What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Curly]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Cleavage repped. My thanks to Mrs. Belarus for sharing her ample bosom as a breakfast thread bonus.

 

The sausage also looks like it approves.

 

Two types of eggs seems a tad daring. In principle I’m not against it, but a brave choice. 
 

The Hash Brown seems to have adopted a singular bean. A beautiful story and one that should embarrass the Hash Brown deriders on here. 
 

Bacon needs a bit more thrashing around the pan before being allowed on this plate. 
 

Mushrooms are solid. I don’t like tomato on my breakfast but each to their own. 
 

Oh and Mrs. Belarus has excellent breasts but you probably already know that. 

Yeah, they are decent mate. Fair play to her. She’s a goodun too

[Bjornebye]

Belarus has laid a serious gauntlet down here though. Fuck your car keys .... 

[TheHowieLama]

Nice conkers.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Cleavage repped. My thanks to Mrs. Belarus for sharing her ample bosom as a breakfast thread bonus.

 

The sausage also looks like it approves.

 

Two types of eggs seems a tad daring. In principle I’m not against it, but a brave choice. 
 

The Hash Brown seems to have adopted a singular bean. A beautiful story and one that should embarrass the Hash Brown deriders on here. 
 

Bacon needs a bit more thrashing around the pan before being allowed on this plate. 
 

Mushrooms are solid. I don’t like tomato on my breakfast but each to their own. 
 

Oh and Mrs. Belarus has excellent breasts but you probably already know that. 

hahaha reading this reminded me of this clip from 35 seconds in 

 

 

 

 

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Belarus has laid a serious gauntlet down here though. Fuck your car keys .... 

Hahaha

[YorkshireRed]

Working away for a couple of days. Here’s a Coventry Premier Inn effort.

 

£8.99 for all you can eat which, in my case, was very little as I only got it to take a photo for here. 
 

I’d rate the old chap serving me as 9/10. Very nice guy, he probably would have been tastier than the breakfast.
 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

On 31/05/2021 at 10:30, belarus said:

Right, we go again.

 

Away with Mrs Bela at a place called Shrigley Hall over Macclesfield way. Not tasted it yet, but I’m expecting big things compared to yesterday...

 

 

So we know Mrs Belarus has a mighty fine cleavage and she has butter on her toast where as Belarus is a margarine nonce. 
 

Reckon he needs booting off here and his missus replacing him. 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Working away for a couple of days. Here’s a Coventry Premier Inn effort.

 

£8.99 for all you can eat which, in my case, was very little as I only got it to take a photo for here. 
 

I’d rate the old chap serving me as 9/10. Very nice guy, he probably would have been tastier than the breakfast.
 

 

 

 

“Tell us you’ve been to Coventry without telling us you’re in Coventry”

 

No cleave either 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

So we know Mrs Belarus has a mighty fine cleavage and she has butter on her toast where as Belarus is a margarine nonce. 
 

Reckon he needs booting off here and his missus replacing him. 

 

You're not Minsking your words there.

 

Oh, as for that Coventry breakfast posted above, you'd have been better off if they'd opened a tin of Heinz sausage with beans.

[TheHowieLama]

The mushrooms look like what I now imagine the old man waiters ballbag does.

 

The whole affair is shameful.

[Remmie]

This was Ukrainian cafe in London called XIX. It was their interpretation of a full veggie breakfast. I swapped beans for a second egg, but hadn't noticed fucking tater tots, otherwise I would have swerved that. It was £6.60 without a hot drink so I ordered a cappuccino for an extra £2.50. Considering this was in Stratford, London it was pretty good value. 

 

I can already feel the fume, rightly so for the eggs, less so from the move away from a traditional breakfast. The guacamole, mushrooms in a creamy sauce and Halloumi were the stars of the show and even the yank potato cunt balls weren't too bad when dipped in the guacamole. The eggs, oh dear the eggs. If Ukraine was serving them up in Crimea, the Russians would have left well alone. Overcooked in one of those little ring things to give off a macdonalds breakfast vibe just made them bland and oily. 

