an individual account each month and when it’s gone it’s gone

[Rushies tash]

12 hours ago, Champ said:

I never understand why more couples don’t have their own spending accounts and a joint account for all the household stuff

 

We do and it works well for us.

[sir roger]

20 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

 

We do and it works well for us.

 

Do you do it like Champ's system or my mate's system ?

[YorkshireRed]

My money is our money. Her money is her money. 
 

Such is life.

[Rushies tash]

26 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

Do you do it like Champ's system or my mate's system ?

 

She earns slightly more than me so throws in slightly more to the joint account. The mortgage and all the bills, shopping etc. come out of that. We pay for our own clothes and individual stuff.

[sir roger]

42 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

My money is our money. Her money is her money. 
 

Such is life.

 

Ah. The Sir Roger system

[littletedwest]

3 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

Ah. The Sir Roger system

Yes this sounds familiar to me. The one you mentioned about your mate sounds like a mate of mine ( he's divorced now)

[sir roger]

Lucky bastard

[Paulie Dangerously]

Paid €80 for a spot on a private beach in Italy.

 

"Let's get there early because it's the weekend and the parking will be a 'mare," says I.

"We've got it til 6 so will be ok to get there by 11," says she.

 

Me and KidD are on our loungers and she's still driving up and down trying to find a parking spot. 

[Bjornebye]

She's gone round her brothers for match so I've text her to say don't forget to show his little boy to lights blue moon if he's still awake 

 

"What time's it on?"

 

What time's the moon on... 

[halewood pete]

[Poor Scouser T]

This is probably more in their praise and shows how the mind of a woman works compared to a man. She spotted a thing I would never have noticed in a million lifetimes.

I'll let you decide.

Was in the Asda killing a bit of time waiting for my car getting some stuff done and noticed a couple of bed set thingies on sale for £2. Duvet cover, fitted sheet, pillow cases the lot. She constantly moans about my  choice of bed sheets (footy or superhero) so bargain. Bought. Delighted to show her my purchase once home she says 'Well at least I know you wont be messing with other women'

Puzzled I asked 'How come'

She says 'They will either thing you have crabs or a bit of a Richard Gere thing going with hamsters.'

Lobbed in the airing cupboard. So that is why they were 2 quid.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

11 hours ago, halewood pete said:

"What the hell happened to her?"

"Her husband mentioned he was a bit tired."

[Trumo]

18 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

This is probably more in their praise and shows how the mind of a woman works compared to a man. She spotted a thing I would never have noticed in a million lifetimes.

I'll let you decide.

Was in the Asda killing a bit of time waiting for my car getting some stuff done and noticed a couple of bed set thingies on sale for £2. Duvet cover, fitted sheet, pillow cases the lot. She constantly moans about my  choice of bed sheets (footy or superhero) so bargain. Bought. Delighted to show her my purchase once home she says 'Well at least I know you wont be messing with other women'

Puzzled I asked 'How come'

She says 'They will either thing you have crabs or a bit of a Richard Gere thing going with hamsters.'

Lobbed in the airing cupboard. So that is why they were 2 quid.

 

 

Hahaha, 'crabs'.

[VladimirIlyich]

26 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Hahaha, 'crabs'.

Great opportunity for this.

 

 

[halewood pete]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

"What the hell happened to her?"

"Her husband mentioned he was a bit tired."

 

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, Poor Scouser T said:

This is probably more in their praise and shows how the mind of a woman works compared to a man. She spotted a thing I would never have noticed in a million lifetimes.

I'll let you decide.

Was in the Asda killing a bit of time waiting for my car getting some stuff done and noticed a couple of bed set thingies on sale for £2. Duvet cover, fitted sheet, pillow cases the lot. She constantly moans about my  choice of bed sheets (footy or superhero) so bargain. Bought. Delighted to show her my purchase once home she says 'Well at least I know you wont be messing with other women'

Puzzled I asked 'How come'

She says 'They will either thing you have crabs or a bit of a Richard Gere thing going with hamsters.'

Lobbed in the airing cupboard. So that is why they were 2 quid.

 

Be honest, your feeling were a little hurt by this, weren't you? Why couldn't I attract another woman if I wanted, especially with my excellent taste in bedsheets

[Poor Scouser T]

21 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Be honest, your feeling were a little hurt by this, weren't you? Why couldn't I attract another woman if I wanted, especially with my excellent taste in bedsheets

Who doesn't want lobsters on their duvet cover? Guaranteed fanny.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, halewood pete said:

 

 

Ha spot on.

 

The only time my Mrs is GUARANTEED to talk to me a LOT is when I'm clearly tired or in pain.

[Remmie]

23 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Who doesn't want lobsters on their duvet cover? Guaranteed fanny.

Claw me now or lose me forever 

[Poor Scouser T]

Looking at it again though I could imagine waking in the middle of the night after a heavy one and seeing your bed covered in spiders

[VladimirIlyich]

33 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Who doesn't want lobsters on their duvet cover? Guaranteed fanny.

It will end up stinking of fish anyhow.

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Looking at it again though I could imagine waking in the middle of the night after a heavy one and seeing your bed covered in spiders

 

Hate it when that happens.

[Paulie Dangerously]

It's been a while, but I present to you another episode of MrsD's Measurement Mishaps:

 

We needed a new shower curtain so she orders one from Amazon, taking delight in the fact that it was cheaper for a longer one, which she bought.

 

Having taken no measurements of any sort before her purchase, naturally it was so long it trailed in the bath to the point of standing on it during your shower. 

 

No problem, she gets some scissors and cuts it by hand, carefully measuring by eye.  Now we have a short curtain too short and we're going to have to buy a new shower curtain. 

 

fin. 

[Harry Squatter]

One woman in work has been going on about her wedding for almost 2 years now. It's literally all she talks about. I decided to be polite asking her a question about it thinking it was very soon but she's not getting married until next August. So we have to listen to her drone on about it for another year.