 

I'm sure the triangular toast will be causing palpatations and yearnings to self harm amongst some of you, I would have preferred an intact toast but didn't let it ruin my day.

 

I would have liked some tomatoes instead of the potato cysts and possibly a good quality veggie sausage but overall this was far better than it looked. 

 

 

[Karl_b]

I'm intrigued to know what makes it Ukrainian?

[Remmie]

6 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

I'm intrigued to know what makes it Ukrainian?

The breakfast isn't Ukrainian in any way, the cafe is Ukrainian ran and serve traditional food later in the day. 

[TheHowieLama]

10 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

I'm intrigued to know what makes it Ukrainian?

Wait for it........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The waiter.

[TheHowieLama]

23 minutes ago, Remmie said:

This was Ukrainian cafe in London called XIX. It was their interpretation of a full veggie breakfast. I swapped beans for a second egg, but hadn't noticed fucking tater tots, otherwise I would have swerved that. It was £6.60 without a hot drink so I ordered a cappuccino for an extra £2.50. Considering this was in Stratford, London it was pretty good value. 

 

I can already feel the fume, rightly so for the eggs, less so from the move away from a traditional breakfast. The guacamole, mushrooms in a creamy sauce and Halloumi were the stars of the show and even the yank potato cunt balls weren't too bad when dipped in the guacamole. The eggs, oh dear the eggs. If Ukraine was serving them up in Crimea, the Russians would have left well alone. Overcooked in one of those little ring things to give off a macdonalds breakfast vibe just made them bland and oily. 

 

I'm sure the triangular toast will be causing palpatations and yearnings to self harm amongst some of you, I would have preferred an intact toast but didn't let it ruin my day.

 

I would have liked some tomatoes instead of the potato cysts and possibly a good quality veggie sausage but overall this was far better than it looked. 

 

 

I would eat the lid off the butter first.

[Tony Moanero]

30 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The breakfast isn't Ukrainian in any way, the cafe is Ukrainian ran and serve traditional food later in the day. 

What is a traditional Ukrainian breakfast?

[Trumo]

39 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The breakfast isn't Ukrainian in any way, the cafe is Ukrainian ran and serve traditional food later in the day. 

 

If you ask nicely, maybe they'll serve some Ukrainian food earlier. If you Donetsk, you don't get.

[Nunavut Patrick]

59 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

What is a traditional Ukrainian breakfast?

Whatever Baba puts on your plate. Loads of Ukrainians where I am and they all live in fear of their Baba. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

And can someone please explain to the restaurant staff that there is a knob on the toaster and of

you move it clockwise you will actually get toast.

[TheHowieLama]

19 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

And can someone please explain to the restaurant staff that there is a knob on the toaster and of

you move it clockwise you will actually get toast.

Looks like it was done on one of those fold down ironing boards.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

The breakfast isn't Ukrainian in any way, the cafe is Ukrainian ran and serve traditional food later in the day. 

Traditional ?!

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

What is a traditional Ukrainian breakfast?

Chicken Kiev’s 

[Anubis]

The eggs look like a gala pie slice but made out of chicken. Horrendous. 
 

Toast? Ha ha ha. That’s not toast. To be toast it would need to be toasted. Or at least have been in the same room as a flame or wire heater of some sort.

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

What is a traditional Ukrainian breakfast?

Syrnicki - deep fried cheese balls served with sour cream. The cheese is very light like cottage cheese, combined with flour and deep fried. 

 

There may be some more meatier traditional breakfasts but I wouldn't know because I don't eat the filthy mother fucker

[YorkshireRed]

I went to Ukraine once. The breakfasts were shite. The women weren’t shite.

 

Unfortunately I had more chance getting a breakfast than a woman.

 

Story of my life. 

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Syrnicki - deep fried cheese balls served with sour cream. The cheese is very light like cottage cheese, combined with flour and deep fried. 

 

There may be some more meatier traditional breakfasts but I wouldn't know because I don't eat the filthy mother fucker

Cheese and sour cream sounds good to me!